I travel in gardens and bedrooms, basements and attics, around corners, through doorways and windows, along sidewalks, over carpets, down drainpipes, in the sky, with friends, lovers, children and heros; perceived, remembered, imagined, distorted and clarified.
Tom Robbins
Related I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES Remember that the bad days are not forever, and the trouble which seems so terrible at last. GEORGE ORWELL The mass of the rich and the poor are differentiated by their incomes and nothing else,and the avera... GEORGE ORWELL The Brady Bunch: The Complete Fourth Season AND CITY Everybody wonders what happens after you die[Carrie] I'm too busy wondering who's dinging my car in... AND CITY Desperate Housewives. AND CITY I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it. AND CITY A stud is born! [Stanford] AND CITY Courtney (Showing Carrie her book cover): Let me talk you through it. Blurred background, aah, fast-... AND CITY It's such a tribute to my show. My show is so good. I feel so blessed to play such a strong characte... AND CITY You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suctio... AND CITY I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties. [Samanth... AND CITY Sometimes we need to stop analyzing the past, stop planning the future, stop figuring out precisely ... AND CITY Honey, I've decided we're going to Louisiana. JILL AND We'll have to find new accommodation tonight, JILL AND None of these places, of course, are charging any rent, JILL AND I have kept a diary, WITHNAIL AND I It is fatal to look hungry. It makes people want to kick you. GEORGE ORWELL Within certain limits, it is actually true that the less money you have, the less you worry. GEORGE ORWELL Poverty frees them from ordinary standards of behaviour, just as money frees people from work. GEORGE ORWELL Between earth and heaven, this woman must be the most evil and the most hated person ever, yet betwe... FENG NONG It was frustrating to still be in the dark about something and be given only so little light. LAUREN LOLA We have tears in our eyes As we wave our goodbyes, We so loved being with you, we three. ROALD DAHL Life is like a seesaw you can be up hi one minute then before you know it you can be down low the ne... GARY F EVANS... I’d have given any- thing to know how Mom and Dad were, but you can’t ask your parents such ques... BETH KEPHART My parents stood still. It was like we were on two separate islands. Mom and Dad were on one, and I ... JENELLE JACK PIERRE Parents, keep your children closer when they are young, because they will keep you closer when you'r... "BETA" METANI' MARASHI Parents rarely let go of their children, so children let go of them. They move on. They move a... PAULO COELHO Make every day count... Even when you think it's the worst day of your life; for you never know when... SOLANGE NICOLE It was good that she remembered him, though it was exhausting to do so. No rest for the weary. ... RYAN GRAUDIN Something wrong with your child? Feed them and put them to bed. Something wrong with your man? Feed ... SUSAN CARTWRIGHT He was sulking. It was natural. If it had been a daughter or son, the parent would have rushed to fi... ANURADHA BHATTACHARYYA Long ago, before I met her, she twisted her blond hair into dreadlocks and, pretty as she is, the lo... TONI MORRISON So what do you do if you are imprisoned for your race and ethnicity? The message is, Those are your ... SUN YUNG SHIN Once I said to my father, 'Why do you want me?' I still think that's the bravest thing I'... CHINA MIéVILLE We are respecting our parents' wishes....They didn't want to shelter us from the world's treacheries... LEMONY SNICKET The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go to erase it. GLASER AND WAY Calamity is man's true touchstone. BEAUMONT AND FLETCHER A man must be potent and orgasmic to ensure the future of the race. A woman only needs to be avai... MASTERS AND JOHNSON The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go to erase it. GLASER AND WAY Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too. LICHTY AND WAGNER It has been said, in regard to a judo expert's level of mental development, that "the arms are an e... WATANABE AND AVAKIAN There is a method in man's wickedness; it grows up by degrees. BEAUMONT AND FLETCHER One year later the society claimed victory in another case which again did not fit within the parame... TROUBLE AND STRIFE I sometimes think that I don't have a purpose in this world. I am simply useless and wanderin... GINGER AND ROSA Patricia Compton, you are great at what you do and your beautiful spirit added so much to our specia... REAH AND PAUL The key to finding beauty is to know where to look. SEIGFRIED AND ROY That boy was going to make the world turn, and the stars would fall like rain. TWIST AND SHOUT For my 2015 Book Reading Challenge resolution, the 1 (one) book I want to read is titled: "Write, yo... ROLF AND RANGER A person who never made a mistake, never made anything." ~Rosamund Pilcher, Endings and Beginnings ENDINGS AND BEGINNINGS Everyone gets dumped and everyone gets hurt and there's karma to love in regards to what you'... MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS