Sometimes I sits and thinks, Sometimes I just sits.
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Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.
SATCHEL PAIGE A conservative is a man who just sits and thinks, mostly sits.
WOODROW WILSON A conservative is a man who just sits and thinks, mostly sits.
WOODROW T. WILSON A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits.
WOODROW WILSON He's always kind of a loner, and sometimes he just sits and stares. He's contemplating.
JULIE QUINN Luck sometimes visits a fool, but it never sits down with him.
GERMAN PROVERB No story sits by itself, Sometimes stories meet at corners and sometimes they cover one another comp...
MITCH ALBOM No one sits on the stoop when she's a kid and thinks, 'I want to be a biographer when I grow...
STACY SCHIFF She's about 40 pounds. She just sits there until I get annoyed.
MILES AUSTIN Sits the wind in that corner?
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE It sits out there like a sore thumb.
ROB WACKER It just sits there in my locker for when I want to come back and put it on.
MIKE WEIR Sonny sits by his window and thinks to himself, how it's strange that some rooms are like cages, Son...
PAUL SIMON A Christian sits in his or her well and thinks that the whole world is his or her well. The Jew sits...
ABHIJIT NASKAR Is standing by the window muttering about blood something he does all the time?" asked Simon.
"...
CASSANDRA CLARE I understand that the nature of politics sometimes involves fending off frivolous, anonymous allegat...
SAM GRAVES I'm not a guy that sits around and does nothing.
DUSTY BAKER He sits and reads his documents and does nothing else.
PAUL DEWOLFE No. And if Sherman sits him down, they'll sit Sherman down.
JIMMY JOHNSON You can't get anybody that basically just sits there and is more relaxed than Eli. If you do, you ha...
MICHAEL STRAHAN Thought's a luxury. Do you think the peasant sits and thinks of God and Democracy when he gets insid...
GRAHAM GREENE What our trainer said is that he thinks if she sits out for a few days, she'll be good to go. I thin...
THERESA ADAMS Barack Obama, he just sits out. He sits back; he criticizes everybody. He's got his professorial...
STEVE SCALISE She just adores him. She sits in his hand and stares at him, and he just loves it.
LAURA LACY I have a mind like a sieve,
where sadness sits
and happiness slips
KARA PETROVIC God sits on high and he sees far.
VIKRANT PARSAI I do like being busy. I'm not the kind of person who just sits around and goes to a spa when I...
KATE WINSLET He just kind of sits there, and he sleeps a lot. Poppy is being really good with him.
JESSICA HARDY When a reporter sits down at the typewriter, he's nobody's friend.
THEODORE H. WHITE No. No, the judge sits first, then we sit.
GEORGE CLOONEY They blame him who sits silent, they blame him who speaks much, they also blame him who says little;...
FRIEDRICH MAX MULLER One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down.
PROVERB Everybody sits around a table, with the judge seated at the head.
MICHAEL WOODS I am not the type who sits back and accepts life. That's someone else not me.
JAMES HOLZIER Gavin sometimes thinks too much about mechanics. He's naturally talented and sometimes thinks about ...
RICH DUBEE When he sits down, his ears pop
DON NELSON Success sits on a mountain of mistakes
BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA I'm not the kind of person who sits off by myself and ignores everyone. I like to be happy!
JENNA BOYD Truth sits upon the lips of dying men.
MATTHEW ARNOLD I feel I'm anonymous in my work. When I look at the pictures, I never see myself; they aren'...
CINDY SHERMAN I have often been asked what I think about at the moment of take-off. Of course, no pilot sits and f...
AMELIA EARHART Lost Echo sits amid the voiceless mountains,
And feeds her grief.
PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY Sometimes I don't want to see the puppeteers, sometimes I just want to see the magic therein, and so...
PATRICK HENRY She sits there and feels the loneliness and the lack of him
MAGGIE O'FARRELL He's a cat's cat, he climbs trees and sits on people's roofs but now he's forced to be in the house ...
RUTH CISERO Cash is an asset that sits on the sideline and waits to be invested,
HOWARD SILVERBLATT San Francisco sits on an earthquake fault, ... So do you say: Move 'em all out of there?
JOHN BREAUX [Part of the memorial was to show a fountain and garden that now sits in the middle of the family’...
CHRIS LONG This is not going to be something where a jury sits down in a jury box with a clean slate, listens t...
MARVIN MILLER When somebody sits and tells you that you can't do this and that, or that you cost the team because ...
TED SUNDQUIST The guy who sits in this chair winning on Sunday is going to have to make a few eagles. It's the mos...
