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Everybody looks a little crazy if you're looking close enough and if you can't look that close, then you don't really love them.


Chuck Palahniuk

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True love is you. You cant love someone else if you dont love yourself.. Get to know yourself.
NERISSA IRVING If they can’t get close enough to hurt you, they can’t get close enough to love you.
NEIL GAIMAN There's always a hole in theories somewhere if you look close enough.
MARK TWAIN No!You cant get this close to me and then push me away.
COURTNEY ALLISON MOULTON If you're close-minded, then you equally close-hearted.
RODEL NATIVIDAD CASIO Dont try to go too fast. Learn your job. Dont ever talk until you know what youre talking about. If ...
SAM RAYBURN If your pictures aren't good enough, you aren't close enough.
ROBERT CAPA Your frienemies stand close enough for you to see them but stand back just enough not to catch you i...
TROY GATHERS A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart."
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CHUCK PALAHNIUK The match was close enough that you think that if you played them again you could beat them. It came...
BARB ALLEN The problem with sports coverage is that you can't predict if the game will be close, or if it will ...
DOUGLAS GOMERY If your pictures aren't good enough, you aren't close enough.
ROBERT CAPA Sometimes you have to go a little crazy before you can find sanity. I think I'm close.
TAWNY LARA You can look at that in two ways, but I don't think we have a good enough handle on what this is goi...
ERIC PFENNING On paper, we're .500, but if you look in deeper, we're so close to being a really good basketball te...
BRAD SODERBERG If you close your eyes and really listen you will see the truth.
CRISTABEL MICHAELS You cant close this place, ... What will I do for breakfast?
BOB COLEMAN If you haven't learned by now that you cant trust everybody, i think its safe to say that you are th...
BRIELL ADAMS Life is a testing ground so if your good enough you will pass if you cant make the pass then life wi...
GARY F EVANS... If you love something, let it go.
If you don't love something, definitely let it go.
Basic...
B.J. NOVAK If you cant beat them buy them
KENNETH WATERS JR You cant find outside what you dont have inside.
CARL HAMMERSCHLAG Even if you're smart enough to close them down, the credit score will be damaged if you do more than...
JAMES LUCAS If you really want to write, then shut yourself in a room, close the door, and WRITE. If you don'...
MARY GARDEN Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn't suck.
JOSS WHEDON Love is always open arms. If you close your arms about love you will find that you are left holding ...
LEO BUSCAGLIA Love is always open arms. If you close your arms about love you will find that you are left holding ...
LEO F. BUSCAGLIA If you look at the average monthly filings for the year, you're looking at about 500 a month, so the...
CHARLES MILLER If it's close, then no question, I would love to stay here.
BOBBY SIMMONS If you see only problems, then the doors of opportunities will close. If you see only opportunities,...
DEBASISH MRIDHA I would love to do more films. I really like the whole process of doing that. I like how close you b...
AUTUMN REESER I say to people who care for people who are dying, if you really love that person and want to help t...
ELISABETH KUBLER-ROSS That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look ...
J.D. SALINGER If you Are looking for me then that means you have everywhere to look
HAMMAAD AHMAR Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. To be or not to be. Every time you don't throw y...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK If a woodchuck really could chuck wood..since you had to ask..it would chuck as much wood as a woodc...
RYAN CZARNECKI When you get close enough to someone you're never really alone again.
STEPHEN BAXTER You can't ever really have enough worth that when you're gone, the spot you left won't close over.
LAURA FLORAND But what if you're wrong?
What if there's more?
What if there's hope you never dreamed of ...
NICHOLE NORDEMAN What did it feel like, I wondered, to love someone that much? So much that you couldn't even control...
SARAH DESSEN Incidentally, if you have never stalked someone close to you, I highly recommend it. Check out how i...
DANA SPIOTTA Basically, Friday and Saturday night, we're going to close when the party's over. If people start le...
KURT OBERLOH You can only close if you opened.
AUGUST WILSON the thing is you can get used to anything you think you cant you want to die but you dont you cant y...
ELIZABETH SCOTT For summer, I definitely love doing stuff outside. I love beach volleyball if you're close to so...
BEHATI PRINSLOO A penny will hide the biggest star in the universe if you hold it close enough to your eye.
UNKNOWN You clench your teeth. You look up. You tell yourself that if they see you cry, it will hurt them, a...
, THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 You don't close divergences by taking time off to have a cup of tea. If you do so, you will find tha...
CRAWFORD FALCONER If she doesn't really love you, then it's over. And if she does love you, then love will win out.
RANDY PAUSCH I say to people who care for people who are dying, if you really love that person and want to help t...
ELISABETH KUBLER-ROSS If you can hang in games by staying close defensively, then good things can happen.
ARA PARSEGHIAN Danger seems terrible from a distance; it is not so bad if you have a close look at it
ABHISHEK VICKY You cant be in a position where you dont know what you are going to do next.
ERIC GREEN you cant win in life if you cant fail
VITA NEDERLOE I just felt overall that there was a little more, maybe, consistency there to some degree, ... but i...
BOB STOOPS I gave myself a lot of opportunities, and a lot of them were really close, ... I just kind of got on...
BOB TWAY Maybe we shouldn't be looking for love. Maybe we should be looking for a person. Because maybe you c...
C. JOYBELL C. There is love enough in this world for everybody, if people will just look.
KURT VONNEGUT There is love enough in this world for everybody, if people will just look.
KURT VONNEGUT JR. If you don’t start with crazy, crazy love, the kind of love that Van Morrison sings about, then yo...
