No one becomes perfect, but some become great.
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No one becomes perfect, but some become great.
SOURCE UNKNOWN And then, not expecting it, you become middle-aged and anonymous. No one notices you. You achieve a ...
DORIS LESSING If all become one, each becomes none, but if one is all, then each becomes everything.
JIM GENOVESE Through the Perfect Guru, one becomes perfect; O Nanak, meditate on the True One.
SRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB With great assurance I can name one perfect being_ your girlfriend... And you say no one is perfect?
KIMTO OCHE EMMANUEL No-one is born with perfect eyebrow
LINDA EVANGELISTA WORTH IT and perfect are different things. No one’s perfect, yet in romance, everyone becomes WORT...
MAUREEN JOHNSON But I'm also talented and I know when I created something great and Perfect Night is something g...
LOU REED We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master
ERNEST HEMINGWAY There's no such thing as a perfect site, at least I haven't found one in 30 years.
ROBERT WYATT There's no perfect site, but you try to get close to one.
HARVEY SMITH After a while, you just kind of chill. It just becomes a whole different lifestyle and no one bother...
ROBIN WILLIAMS As one acts and conducts himself, so does he become. The doer of good becomes good. The doer of evil...
VEDA UPANISHADS It’s nice to have a station pet. Wish it wasn’t trapped in a hovering prison in the men’s bath...
CECIL BALDWIN Life's irony; Some couples become so intimate in marriage,that becoming sexually intimate becomes a ...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Waste no more time talking about great souls and how they should be. Become one yourself!
MARCUS AURELIUS ANTONINUS Would you rather live one perfect day over and over or live your life with no perfect days but just ...
JENNY HAN Perfect heroes are cool, but no one can really empathize or identify with them.
MASASHI KISHIMOTO Friends becomes enemies, enemies become friends, no matter what happpens the end justifies the means...
OLASOT Perfect wife is the one who knows that no man is perfect.
VIKRANT PARSAI Ther's no great banquet but some fares ill.
GEORGE HERBERT No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration.
MARCUS TULLIUS CICERO No task is a long one but the task on which one dare not start. It becomes a nightmare.
CHARLES BAUDELAIRE When humans become gods, when our wings grow so great as to beat about the very edges of the earth, ...
KATE BERNHEIMER Why is it no one sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my luck ...
DOROTHY PARKER Why is it no one ever sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my ...
DOROTHY PARKER These are the e-mails I have received, ... Some were anonymous. Some were extremely nasty.
MARY WALKER ... nothing can be perfectly granted to be the best!no perfect, no best! you
know why?...we are j...
APPLES ROMANO There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous.
C.S. LEWIS There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous.
MOTHER TERESA OF CALCUTTA No one can become rich by the efforts of only their toil, but only by the discovery of some method o...
JOHN RUSKIN Some people think that as the Chinese economy becomes more and more capitalistic it will inevitably ...
PETER L. BERGER Some are Armed robbers today,not because they intended to become one,but all they are saying is that...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) When a poor man makes a great statement,it becomes an ordinary quote,but when a great man makes an o...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) No one is perfect. Everybody does stupid things.
RAFAEL NADAL Last time I checked, no one is perfect.
AUSTIN SEFERIAN-JENKINS No one is perfect, except for Penélope Cruz.
ELLEN DEGENERES When the audience and the performers become one, it is almost nearly divine, where this oneness can ...
BILL CONTI Friends becomes enemies, enemies become friends, no matter what happpens stay focused and stay true ...
OLASOT A perfect work of art is not the one that has no mistakes. It is the one people will like. Creation ...
BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA Since no one is perfect, it follows that all great deeds have been accomplished out of imperfection....
LOIS MCMASTER BUJOLD Two wrongs don't make a right, but neither does one. Revenge may seem petty by day, but on some nigh...
ASHLY LORENZANA No one on this earth is perfect. Every scar on my body is proof of every mistake I've ever made. How...
ISAIAH HARDEN Sure, some journalists use anonymous sources just because they're lazy and I think editors ought...
BEN BRADLEE Be positive as positive thoughts become your word, your words become your behavior, your behavior be...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA One donation a year is great, but two to three would help us become self-sufficient.
LEE HARTMANN There is something very freeing about being anonymous because nothing is expected of you; nothing is...
DOLLY WELLS No phone, a movie, a glass of wine, and some salad. Perfect!
KATE MOSS I always have a funny story at communion time that underscores that no one is perfect, and that comm...
GREG BOYLE The rupee becomes cheap [of less value] and is that why man becomes expensive [valuable] and when th...
DADA BHAGWAN When we start losing grip on the situation we become hyper vigilant about how people perceive us. In...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA There is no perfect lifestyle.
CAROL EVANS There can no great smoke arise, but there must be some fire
JOHN LYLY You don't want to play a perfect person; no one cares about that.
MATTHEW MORRISON Plenty of people wish to become devout, but no one wishes to be humble.
FRANÇOIS DUC DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD Plenty of people wish to become devout, but no one wishes to be humble.
JOSEPH ADDISON No one creates a perfect resume on their first try.
MATTHEW T. CROSS No-one is forced to stand for Parliament; no-one is compelled to become a minister. If you take on t...
MICHAEL GOVE One is not born a woman, but becomes one.
SIMONE DE BEAUVOIR No one becomes a good doctor before he fills a churchyard
SWEDISH PROVERB Life becomes perfect if I look at it through my imperfect perceptions.
DEBASISH MRIDHA What one does, one becomes
SPANISH PROVERB She liked to imagine that when she passed, the world looked after her, but she also knew how anonymo...
ALICE SEBOLD Once one becomes a man, he can and must make his own decisions. But I do offer warning. Even a good ...
BRANDON SANDERSON There is no sense in making a film that no-one will go and see, just to create a perfect, but useles...
CARLO PONTI There can be no great smoke arise, but there must be some fire.
JOHN LYLY (LYLIE OR LYLLIE) What a great thing, to be loved! What a greater thing still, to love! The heart becomes heroic thoug...
VICTOR HUGO I don't see how a reporter can function in a sensitive beat without relying on anonymous sources -- ...
BOB ZELNICK No one is perfect, and criticism is always welcome and expected.
AMITABH BACHCHAN When the people have no tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
LORD LYTTON When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
EDWARD BULWER-LYTTON When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
EDWARD G. BULWER-LYTTON Good becomes better by playing against better, but better doesn't become the best by playing against...
AMIT KALANTRI In a perfect world would I want them recruiting (on campus)? No. But those are some of the strings t...
JUDY CONTE The fact that I stay anonymous means I can exhibit wherever I want. No one knows my name, so it'...
JR Tibet becomes a subtext, no matter what.
TENZEN TETHONG No single person can be perfect, but a group of people can create a perfect team.
KISHAN S CHAUHAN Don't talk about your negatives rather try to improve and explore on your positives and contribute s...
DR. MATHIVANAN VELUMANI It's all anonymous, no personal information on the household, but an aggregate sample. So, we feel i...
KATIE HO I dropped our very first pass, but the first touchdown was a perfect pass from Aaron. The defender h...
CHRIS ABEL Nobody is born perfect.. Its just that how much talent u discover to become perfect.!!!
VIPIN ONGALATHE Never blame yourself for your imperfections,for no one is indeed perfect.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Lighten up on yourself. No one is perfect. Gently accept your humanness.
DEBORAH DAY There are no foolish questions and no one becomes a fool until they have stopped asking questions.
SOURCE UNKNOWN This investigation began with an anonymous, unsubstantiated e-mail complaint, ... We know now that i...
JAN MILLS I'll be quite for now because I make mistakes too... but once The Perfect Almighty One judges you, t...
A GENTLEMEN A great mind becomes a great fortune.
LUCIUS ANNAEUS SENECA Some say you become wise with age.
No.
You become OLD with age, you become wise with experiences.
Th...
SONYA.E.WILLIAMS For Bitcoin, if it becomes a thing, it will become an enormous thing. It will be world-changing. But...
ADAM DRAPER I can't go on to page two until I can get page one as perfect as I can make it, ... That might mean ...
DEAN KOONTZ They're just awfully talented. They're getting great production from their bench. You don't become a...
JIM LES Never forget that no military leader has ever become great without audacity.
CARL VON CLAUSEWITZ Never forget that no military leader has ever become great
without audacity.
CICERO (MARCUS TULLIUS CICERO) Never forget that no military leader has ever become great without audacity.
KARL VON CLAUSEWITZ Even if no one can love and be wise at the same time, but they can flirt and be wise at the same tim...
VIKRANT PARSAI Anything can become a musical sound. The wind on telegraph wires is a great sound; get it into your ...
HANS ZIMMER When you become famous, being famous becomes your profession.
JAMES CARVILLE I find anonymous music frees me best. Chinese pop can be perfect. I can't decipher anything on t...
ROMESH GUNESEKERA Good timing is great by chance but GOD timing is perfect EVERY TIME.
NATALIE PHILLIP One is not born, but rather becomes, a woman.
SIMONE DE BEAUVOIR
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ANONYMOUS How do you get a Kleenex to dance?
Put a little boogy in it!
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ANONYMOUS Why does Chuck Norris' calendar go directly from March 31 to April 2nd? Nobody fools Chuck Norris!
ANONYMOUS I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.
ANONYMOUS Stop the earth from spinning, I want to get off!
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ANONYMOUS What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
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ANONYMOUS Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
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ANONYMOUS Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework.
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ANONYMOUS People think.....
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ANONYMOUS I lost control. Offering reward to anyone who finds it.
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ANONYMOUS Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park.
ANONYMOUS It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?
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ANONYMOUS Smile while you still have teeth.
ANONYMOUS Have some patience, I'm screwing things up as fast as possible.
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ANONYMOUS I love that cute thing you do when you stop texting me for hours, it's adorable.
ANONYMOUS True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true.
ANONYMOUS Being married means mostly shouting "What?" from other rooms.
ANONYMOUS Is it good if a blow dryer blows?
ANONYMOUS Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
ANONYMOUS Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
ANONYMOUS Never judge a book by it's movie
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ANONYMOUS Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
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ANONYMOUS I'm not frowning, I'm just smiling upside down.
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ANONYMOUS I can't wait for that to never happen.
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ANONYMOUS Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light.
ANONYMOUS Rudeness top moment: to scare an ostrich on an asphalt street.
ANONYMOUS I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.
ANONYMOUS Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.
ANONYMOUS Beauty is mysterious as well as terrible.
ANONYMOUS An expert is a person who has made every possible mistake in a small field of study.
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