CHARLES HOWELL She's like a wall. She sits right there in the paint, so when you get a jump shot, you've got to hav...
YOLANDA GRIFFITH We made all the iron that the cushion sits on, and the outside of the aisle. The inside of the aisle...
JIM GARTLAND We've got a group of guys that comes in for breakfast that sits at the middle table and they were di...
SHIRLEY BAILEY He sits there with a lot of lino and a very sharp little chisel and cuts out those incredibly detail...
ROGER BUTLER He is called the Most Perfect of the Perfect. He sits upon His Perfect Throne. He looks so Beautiful...
SRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB A man sits as many risks as he runs.
HENRY DAVID THOREAU That's winning ugly and just staying alive out there. Sometimes I wonder what I win with. Sometimes ...
BRIAN BANNISTER When the mind wavers, loyalty sits light; love disappears; and faction begins.
ATHARVA VEDA Sometimes I think all my pictures are just pictures of me.
RICHARD AVEDON I miss it: the smell of sand, sweat, and gunpowder, rings of salt from dried sweat on my pants’ le...
ADAM FENNER Sometimes, I cry because I'm sad, and sometimes, I cry just because it's just emotional and ...
BETSY BEERS Sometimes, I just wish.
ANTHONY T. HINCKS I try to convince myself that it's the alcohol talking. But alcohol can't talk. It just sits there. ...
DAVID LEVITHAN A rich child often sits in a poor mothers lap.
PROVERB Where McGregor sits, there is the head of the table.
MARCUS VALERIUS MARTIAL wherever the TV glows, there sits someone who isn't reading.
JOHN IRVING A holy reverence checks our speech, And praise sits silent on our tongues
ISAAC WATTS I do think the past changes at a slower rate. It sits a little more still for its portrait.
RICHARD GREENBERG I love to deal with people. I'm not the kind of person who sits behind a desk all day.
KATHY BARNES He sits there and absorbs everything and does better than us on calculus tests.
JEFF BOLLING A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a minu...
ALBERT EINSTEIN A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a mi...
ALBERT EINSTEIN Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON Everybody, sooner or later, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON Sooner or later everyone sits down to a banquet of consequences.
ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON It sits in a bowl. When we have hurricanes, it floods.
DAN MCINTYRE I have often had the impression that, to penguins, man is just another penguin - different, less pre...
BERNARD STONEHOUSE I'm less interested in the inside of whatever it is I own than on the outside of what it sits on...
BURT SHAVITZ I've heard stories of people who have done this and who have a garage full of stuff that just sits. ...
ALLISON MILLS Sometimes I want to party, sometimes I want to fight and sometimes I want to cry.
YELAWOLF When you go into the temple you are like the beggar who sits beside the temple, but if you don’t g...
VIKRANT PARSAI Sometimes I have a great day of filming and sometimes the theater strikes me better. It just depends...
PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN I just feel like sometimes I'm a force to be dealt with. My talents are sometimes overused and a...
BEN AFFLECK On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.
VIRGINIA WOOLF Tankers would pass right over the area where the ferry now sits.
BRUCE HILL Upon bliss's highest crest; under despair's deepest cesspit, sits an accomplished creator.
RICKBISCHOFF True loves sits in the mystrey hidden clouds can you find it......
SHENIKWA MALONE The Bible sits on the pulpit of hundreds of different religious sects.
EZRA TAFT BENSON Sometimes..........I just miss being myself.
ANTHONY T. HINCKS Sometimes I feel like being an intellectual. Sometimes I like to just be aggressive and all the way ...
KEVIN GATES [New Orleans] basically sits like a bowl, and most of the city is under sea level ... so if we get a...
RAY NAGIN Even when the poet seems most himself . . . he is never the bundle of accident and incoherence that ...
WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS Very much so. He's a looser coach nowadays. He's not so uptight and not so vocal out there. He sits ...
ROBBIE EARL [What resonated for Blake during his match with Agassi was] when Jimmy Connors sits down and says, '...
JAMES BLAKE Happiness is a butterfly that often hovers just beyond your grasp,then suddenly alights on your shou...
PEGGY TONEY HORTON One of the reasons a strategist never sits in a stadium and gets caught up in the crowds - and never...
ED ROLLINS For three months,
a person sits and looks at you,
imagining a kiss.
ETGAR KERET I like to see somebody who sits on the front of the chair when they're talking about something they ...
DAVID RUSSO We dance around the ring and suppose, but the secret sits in the middle and knows
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Put a little boogy in it!
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