Taxing a business is the same as taxing yourself. (a misunderstood fact)
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JACK REED It really lessens your worries about taxing them.
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ALEX MORRITT This mind is continuous and ever taxing, Sleep is an endeavoring luxury for the carnivorous mind
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DON DRUMMOND The rest of it will be returned (to the taxing districts). These are estimates.
DON BURT The Gillard government must give up its addiction to wasteful spending borrowing and taxing.
JULIE BISHOP But we need to quit taxing people upon death. No taxation without respiration.
STEVE KING We're going to be taxing the public for capacity that won't be needed until then.
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GARY F EVANS... It is a lie.
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ANUJ SOMANY Everyone out there is using you for their entertainment and what you mostly need is to be entertainm...
SUPERNA BATHEJA Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed.
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Even longer,' Pooh answered.”
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Love is the work of wrestlers.
The one w...
JALALUDDIN MEVLANA RUMI The opportunity to decieve others is ever present and often tempting, and each instance of deception...
SAM HARRIS Life is a risk.
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DELPHINE HIRSH Without music, life is a journey through a desert.
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