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COLSON WHITEHEAD Kelley is going to be right up to the last minute before it's done.
JOE EDGENS Don't wait until the last minute. The last minute is the worst minute.
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DICK ARMEY My guilt is all I have left. If I lose it, I have stood for nothing, done nothing, been nothing.
WILLIAM KENNEDY If they'd done that last time, we never would have had a problem.
EVA LONGORIA To get something done, you must first try to get it done.
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PETER USTINOV You get nothing done if you don't listen to each other.
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TED LAWSON Something did happen, and I really don't feel proud of it.
DEYTH BANGER It will be made at the last minute.
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JENNIFER ANDERSON There is always time for another last minute
TERRY PRATCHETT If he had retired last year he would have done so as the complete hero, the dominant person,
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PETER USTINOV I'm just living with it. That's all you can do. They're going to do what they want to do, and there'...
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CHARLES MILLER Jay has done nothing to lose the job. Now the job is open, and it would be a surprise if Jay won the...
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THOMAS J. POWELL Nothing would be done at all if a man waited until he could
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ROBERT MERTON If we thought for one minute it was anything more than an error of judgment, rest assured we would h...
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NORMAN AUGUSTINE If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Ea...
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KURTIS FOSTER If this were last year, Koizumi could have done it.
ATSUO ITO I probably would have done it for John Jones if he'd asked me.
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DARRYL JENKINS They're not going to resolve it unless there's a last minute deal done with the Russians. The Mullah...
CHRIS MENNIS If it weren't for women, men would still be wearing last week's socks.
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PATTY SPECTOR Anytime you get scored on in the last minute like that, it's a little disheartening and a momentum-s...
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JODI PICOULT I hate last-minute shopping, it's always unsuccessful.
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DAN TERAVEST It was a last-minute thing agreed to by both parties.
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