Stop saying "B4" instead of "Before," you're ruining my Bingo game.
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FLORENCE KING If youre in an awkward position, feel comfortable enough to walk away.
BEAU MIRCHOFF Ye been oure lord, dooth with youre owene thyngRight as yow list.
CHAUCER I challenged my seniors before the game.
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ANONYMOUS Coincidence is God's way of being anonymous.
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