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Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.


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Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
AMBROSE BIERCE Happiness, noun. An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
AMBROSE BIERCE Happiness is an agreeable sensation, arising from contemplating the misery of others.
AMBROSE BIERCE Happiness comes from Responsibility. Misery from Blame.
LORRIN L. LEE And yet a little tumult, now and then, is an agreeable quickener of sensation; such as a revolution,...
LORD (GEORGE GORDON) BYRON Strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others.
JOSEPH CONRAD Your strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others.
JOSEPH CONRAD The rest of us can find happiness in misery.
FALL OUT BOY What is considered moksha of the Vitraags [the enlightened ones]? It is where despite having a physi...
DADA BHAGWAN Trifles make up the happiness or the misery of human life
ALEXANDER SMITH Trifles make up the happiness or the misery of human life.
ALEXANDER SMITH Choose your life's mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 percent of all your happiness...
H. JACKSON BROWN, JR. Choose your life's mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 percent of all your happiness...
H. JACKSON BROWN JR. Misery builds character, happiness makes cheesecake.
ABHIJIT NASKAR Fear is pain arising from the anticipation of evil.
ARISTOTLE I've learned from experience that the greater part of our happiness or misery depends on our dispo...
MARTHA WASHINGTON I've learned from experience that the greater part of our happiness or misery depends on our disposi...
MARTHA WASHINGTON I've learned from experience that the greater part of our happiness or misery depends on our disposi...
MARTHA WASHINGTON Without Jesus Christ man must be in vice and misery; with Jesus Christ man is free from vice and mis...
BLAISE PASCAL Happiness is something we reap from the seeds we sow. Plant misery seeds and that us what you reap.
STEPHEN RICHARDS Seeking happiness is a straight way to misery.
ENGLISH PROVERB Nothing is miserable unless you think it so; and on the other hand, nothing brings happiness unless ...
BOETHIUS Momentary happiness is worse than permanent misery.
AHMED MOSTAFA Choose your life's mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 percent of all your happi...
H. JACKSON BROWN, JR. The happiness and misery of men depend no less on temper than fortune.
FRANCOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD I've learned from experience that the greater part of our happiness or misery depends on our dis...
MARTHA WASHINGTON Like most misery, it started with apparent happiness.
MARKUS ZUSAK To know how to distinguish the agitation arising from covetousness, from the agitation arising from ...
VICTOR HUGO A peasant and a philosopher may be equally satisfied, but not equally happy. Happiness consists in t...
SAMUEL JOHNSON Happiness induced morality does not say anything about a content of a person's character. The real m...
ABHIJIT NASKAR Inconsistencies of opinion, arising from changes of circumstances, are often justifiable.
DANIEL WEBSTER Inconsistencies of opinion, arising from changes of circumstances, are often justifiable
DANIEL WEBSTER Marry the right person. This one decision will determine 90% of your happiness or misery.
H. JACKSON BROWN JR. There is no greater sorrow than to recall happiness in times of misery.
DANTE ALIGHIERI There is no greater sorrow than to recall happiness in times of misery
DANTE ALIGHIERI The white man's happiness cannot be purchased by the black man's misery.
FREDERICK DOUGLASS The white man's happiness cannot be purchased by the black man's misery.
FREDERICK DOUGLASS The white man's happiness cannot be purchased by the black man's misery
FREDERICK DOUGLASS Supreme happiness will be the greatest cause of misery, and the perfection of wisdom the occassion o...
LEONARDO DA VINCI Two blind men waited at the end of an era, contemplating beauty.
BRANDON SANDERSON The greater part of our happiness or misery depends on our dispositions and not our circumstances.
MARTHA WASHINGTON Money does not buy you happiness, but lack of money certainly buys you misery.
DANIEL KAHNEMAN Happiness, or misery, is in the mind. It is the mind that lives.
WILLIAM COBBETT Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our ...
MARCUS TULLIUS CICERO I was the sort of loose forward who lay contentedly on the bottom of a ruck, composing sonnets on th...
PETER COSGROVE The foods that promote longevity, virtue, strength, health, happiness, and joy; are juicy, smooth, s...
BHAGAVAD GITA We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other's hap...
CHARLIE CHAPLIN True Happiness comes from within... Granting another human being the power to determine your level o...
