In my early life, and probably even today, it is not sufficiently understood that a child's education should include at least a rudimentary grasp of religion, sex, and money. Without a basic knowledge of these three primary facts in a normal human being's life /subjects which stir the emotions, create events and opportunities, and if they do not wholly decide must greatly influence an individual's personality /no human being's education can have a safe foundation.
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Related In my early life, and probably even today, it is not sufficiently understood that a child's educatio... PHYLLIS BOTTOME You're still lovely," Mor said a bit gently. Elain offered a half smile. "I suppose that war m... SARAH J. MAAS The issue isn't whether he loved you, it's how much. Too much. Love can be poison SARAH J. MAAS I am broken and healing, but every piece of my heart belong to you. SARAH J. MAAS He thinks he'll be remembered as the villain in the story. But I forgot to tell him that the villain... SARAH J. MAAS Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold ... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Hodor," said Hodor. GEORGE R.R. MARTIN You do what you love, what you need SARAH J. MAAS I turned. Rhysand leaned against the archway into the sitting room, arms crossed, wings nowhere... SARAH J. MAAS Each man lives in his own universe and when he dies the world is over BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA Theories and goals of education don't matter a whit if you do not consider your students to be human... LOU ANN WALKER I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES When a lot of voices, make up a noise, the man who is silent represents a voice. APURVA GAGLANI My primary and secondary education was in French, which had a lasting influence on my life. BARUJ BENACERRAF History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN She was scarcely a year older than I was, dark-haired, slender, with a face that would break your he... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN This is one of the paradoxes of the democratic movement -- that it loves a crowd and fears the indiv... 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JUSTIN PYFROM Religion is probably, after sex, the second oldest resource which human beings have available to the... SUSAN SONTAG Religion is probably, after sex, the second oldest resource which human beings have available to the... SUSAN SONTAG Plunging in “truths” about God is like walking on the bottom of a sea that is not there, searchi... MARIANA FULGER People are very complex. And for a psychologist, you get fascinated by the complexity of human being... DANIEL KAHNEMAN Without music, life is a journey through a desert. PAT CONROY Theories and goals of education don't matter a whit if you don't consider your students to be human ... LOU ANN WALKER Human beings are the only creatures on the planet that tell time and think they have to earn a livin... BUCKMINSTER FULLER But there comes a moment in everybody's life when he must decide whether he'll live among the human ... THORNTON WILDER It is a lie. 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ALLY CARTER To the people who look at the stars and wish, Rhys." Rhys clinked his glass against mine. “To... SARAH J. MAAS Males are horrible creatures, aren’t they? SARAH J. MAAS When you spend so long trapped in darkness, you find that the darkness begins to stare back. SARAH J. MAAS Many atrocities, have been done in the name of the greater good. SARAH J. MAAS Aemon’s blind white eyes came open. “Egg?” he said, as the rain streamed down his cheeks. “E... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN But I forgot to tell him,” I said quietly, opening the door, “that the villain is usually the pe... SARAH J. MAAS Regarding factory-farmed animals We owe them a merciful death, and we owe them a merciful life. And ... MATTHEW SCULLY Though we are terrorized by death, it's not different from birth, it just happens BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA There are types of people who want to have leverage over other people's lives. For no other reason t... C. JOYBELL C. 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PHYLLIS ARTHUR I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard PHYLLIS DILLER There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto PHYLLIS DILLER The Bush Administration and Congress should fix the injustices caused by the feminist-enforced Title... PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, ... PHYLLIS DILLER Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out PHYLLIS DILLER Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parent... PHYLLIS DILLER What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day PHYLLIS DILLER Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator PHYLLIS DILLER It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser PHYLLIS DILLER Keep at least one window pane clean to check the weather. Once when I didn’t do this I sent the ki... PHYLLIS DILLER If that's the best joke in the world, then I've never had a face-lift. PHYLLIS DILLER He was in the air most of the time ... on the air, in the air, one way or the other. It was his thin... PHYLLIS DILLER For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move PHYLLIS DILLER My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me PHYLLIS DILLER Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up o... PHYLLIS DILLER Our dog died from licking our wedding picture PHYLLIS DILLER Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? PHYLLIS DILLER There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to l... PHYLLIS DILLER The judges' obsession with smut is astounding. PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass PHYLLIS DILLER His finest hour lasted a minute and a half PHYLLIS DILLER The secret of torture, like the secret of French cuisine, is that nothing is unthinkable. PHYLLIS ROSE She's always been the one to volunteer when others don't. PHYLLIS JACKSON The worst censors are those prohibiting criticism of the theory of evolution in the classroom. PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY The most censored speech in America today is not flag-burning, pornography, or the press. PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY