They're 1. Are we 2? It's the first I've heard. Then it must be important.
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1)Who are you? 2)No one of consequence. 1)I must know. 2)Get used to disappointment.
THE PRINCESS BRIDE The 1-1 from the first leg is a good result, but we must think we are starting from zero. We must no...
ANDRIY SHEVCHENKO We're not pleased by that, obviously, but we are 2-0, and we were 1-1 last year. What's the most imp...
JAY NORVELL You said that you are smart, didn't you?
2112@1%, 2%1%2! 1(81%1@4 25 71@14 2)812) 2)85 69...
DEYTH BANGER 1)I admit it, you are better than I am. 2)Then why are you smiling? 1)Because I know something you d...
THE PRINCESS BRIDE We win games when we score first. We're 10-2-1 when we score the first goal.
JEFF VIZENOR If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th...
GARY F EVANS... It is terribly important to realize that the leap of faith is not so much a leap of thought as of ac...
WILLIAM SLOANE COFFIN JR. 2 to 1
2 hearts 1 beat
2 lips will meet
2 birds 1 stone
2 never b alone CLARISSA CLEMENS Its a funny thing, I noticed that when people are joking theyre usually dead serious, and when theyr...
JIM MORRISON 1. Its pink!! 2. Yeah and its scented, it gives it a little something extra don't you think?
LEGALLY BLONDE It was a good first run. In the second run, just do the same as the first. Hopefully I'll be there f...
FRANCOIS BOURQUE 1.) Hey Fletcher. 2.) Hey! You're not important enough to remember!
LIAR LIAR We will completely raze 1, MG Road and then target the 2, MG Road later tomorrow.
AJAY KUMAR As for Sweden v Denmark it is hard for it to end 2-2. 0-0 and 1-1 are results which are easier to ac...
ALESSANDRO DEL PIERO Carmel obviously is the better team, but we gave them way too much respect. If we were to win, it ha...
GREG DAVIDSON Hopefully, we can get something similar like we had in the first game, when we had a 1-2 punch,
LADELL BETTS I think it's really important, for two reasons. No. 1, for the games themselves, and No. 2, so that ...
TOM IZZO The starter is really hurting people. You're supposed to be down for 1 1/2, 2 seconds at the most. W...
KIP CARPENTER You wouldn't think $2 1/2 would be the size of a dime, but it is.
DAVE KYTE acing the difficulty, there are 2 types of people:
1 - Damn it!
2 - Challenge accepted!
1 MINUTO NA PALMA DA MãO 1. You must let the pain visit.
2. You must allow it teach you
3. You must not allow it ov...
IJEOMA UMEBINYUO We need to be able to learn to keep a lead. When we learn to do that, then we'll be able to win 1-0,...
BRAD GUZAN We knew it was 2-1 to Denmark when we scored. After the goal we found out that it was 2-2 and you co...
STEFANO FIORE When we heard the news yesterday, everyone was just devastated. He made a huge impact at Pearl River...
DAN DOHERTY When we heard the news yesterday, everyone was just devastated. He made a huge impact at Pearl River...
DAN DOHERTY There are 2 types of people on face the difficulty,:
1 - Damn it!
2 - Challenge accepted!
1 MINUTO NA PALMA DA MãO On, Amos Cottle!--Phoebus! what a name!
LORD BYRON (GEORGE GORDON NOEL BYRON) The three teams are pretty even. Today's first game (a 2-1 Southeastern win) was a good, all-around ...
LANA ROSS The first day the executive director walks through the door, it should take no more than five months...
ERNIE PASSAILAIGUE Habit 1: Be Proactive
Habit 2: Begin with the End in Mind
Habit 3: Put First Things First<...
STEPHEN R. COVEY 1)You remind me of the babe. 2)What babe? 1)The babe with the power. 2)What power? 1)The power of vo...
LABYRINTH In the Easter tradition, we laid an egg in the first half. We were lucky to get into halftime down o...
HAROLD WEST I must say I was more calm on 2-1. We suffered a lot, but we strongly wanted to qualify and we did i...
CARLO ANCELOTTI Life's Irony; Theory says, 1+1 = 2,simple, but Practical says, 1 + 1 is less equal to 2 in the summe...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) A couple of customers interrupted [...] who wanted to know if we had some YA book about ants and ali...
SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON 1+1 may not be 2, depending on your mindset. As 2+3*4 may be 14 or 20 depending on your calculator.