My dad's quite a conservative person, and he brought me up to be very questioning of the commerc... MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS I don't think she's a lesbian. I think she just ran out of men. [Charlotte] SEX AND THE CITY When you are with the wrong person, who doesn't really love you, all you want is to be adored. I... MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS I really like the look of the 1950s, lots of suburban Americana influences. I'm 5'4', so... MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS I am very curvy, so the vintage stores suit me better than most designers. I just can't seem to ... MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS I have quite a lot of plastic sunglasses. It's just a nice accessory, it adds a final thing, and... MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS I lived in Greece for about four years of my life, and living there had a huge impact on my life gro... MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS I love natural beauty, and I think it's your best look, but I think makeup as an artist is so tr... MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS I think celebrity culture and sexuality in pop music is really important, but I want there to be an ... MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS I'm not really part of that 'L.A. thing' or that celebrity culture. I'm more like so... MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS This obsession with celebrity culture is really unhealthy. I don't want to live my life like tha... MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS Even when I see a beautiful woman, I think, 'Aw, her life must be amazing.' Everyone does it... MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS Blonde symbolises sexuality and power - it holds very different connotations. The archetypal star ha... MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS Love is really my nemesis. I never really allowed myself to indulge in such basic things because I w... MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS Britney Spears is a big influence. Huge. I think people thought I was joking about that for a long t... MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS Puberty is a phase... fifteen years of rejection is a lifestyle. [Stanford] SEX AND THE CITY I criticized the whole American songwriting industry and the pop side of it and I was bitter about i... MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS I often take things I find in vintage crawls and hand them to a very good seamstress, who then repli... MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS I've read every Madonna biography. I've also looked up every pop star to see how they first ... MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS Oh my God, she's fashion road-kill! SEX AND THE CITY I love you, but I love myself more. SEX AND THE CITY Maybe mistakes are what make our fate... without them what would shape our lives? Maybe if we had ne... SEX AND THE CITY Desperate Housewives. SEX AND THE CITY Sean (while ice-skating with Carrie): I'm guessing it's easier to balance when you're not smoking.Ca... SEX AND THE CITY I want you to look at me, connect with me. This is lovemaking, it's not a porno flick. [Maria] SEX AND THE CITY I once was broken up with by a guy's doorman. 'I'm sorry Ms. Hobbes, Jonathan won't be coming down. ... SEX AND THE CITY I feel like everyone has the right to privacy, even if you're the most famous person in the worl... MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS When you are in the studio, you don't have anybody to feed off of; meanwhile, when you are playi... MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS I am absolutely not a roll-on-stage kind of girl! I would be totally freaked out if I didn't war... MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS It's a slippery slope, Carrie. Without boundaries you never know what might happen. [Miranda] SEX AND THE CITY the sort of person who'd back Proposition 14. SEX AND THE CITY A stud is born! [Stanford] SEX AND THE CITY Maybe we should get married.[Charlotte] Alrighty.[Trey] SEX AND THE CITY My Zen teacher also said: the only way to true happiness is to live in the moment and not worry abou... SEX AND THE CITY Homeless to Harvard: The Liz Murray Story. SEX AND THE CITY No lady likes to dance or dine, accompanied by a porcupine. Burma Shave. SEX AND THE CITY I don't think I'm an instantaneous act the whole world will love in one second - but that... MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS What's the big mystery? It's my vagina, not the sphinx! [Miranda] SEX AND THE CITY My style icons are Leigh Lezark, Gwen Stefani and Shirley Manson. MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS I do have a memo all the time because I need to be guided by something in my life. I'm not relig... MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS I'm masquerading as an innocent pop star. MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS the lights fade to black. SEX AND THE CITY Yeah, I would love to. I don't know if I'd do another singing one. 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