Never say sometime, since the future is nothing certain.
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BRUCE BOWERS The past is certain, the future obscure.
THALES There is something very freeing about being anonymous because nothing is expected of you; nothing is...
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RHONDA FAEHN Who knows? Maybe I'll say it again sometime.
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DOROTHY STRATTEN It's always going to get better someday. Sometime in the future, things won't be so crazy.
RACHEL HAWKINS Since there is nothing so well worth having as friends, never lose a chance to make them.
FRANCESCO GUICCIARDINI Today is about the now, the moment you live in, so do now what you want to do
SOTONYE ANGA Nothing is ever certain.
ALICE SEBOLD The only certainty is that nothing is certain.
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JEFFREY R. IMMELT There is really nothing more to say except why. But since why is difficult to handle, one must take ...
TONI MORRISON There is really nothing more to say-except why. But since why is difficult to handle, one must take ...
TONI MORRISON There is nothing certain, but the uncertain.
PROVERB There is nothing certain except the unforeseen.
FRAUDE Future orientation is combined with a notion and expectation of progress, and nothing is impossible.
ALAN DUNDES In law, nothing is certain but the expense.
SAMUEL BUTLER Since music has never had a Rembrandt, we have remained nothing more than musicians.
MORTON FELDMAN We know that sometime in the future that land is probably going to be worth more than that, ... We t...
GARY HINES There can be no piece of mind in love, since the advantage one has secured is never anything but a f...
MARCEL PROUST Is it because they are so comfortable, they already know what the other is thinking? Or is it becaus...
JODI PICOULT There was a very cautious man
Who never laughed or played
He never risked, he never tried,...
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MAGGIE BROWN It's going to have to reach a point sometime in the future when the earnings aren't going to justify...
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WILLIAM SHENSTONE Success is never certain. Failure is never final.
ROBERT SCHULLER The one unchangeable certainty is that nothing is unchangeable or certain.
JOHN FITZGERALD KENNEDY The one unchangeable certainty is that nothing is
unchangeable or certain.
JOHN F KENNEDY In these matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain.
PLINY THE ELDER The only unchangeable certainty is that nothing is certain or unchangeable
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KELLY MULCAHY In these matters the only certainty is that there is nothing certain.
PLINY THE ELDER In these matters the only certainty is that there is nothing certain.
WILLIAM PITT THE ELDER In a certain way, novelists become unacknowledged historians, because we talk about small, tiny, lit...
COLUM MCCANN I have received hostile voice mail messages and e-mails. They are often anonymous, I'm sad to sa...
BEN BRANTLEY It depends on how successful we are at raising funds and if investors are interested in our product....
EVGENY SHAFIROVICH If the issue is, is it a near certainty that at some time in the future there will some group, proba...
BILL CLINTON Truth is strong, and sometime or other will prevail.
MARY ASTELL What man is really anti-progressive? For he is only anti-certain-people's-visions-for-the-future.
CRISS JAMI ...I've spent the last fifteen years of my life railing against the game of soccer, an exercise that...
CHUCK KLOSTERMAN Man wants to make certain about the future,about tommorow--which cannot be done. Let it sink as deep...
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DOUGLAS SIRK Nothing in life is certain except death and taxes
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN Let each of us examine his thoughts; he will find them wholly concerned with the past or the future....
BLAISE PASCAL Anonymity, not ignorance, is bliss. ~Anonymous
JOSEPH MCDONALD There is nothing like a dream to create the future.
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ALDEN NOWLAN Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. -Anonymous.
ANONYMOUS Wonder is the beginning of wisdom. -Anonymous (Greek Proverb).
GREEK PROVERB We say that the hour of death cannot be forecast, but when we say this we imagine that hour as place...
MARCEL PROUST I've learned never say never.
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SUZY KASSEM In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.
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FRANK OZ We are brought nothing into this world, and it is certain we can carry nothing out.
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ANONYMOUS Coincidence is God's way of being anonymous.
LAURA PEDERSEN Sometime in the future - 25, 50, 75 years hence - what will the situation be like then? By that time...
CURTIS LEMAY Since God knows our future, our personalities, and our capacity to listen, He isn't ever going to sa...
CHARLES STANLEY The time is now, the place is here. Stay in the present. You can do nothing to change the past, and ...
DAN MILLMAN I know I should feel anger at my father for certain things. But since he died when I was 11, I never...
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BRENE BROWN Nothing is impossible on 'Game of Thrones.'
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SETH LLOYD I had nothing to say to these strangers, whoever or whatever they were.
CATHERINE LACEY My daddy didn't even sign my birth certificate. So I ain't never had his last name.
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FUTURE My music is like a diary. I use every experience.
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Put a little boogy in it!
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ANONYMOUS Stop the earth from spinning, I want to get off!
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Polaroids.
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ANONYMOUS Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
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I'm skinny, but I'm really chunky.
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ANONYMOUS Smile while you still have teeth.
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ANONYMOUS Is it good if a blow dryer blows?
ANONYMOUS Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
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ANONYMOUS Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.
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