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Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.


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Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime, and too sleepy to worry at night.
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WALTER ANNENBERG My feeling is that any day I am too busy to run is a day that I am too busy.
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BYRON JOHNSON Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. -Anonymous.
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ANGIE KARAN A man too busy to take care of his health is like a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools.
PROVERB A man too busy to take care of his health is like a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools.
SPANISH PROVERB Don't worry about it. Babe Ruth struck out on occasion, too.
WALTER ANNENBERG Today A woman is one who tries to bring a man down. A man is one who has to keep that woman in check...
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ROY BENNETT Worry is not true thought. Worry is a misuse of the imagination.
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