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The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.


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The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
SOURCE UNKNOWN The tongue is the only tool that gets sharper with use.
WASHINGTON IRVING The tongue is the only instrument that gets sharper with use.
WASHINGTON IRVING The tongue is the only tool that gets sharper with use
WASHINGTON IRVING A sharp tongue is the only edge tool that grows keener with constant use.
WASHINGTON IRVING Temper never mellows with age, and a sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with cons...
WASHINGTON IRVING A tart temper never mellows with age, and a sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener wi...
WASHINGTON IRVING A tart temper never mellows with age; and a sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener wi...
WASHINGTON IRVING Commonly they must use their feet for defense whose only weapon is their tongue.
SIR PHILIP SIDNEY Ignorance is the only weapon that the devil can forcefully use against you.
VIKRANT PARSAI Foul-spoken coward, that thunder'st with thy tongue, And with thy weapon nothing dar'st perform.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE The Greatest weapon that man can use will be the voice, the only weapon that can destroy the voice i...
SYNECA DE JORMUNGAND When your mind becomes your only weapon you realize that you cannot lose.
SOMA NAZHAD RASHEED KURDI The tongue of an angry person is a deadly weapon that should always be kept behind closed lips.
JAIME CONTRERAS She buys "mixed salad greens" for seven dollars a bag, triple-washed with who knows what. And to get...
RUDOLPH DELSON Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
HERMIONE GINGOLD Any weapon is a good weapon as long as ye can use it with honor and skill.
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MARGARET MITCHELL All day long you sit and sew,
Stitch life down for fear it grow,

Stitch life down fo...
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THEHEALTHFOODGURU I never gossip - but after all, a tongue is given one to speak with, and I'm not deaf mute.
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DONATELLA VERSACE Scoring the first goal is a weapon we have to use,
INAKI SAEZ Your tongue will make or break you,it will give and take from you more than you can imagine,handlle ...
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BUFFY BAKER There is a weapon we can fight with. That is the weapon of political action.
HARRY BRIDGES We only use them when a confrontation becomes violent,
ROBERT BOONE If you are able to see the interrelatedness of mind and body, sensitivity towards your body becomes ...
LOBSANG TENZIN A fluent tongue is the only thing a mother don't like her daughter to resemble her in.
RICHARD BRINSLEY SHERIDAN Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it.
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LIZ SIBINDI Love' is the only weapon I have, I will defend with love, I will attack with love.
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ROBIN WILLIAMS Love is the only weapon we need.
D.H. LAWRENCE The tongue is the most remarkable. For we use it both to taste out sweet wine and bitter poison, thu...
NEIL GAIMAN Change is the only constant
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ABHIJIT NASKAR Water flows because it's willing.
MARTY RUBIN Go with the flow even if there are rapids ahead.
JIM GENOVESE Don't resist life, flow with it.
JIM GENOVESE Life is more like dancing than wrestling if you follow its rhythm.
JIM GENOVESE The problem with compassion is that it is not photogenic.
SEBASTIAN HORSLEY Longing hearts could only stand so much longing.
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JEFFREY FRY Now any dogma, based primarily on faith and emotionalism, is a dangerous weapon to use on others, si...
ISAAC ASIMOV The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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GARY F EVANS... Today is about the now, the moment you live in, so do now what you want to do
SOTONYE ANGA Knowledge becomes wisdom only after it has been put to practical use.
SOURCE UNKNOWN It is criminal to claim that there is only one weapon.
MAHMUD ZAHAR Dive into the river of the present, but don't thrash about, go with the flow.
JIM GENOVESE Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.
LEWIS CARROLL Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.
JULES DE GAUTIER I like to not have to be 'on' for anybody.
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE The Legend of Zorro,
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE Louis, Louis, Louis...Stil whining, Louis! Are you quite finished? I've had to listen to that for ce...
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE Louis: I'm flesh and blood, but not human. I haven't been human for two hundred years.
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE Louis: You see that old woman? That will never happen to you. You will never grow old, and you will ...
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE The fear of God is the only cure for the fear of people.
CRAIG GROESCHEL Only three constants are significant for star formation: the gravitational constant, the fine struct...
IAN STEWART No, 'tis slander,
Whose edge is sharper than the sword, whose tongue
Outvenoms all the worms...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE To use the enemy's weapon is to play the enemy's game...speak the truth and hear the truth.
URSULA K. LE GUIN The only sure weapon against bad ideas is better ideas.
ALFRED GRISWOLD The only sure weapon against bad ideas is better ideas.
ALFRED WHITNEY GRISWOLD If Romeo can do 'Dancing with the Stars,' anything is possible.
ROMEO MILLER Sometimes weakness is a weapon. If you're smart enough to use it.
JAY KRISTOFF I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES THERE IS ONLY ONE WEAPON THAT CAN DESTROY MY DEPRESSION, THAT IS YOUR SMILE
MARKHANDEYA The only thing that people can be certain of in Vegas is that change is constant.
ERIKA YOWELL The only thing constant in life is change
FRANçOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD The only thing constant in life is change
FRANçOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD Imperfection is the only perfect thing, just as the only constant thing is change.
BRANDI KEELER The only constant in the technology industry is change.
MARC BENIOFF And certainly We know that they say: Only a mortal teaches him. The tongue of him whom they reproach...
QURAN They knew that love snatched in the face of danger and death was doubly sweet for the strange excite...
MARGARET MITCHELL Take my handkerchief, Scarlett. Never, at any crisis of your life, have I known
you to have a h...
MARGARET MITCHELL Maybe that's what it all comes down to. Love, not as a surge of passion, but as a choice to commit t...
EMILY GIFFIN O full and splendid Moon, whom I
Have, from this desk, seen climb the sky
So many a midnig...
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE The problem with me is that nothing embarrasses me.
DAVID HASSELHOFF A double-edged sword was more useful than no weapon at all.
CHARLIE N. HOLMBERG What social-media really becomes after years of use is a constant stream of information both verbal ...
AYSHA TARYAM Use karma as your weapon of mass destruction
N. S. COLE Become a student of change. It is the only thing that will remain constant.
ANTHONY D'ANGELO And the only thing constant was the constant reminder she'd never change.
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