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That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
CHARLES M. SCHULZ That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
CHARLIE BROWN That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ You can't replace one dog with another any more than you can replace one person with another, but th...
POLLY HORVATH Gosh, thats a hard one. I think I would take personal items, clothes and family photos, things that ...
HAROLD BROOKS The only way to retrieve a secret,once known, is to replace it with a lie.
ORSON SCOTT CARD The secret of long life is double careers. One to about age sixty, then another for the next thirty ...
DAVID OGILVY So they disputed with one another about their affair and kept the discourse secret.
QURAN One secret of life is that the reason life works at all is that not everyone in your tribe is nuts o...
ANNE LAMOTT No One In the World Care For Others!!!!!!! Thats the real truth of the Life!!!
VIPIN ONGALATHE I'd hope they would give him (Gillespie) another go but, if they were to replace him, I would replac...
DARREN LEHMANN Pessimists have already begun to worry about what is going to replace automation
JOHN TUDOR It's one thing to topple a regime, but it's another thing to dismantle a state and not replace it wi...
ABDEL HAQ ALANI Dear Anonymous, I've got a secret
I know you can keep it
because you don't really exist....
KRISTEN HENDERSON What it warned of was this: it's very important that we don't replace one dictator, Saddam Hussein, ...
TONY BLAIR The secret to live the best life is to let your secret die with you as a secret!
NEHA KOTHARI Don't worry much about the after-life, Just like you don't worry about your before-Life. Worry (and ...
PABLO VALLE Don't worry much about the after-life, Just like you don't worry about your before-Life. Worry (and ...
PABLO Change is most inevitable factor, it could replace everything including you. You will be replace by ...
DR. SHAILESH THAKER Maybe the real secret to America's greatness is that we hate one another.
P. J. O'ROURKE You know what the secret is? It's so simple. We love one another. We're nice to one another. Do you ...
ANN BRASHARES Maybe that's what it all comes down to. Love, not as a surge of passion, but as a choice to commit t...
EMILY GIFFIN Thats the spirit-one part brave,three parts fool.
CHRISTOPHER PAOLINI Worry is the secret weapon perpetrated upon us by the dark forces of the world that lurk in the shap...
VERA NAZARIAN Today we again express our exasperation and disappointment by De Beers' announcement that it will re...
LULU Life's irony;What one person regards as secret is another person's selling point.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Instead of feeling sorry for the exceptionally able student who has no one to talk to, we need to wo...
CHARLES MURRAY We are designed to be tough, thats a success story of all life
KAT MORGAN Don't worry, we'll find you a dress. I have another one to show you; this one has a nice back.
DIANNE JACOB So, how do I over come an addiction? I just replace it with another one. Meth got replaced with Oxyc...
ZEPPELIN HARLOW ROSE There's no secret about mine-to do another Genevieve with John, Ken and Kay!
DINAH SHERIDAN Don't resist life, flow with it.
JIM GENOVESE Life is more like dancing than wrestling if you follow its rhythm.
JIM GENOVESE The purpose of education is to replace an empty mind with an open one
MALCOLM STEVENSON FORBES The purpose of education is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
UNKNOWN The purpose of education is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
MALCOLM FORBES You can replace any pattern of behavior (or thought) with another. All it takes is relentless practi...
STEVE CHANDLER Relationships based on selfish reasons will not give you love, fulfillment or inner-happiness.
HINA HASHMI There are two types of relationships. One is needs based and the other is love based. If you want to...
HINA HASHMI Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an
open one.
MALCOLM FORBES Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
MALCOLM S. FORBES Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
MALCOLM S. FORBES Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
MALCOLM FORBES Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
With this action, in one fell swoop, the president deprived himself and his supporters of the easies...
BILL KRISTOL With this action, in one fell swoop, the president deprived himself and his supporters of the easies...
BILL KRISTOL But it is impossible to replace a person one has loved with distractions.
ROALD DAHL Dreams become reality when passion and persistence meet
MANNY KHOSHBIN The secret to living life ,
is to find that secret.
SONYA.E.WILLIAMS Do not grumble at what life has to offer today,but rather replace grumble with gratitude.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. -Malcolm Forbes.
MALCOLM FORBES Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
MALCOLM FORBES It was about grace, she decides, something that has been missing from her own life. ... She wants to...
EMILY GIFFIN Einstein wrote that insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result....
DAVID SEDARIS The safest course is to do nothing against one's conscience. With this secret, we can enjoy life...
VOLTAIRE It's like for like, they've just picked another big No.6 to replace (Collins).
EDDIE JONES There's always another secret.' -Kelsier
BRANDON SANDERSON Run... That's what's going to save you from the deadly virus
"PORNOGRAPHY
DEYTH BANGER The longer we listen to one another - with real attention - the more commonality we will find in all...
BARBARA DEMING Another word for Sex is Secret & anyone that tells another of his or her sex adventures has broken t...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) It's hard to replace them. But you know what? USC doesn't worry about us replacing them so we better...
JUNE JONES Life is filled with trade-offs, and I worry that it's so easy to slip from descriptions of problems ...
STEPHANIE COONTZ Then you've made the only choice. But there's a penalty attached, as there is to most things you wan...
MARGARET MITCHELL To worry is a sin. Only one sort of worry is permissible; to worry because one worries.
HASIDIC SAYING To worry is a sin. Only one sort of worry is permissible; to worry because one worries.
SOURCE UNKNOWN The secret to life is...a secret so i cant tell you
GEMIMAH S. COLLIWALD CORNILIA* Many of us will be obsessed with one or another kind of secret or revelation, be it gossip about fri...
IAN HACKING One thing leads to another and another ...and there goes your life.
LORRIN L. LEE It's too early to judge the truth of the report. But this time it looks like it's not based on an an...
MAX STADLER Thats why my biggest problems were with LL and Run.
KOOL MOE DEE The secret of a long life is to never trust a doctor.
LUISE RAINER You can't replace someone like Ann Wauters. She's an All-Star, one of the best centers in this leagu...
PAT COYLE Secret of life is to go through something harrowing that doesn't kill you...and to love one woman fo...
GARRISON KEILLOR I don't see how a reporter can function in a sensitive beat without relying on anonymous sources -- ...
BOB ZELNICK Walter Mitty: To see the world, things dangerous to come to, to see behind walls, draw closer, to fi...
JAMES THURBER Sean O'Connell: Sometimes I don't. If I like a moment, for me, personally, I don't like to have the ...
JAMES THURBER One with true creativity can erase their one past, and replace it with an infinite number of pasts, ...
LIONEL SUGGS The greatest work of art is a blank page and a pencil as there are infinite possibilities
ADAM MCCALLION The average man does not know what to do with this life, yet wants another one which will last forev...
ANATOLE FRANCE The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants another one which will last forev...
ANATOLE FRANCE The average man does not know what to do with his life, yet wants another one which will last foreve...
ANATOLE FRANCE The average man does not know what to do with this life, yet wants another one which will last for...
ANATOLE FRANCE The average man does not know what to do with his life, yet wants another one which will last foreve...
ANATOLE FRANCE The best way to rid ourselves of an old habit that doesn't work is to replace it with one that does.
JIM GENOVESE We can't replace Rooney, I don't think there's another player like him in the country... there's har...
BOBBY ROBSON The whole secret of life is to be interested in one thing profoundly and in a thousand things well.
HORACE WALPOLE We know there will be some issues there. You can replace things, but you can't replace a life.
LEA STOKES Obviously, we are not going to be able to replace these vans with one bus. It's going to be a two-to...
KEVIN PHILLIPS Secret of long life;Desire to compete with tomorrow,by always endeavoring to witness tomorrow.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Do you know what Albert Einstein's definition of insanity was?"
"No."
"Doing the same th...
CHRISTIAN CANTRELL One of the better definitions of insanity - doing the exact same thing over and over and expecting t...
ANTHONY KIEDIS Helping professionals, therapists, life coaches, healers can greatly assist you in changing your lif...
RENAE A. SAUTER So many venues are owned by these various different ticketing and promoting people, and they're ...
IMOGEN HEAP Being in love, you know... it's not like having a canary, in a cage. When you lose one sweetheart, y...
SARAH WATERS Replace excuse with effort. Replace laziness with determination and everything else will fall in pla...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA Cruelty is easy, cheap and rampant.
BRENé BROWN Time flies and we walk thats the reason we never catch up with time.
NOMAN QAYYUM One sure way to kill a dream, is to suffocate it with worry.
TEMITOPE IBRAHIM Dive into the river of the present, but don't thrash about, go with the flow.
JIM GENOVESE Life irony:The secret of success is work but the majority prefer a work free life filled with luxury...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
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