WILSON J. WASHINGTON III Slowing down is sometimes the best way to speed up.
MIKE VANCE When God loves a creature he wants the creature to know the highest happiness and the deepest misery...
THORNTON WILDER Doing nothing is happiness for children and misery for old men.
VICTOR HUGO More company increases happiness, but does not lighten or diminish misery.
THOMAS TRAHERNE People create their own happiness and also cause their own misery
DEE COLONESE Happiness is often hidden in misery; light appears brighter in darkness.
DEBASISH MRIDHA When it becomes above normal, material happiness will feel like misery.
DADA BHAGWAN Pride is pleasure arising from a man's thinking too highly of himself.
BARUCH (_BENEDICT DE) SPINOZA Pride is pleasure arising from a man's thinking too highly of himself.
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MARTHA WASHINGTON Actual happiness looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery. And, of c...
ALDOUS HUXLEY While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
GROUCHO MARX Mothers yielding Bibles, contemplating smearing the blood of lamb chops over her doorway. Anything t...
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GEORGE MASON Another great evil arising from this desire to be thought rich; or rather, from the desire not to be...
WILLIAM COBBETT There is neither happiness nor misery in the world; there is only the comparison of one state to ano...
ALEXANDRE DUMAS The difference between misery and happiness depends on what we do with our attention.
SHARON SALZBERG From the beginning, the sensation of the marvelous presupposes faith.
ALEJO CARPENTIER The greater part of our happiness or misery depends on our dispositions and not our circumstances. ...
MARTHA WASHINGTON We are contemplating seriously a way of taking @Ventures public, ... That might provide another vehi...
DAVID WETHERELL We might have new issues involving information technology for example, or new questions arising out ...
CASS SUNSTEIN Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
SPIKE MILLIGAN I would not anticipate the relish of any happiness, nor feel the weight of any misery, before it act...
ANON. The light music of whisky falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.
JAMES JOYCE Never answer an anonymous letter
YOGI BERRA The sensation of writing a book is the sensation of spinning, blinded by love and daring. It is the ...
ANNIE DILLARD Understand this first and foremost that you are the center of your existence; nobody else is respons...
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PATRICK WHITE To love is to place our happiness in the happiness of another.
GOTTFRIED WILHELM VON LEIBNIZ To love is to place our happiness in the happiness of another.
GOTTFRIED WILHELM VON LEIBNITZ To love is to place our happiness in the happiness of another.
G. WILHELM LEIBNIZ Buddha means awareness, the awareness of body and mind that prevents evil from arising in either.
BODHIDHARMA Pride is pleasure arising from a man's thinking too highly of himself.
BARUCH SPINOZA I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.
LORD (GEORGE GORDON) BYRON I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.
LORD BYRON Another great evil arising from this desire to be thought rich; or rather, from the desire not to be...
WILLIAM COBBETT I was mad of course and still am, but harmless, I passed for harmless, that's a good one. Not of cou...
SAMUEL BECKETT Certainly I believe that God gave us life for happiness, not misery. Humanity, I am sure, will never...
HELEN KELLER The white man's happiness cannot be purchased by the black man's misery.
FREDERICK DOUGLASS When you STEPOUT, you will Stand out, when you stand out you will definitely be Noticed and when you...
OSCAR BIMPONG We are not contemplating formal requests from any other country,
LAWRENCE SUMMERS The sensation that you experience in the body, is your spirit, but it’s so attached, that it’s h...
ROSHAN SHARMA This is different from the sensation of a rebirth.This sensation is about discovery and finding out ...
KALEB KILTON All human happiness or misery takes the form of action; the end for which we live is a certain kind ...
ARISTOTLE Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief.
JOSEPH ADDISON Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief
MARCUS TULLIUS CICERO Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
SPIKE MILLIGAN Let us in education dream of an aristocracy of achievement arising out of a democracy of opportunity
THOMAS JEFFERSON I was an overnight sensation.
ELVIS PRESLEY One face to the world, another at home makes for misery
AMY VANDERBILT Gallantry of mind consists in saying flattering things in an agreeable manner.
FRANCOIS DUC DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD I'm in an agreeable state: busy, enthusiastic, curious.
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