CAROLINE KEPNES If you look at all the pictures of women in magazines, everybody's got a forehead that looks lik...
AMY HECKERLING If youre in an awkward position, feel comfortable enough to walk away.
BEAU MIRCHOFF You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer.
I DONT KNOW If you don't receive enough, have a look if you give enough.
JENNIFER WHITE - STRONG HEART AWAKENING If you look at me close enough, there's a small resemblance to a chicken nugget. I don't kno...
KEVIN HART If your idea is big enough, and crazy enough, all you have to do is survive. If you survive, you wil...
LILY CHATTERJEE At school you look to guys and respect them, certainly. But there's no time for that when you get on...
PIERRE SPIES people dont know you till they meet you. dont smile if you dont want to, dont be a false person, don...
CAROLINA JANETTE GOMEZ GONZALEZ Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then f...
MOLIERE If you really want something, you have to focus in order to achieve it. Close your eyes, envision wh...
KURT KROHN If you act crazy enough, people will leave you alone.
JAIME CONTRERAS If you look into someone's face long enough, eventually you're going to feel that you're looking at ...
PAUL AUSTER Three months ago, if you asked me, I would have told you that if you really loved someone, you’d l...
JODI PICOULT Looking at the scores, we were only four points from winning, and that's really close. If we get a c...
RICK MILLER If you close your eyes, no lighthouse can help you!
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN You would never give up if you knew how close you were, would you? So never give up because you are ...
VIKRANT PARSAI If you are feeling down, need some energy or just need to smile. Close your eyes and think about 3 t...
KISHAN S CHAUHAN It has to be, as you know, indisputable evidence to overturn a call. My coaches up in the box who we...
STEVE MARIUCCI It's a public safety issue. If you close down the track, what's gonna happen out there? Everybody ha...
JEANETTE GRACE But if guys aren't even close, you've got to start looking at maybe making changes. You definitely l...
RON GARDENHIRE Never let anyone define what you are capable of by using parameters that don't apply to you.
CHUCK CLOSE A face is a road map of someone's life. Without any need to amplify that or draw attention to it...
CHUCK CLOSE I don't work with inspiration. Inspiration is for amateurs. I just get to work.
CHUCK CLOSE In the 7th grade, I made a 20-foot long mural of the Lewis and Clark Trail while we were studying th...
CHUCK CLOSE Of all the artists who emerged in the '80s, I think perhaps Cindy Sherman is the most important.
CHUCK CLOSE I don't care about the Guggenheim. The Guggenheim isn't involved in anything that I am inter...
CHUCK CLOSE You know, the way art history is taught, often there's nothing that tells you why the painting i...
CHUCK CLOSE Part of the joy of looking at art is getting in sync in some ways with the decision-making process t...
CHUCK CLOSE There are so many artists that are dyslexic or learning disabled, it's just phenomenal. There...
CHUCK CLOSE I wanted to translate from one flat surface to another. In fact, my learning disabilities controlled...
CHUCK CLOSE Of course there are all the negative reviews, which also are incredibly important. Hilton Kramer hat...
CHUCK CLOSE I have no intention of flattering people. I like wrinkles and crow's feet and flaws, and somebod...
CHUCK CLOSE I think I was driven to paint portraits to commit images of friends and family to memory. I have fac...
CHUCK CLOSE There's something Zen-like about the way I work - it's like raking gravel in a Zen Buddhist ...
CHUCK CLOSE A photograph doesn't gain weight or lose weight, or change from being happy to being sad. It'...
CHUCK CLOSE Very few people have written about what a work really looks like, especially once there were photogr...
CHUCK CLOSE My mother was a piano teacher, my father an inventor. He invented the reflective paint they still us...
CHUCK CLOSE I'm plagued with indecision in my life. I can't figure out what to order in a restaurant.
CHUCK CLOSE Europe often seems sort of overly concerned with the weight of history and stuff. We don't have much...
CHUCK CLOSE I love sculpture, and minimal sculpture is really my favorite stuff, but I wasn't very good at it, a...
CHUCK CLOSE

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CHUCK PALAHNIUK We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depre...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK We just had a near-life experience!
CHUCK PALAHNIUK This is why I loved the support groups so much. If people thought you were dying, they gave you thei...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK If you could be God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Being tired isn't the same as being rich, but most times it's close enough.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfec...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Masochism is a valuable job skill.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Someone bent on suicide won't have much sense of humor left.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Which is worse: Hell or nothing?
CHUCK PALAHNIUK People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distrac...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sof...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Real discoveries come from chaos.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK The future is just wasted on some people.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK You can find fresh pain every time you discover what you pretty much already know.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK If you don’t know what you want, you end up with a lot you don’t
CHUCK PALAHNIUK There’s always the chance you could die right in the middle of your life story
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Us. God's forgotten Science Fair project, left to grow mold. God's goldfish, ignored until we're for...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK As if you cut open a rag doll with a sill name, and found inside:Real intestines, real lungs, a beat...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK You are not special. Your are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK I tell everybody, i'm tired of being jerked around, okay? so lets just not pretend. i don't have fuc...
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