KIMTO OCHE EMMANUEL She mowed them down. 1-2-3, 1-2-3.
TOM JONES There are 2 types of enemies that a person can have.
1) Those who are fit to be friends and
2) Those...
APURVA GAGLANI I believe we deserved to advance as the 2-1 loss at Prague (in the first leg) did not reflect our me...
GIUSEPPE PAPADOPULO 1. Limit tasks to the important to shorten work time (80/20). 2. Shorten work time to limit tasks to...
TIMOTHY FERRISS There was something there. The room was so high, there was no focus. We wanted crown molding and the...
JANET PLITT To be creative, first we must be generous. Then we must have a quiet, indomitable belief in our own ...
DONNA GODDARD Well, it was a match, and I haven't slept in 2 1/2 weeks. We are going to have some fun. There are d...
HUGH HAWKINS If Dave says it's right, then how could it be otherwise... Just joking
DAVE BISCHOFF Customer-based measures are important, but they must be translated into measures of what the company...
DAVID P. NORTON Things went as planned -- we are up 2-1 but there are still two matches to play,
GUY FORGET It's tough to try to come back from 0-2 in Class D. It would definitely be a struggle. We have a pre...
JAMIE FREELAND The three rules of the Librarians of Time and Space are: 1) Silence; 2) Books must be returned no la...
TERRY PRATCHETT The three rules of the Librarians of Time and Space are: 1) Silence; 2) Books must be returned no la...
TERRY PRATCHETT They're 2-1 in the league and we're 2-1. It's a very important game for us if we want to get our thi...
JEFF BRENNING Two things I've learned: 1) you simply cannot change someone's mind on certain issues and 2) some is...
J.S.B. MORSE We need bigger volume. We need consistency of the 2-1 [breadth].
GREG NIE I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth then.
JOHN BACON We beat the No. 4, No. 1 and then the No. 2 seed to win the state title. The girls played amazing ba...
BRIAN KEITH The words you can’t find, you borrow.
We read to know we’re not alone. We read because w...
GABRIELLE ZEVIN We're glad it worked out that way (1 vs. 2), and we are going to try our best not to disappoint.
DERRICK DACE Write down the most important things you have to do tomorrow. Now, number them in the order of their...
IVY LEE Our philosophy is very simple, if there is a piece of business that justifies the means to give us d...
BILLY CHIU It's playoff hockey. We could've won 2-1, or 3-2 in overtime. It just so happened it was 6-1. We jus...
FRANCIS BOUILLON I was sitting in the dugout thinking earlier in the game that it would be a little bizarre if we wou...
BROOKS SHUMAKE We may not get to choose how we die, but we can chose how we live.
The universe may for...
SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON Dreams are hopeful because they exist as pure possibility. Unlike memories, which are fossils, long ...
SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON Decisions are the endless uncertainties of life that we'll not know if theyre right until the very e...
LILY COLLINS 1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.
CRAIG BRUCE First they said New Jersey, and then I heard later on it was Florida. I heard it was Las Vegas. I he...
IRMA GOMEZ I am aware that everyone that exists has a story, and we all exist because that story is important f...
ARZELL Dae FATE NAYAE Nanagha Vandhuttoom Da, Sandy , Na Nata, London Lass,Russian Grapes, Ellorum Ippa Van...
SATHESH KUMAR M We worked for over 2 1/2 years trying to get a contract. We certainly don't enjoy this.
MARK OHLAU Taylor doesn't have a weak spot in its singles lineup and Western is very strong at Nos. 1-2 singles...
SHAWN FLANARY We never aim for a 0-0. The 1-1 in the first leg means nothing. We must play with precision and to t...
COSMIN OLAROIU Grace is not just enough, it is more than enough. 2 Peter 1:2
JOHN PAUL WARREN It takes 7 1/2 minutes for a signal to get from Earth to the spacecraft and another 7 1/2 minutes to...
DON YEOMANS 2-in-1 is a bullshit term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.
MITCH HEDBERG We spent 2-1/2 years touring schools and churches. We've gotten really good at packing.
JASON BOWEN Three years ago, we were 1-23. We have just been doing a lot of work in the off season and that has ...
MARK MALLISHAM It could have been 6-1, 6-2.
HANK DESLAURIER I think our 1-2-2 zone helped a lot. We were able to take away the perimeter shots.
MARK SIMON We found a way to lose it at the end. We had played well for 3 1/2 quarters.
