Tell a man whose house is on fire to give a moderate alarm; tell him to moderately rescue his wife from the hands of the ravisher; tell the mother to gradually extricate her babe from the fire into which it has fallen; but urge me not to use moderation in a case like the present.
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DAVID GARRISON I'm afraid, based on my own experience, that fascism will come to America in the name of national se... JIM GARRISON I'm not able to cry yet, ... I lost a son and a wonderful daughter-in-law, but I can't cry. I want t... JIM GARRISON They would not be smart enough to pour piss out of their boots, if the instructions were written on ... GARRISON KEILLOR I want to keep it diverse, but not to the point of alienating our listeners. If it's a really good l... KYLE GARRISON Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar hair... GARRISON KEILLOR I want to resume the life of a shy person. GARRISON KEILLOR A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with ... GARRISON KEILLOR Big mistake, ... Why do I need another weekly deadline? GARRISON KEILLOR We had a bevy -- literally a bevy -- of queens on our show, representing every agricultural product,... GARRISON KEILLOR Experiments with laboratory rats have shown that, if one psychologist in the room laughs at somethin... GARRISON KEILLOR one of the amazing experiences of my young life. GARRISON KEILLOR I'm not busy, ... A woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked ... GARRISON KEILLOR All fiction comes from a little bit of reality, otherwise it would have no relevance. The fun is in ... GARRISON KEILLOR Be more funny! Be more funny! GARRISON KEILLOR A Democrat in a red state? ... Were you elected, or is this a divine miracle? GARRISON KEILLOR There's so many people who move around our country and lose track of their own ancestry. It's nice t... GARRISON KEILLOR They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss... GARRISON KEILLOR May his soul be forever tormented by fire - And his bones be dug up by dogs - And dragged through th... GARRISON KEILLOR A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast a... GARRISON KEILLOR Lake Wobegon, the little town that time forgot and the decades cannot improve GARRISON KEILLOR Secret of life is to go through something harrowing that doesn't kill you...and to love one woman fo... GARRISON KEILLOR Be well, do good work, and keep in touch GARRISON KEILLOR The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose GARRISON KEILLOR Where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking and all the children are above-average. GARRISON KEILLOR Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up GARRISON KEILLOR That's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and... GARRISON KEILLOR