BRIAN URLACHER We have a guideline that requires this rung to be at least 9 1/2 inches wide,
HAL STRATTON The $1 trillion mark has always been something to achieve, and others have come close. But it must b...
DENISE VALENTINE We can probably expect between 1 to 2 inches max.
MATT BRAGAW This the best shot we have seen in 3-1/2 years.
JEFFREY KAGAN It seemed pretty average, I mean, 2-1. I'm sure the NHL is banging on a desk somewhere, mad that it ...
ANDREW RAYCROFT The game was 100 percent their way. Then we switched out of a man and played a 2-2-1 press. Then we ...
BRIAN GOLUB Fund of funds that are $1 or $2 billion are all for sale.
DONALD PUTNAM Thoughts first then actions, and actions must be justified; otherwise we will regret our actions.
PETER SAYSOMPHANE The reality is that that child lives with us for 6 1/2 hours a day. The reality is, societal changes...
KATHY RUCKER Even if it's just 1 or 2 percent churn, it could be devastating to a company,
LARRY PONEMON I love the Lord, for he heard my voice; he heard my cry for mercy. Because he turned his ear to me, ...
ANONYMOUS The riders like to do it. It's mind over matter. We have had two end up in the pond, but it's only 2...
TOM AHOLA theyre missing whole streets.
SAM WRIGHT Our first goal was to be 1-0. We've never been 1-0 before, so that was an important step. It was a b...
ROB DAVIS The key was we wanted to score first. We battled for the lead and then we were able to play our 1-1-...
CORY ROBINSON Everyone who could have got away did. Its really upsetting to see. The only people left are the ones...
IAN WILLIAMSON There are two sayings that are familiar in every news room across the country: 1. sex sells; 2. if i...
ARMSTRONG WILLIAMS Perseverance must finish its work so that you may be mature and complete, not lacking anything. Jame...
BIBLE Perseverance must finish its work so that you may be mature and complete, not lacking anything” (J...
CRAIG GROESCHEL To me, the most important rules in life are:
1. Never trust people you love.
2. Never trus...
GIRL234 We are not concerned about the movement. We fear that if go with an 8-2 or 9-1 record, we get sent p...
GEORGE DAGNINO
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DAVE GROHL My mother was a public school teacher in Virginia, and we didn't have any money, we just survive...
DAVE GROHL Through Kurt I saw the beauty of minimalism and the importance of music that's stripped down.
DAVE GROHL Singing into a microphone and learning to play an instrument - learning to do your craft - that'...
DAVE GROHL My songwriting is like extending a hand to the listener.
DAVE GROHL I stopped doing drugs when I was 20. I was finished with drugs before Nirvana even started.
DAVE GROHL In this day and age, when you can use a machine or computer to simulate or emulate what people can d...
DAVE GROHL I've experienced great things, I've experienced great tragedies. I've done almost everyt...
DAVE GROHL Wow, I get to wake up again? Ok. You have to make good with what you've got.
DAVE GROHL I think people should feel encouraged to be themselves.
DAVE GROHL When you're young, you're not afraid of what comes next. You're excited by it.
DAVE GROHL Your personal history is a part of what happens with your hands and your head as you play music.
DAVE GROHL When there's so much left to do, why spend your time focusing on things you've already done,...
DAVE GROHL There's always gonna be rock n' roll bands, there's always gonna be kids that love rock ...
DAVE GROHL If there's one thing I'm good at, it's gathering people together to do something fun.
DAVE GROHL Guilt is cancer. Guilt will confine you, torture you, destroy you as an artist. It's a black wal...
DAVE GROHL My children were taught at an early age how money works and that it comes from hard work. They'v...
DAVE RAMSEY You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
DAVE BARRY Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by...
DAVE BARRY I care about what the fans feel.
DAVE MUSTAINE One of my first records that I heard was 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd.
DAVE MUSTAINE I am interested in politics.
DAVE MUSTAINE I didn't like the way I was let go from Metallica.
DAVE MUSTAINE Penelope Spheeris is a wonderful lady.
DAVE MUSTAINE My mom and dad got divorced when I was very young, and growing up in a family where the head of the ...
DAVE MUSTAINE I've never believed in singing about Satan and thinking he's cool, because he's not.
DAVE MUSTAINE Well, the stuff that I liked growing up was AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, but I also liked the Beatles and gu...
DAVE MUSTAINE Playing live is basically just hyperactivity and a certain sense of enchantment that I deliver to th...
DAVE MUSTAINE Next thing you know they'll take your thoughts away.
DAVE MUSTAINE