Tick. Tick. Tick.
This is the sound of your life running out.
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Hearts are burning,
Heads are rolling,
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OLIVER HEASLEY As the seconds tick away, so goes your life.
LORRIN L. LEE My whole life is about sound. It's what makes me tick as a human being.
EVELYN GLENNIE Tick, tock,” whispers Wiress. I guide her in front of me and get her to lie down, stroking her arm...
SUZANNE COLLINS Tick, tock.
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FREDERICK THIEMAN I can hear the tick tick tick in my head: A tripwire ready to explode in fury. And then, in my mind,...
DANIELLE ESPLIN If I was Bridget Jones and had a tick-list of things to look for in the perfect man, he would tick a...
EDITH BOWMAN What makes your brand stick and tick is your ability to make it memorable
BERNARD KELVIN CLIVE Despite the pressing insistence of the ordinary and the mundane, we must make the best time of the t...
LAURENCE OVERMIRE Witches are naturally nosy,” said Miss Tick, standing up. “Well, I must go. I hope we shall meet...
TERRY PRATCHETT They're tough. The best solution is having outdoor cats; they wipe out the tick population.
MIKE MCGRATH Dr.Costa then offered important clues to differentiate the syndrome from polio. in tick paralysis th...
PAMELA NAGAMI Some lessons you learn gradually and some you learn in a sudden moment, like a flash going off in a ...
JOHN DARNIELLE When the clock Tick Tocks the party never stops!
KE$HA Keep out of this," Lucian said. "I'm not smiting anybody."
"You're showing mercy." Catch-...
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SUZANNE COLLINS Miss Tick sniffed. 'You could say this advice is priceless,' she said. 'Are you listening?'
'Ye...
TERRY PRATCHETT We progress a step farther, in each tick of the clock
RONNIE CORNELISZ I wondered if the numbers were starting to tick up?
SAM BROWNBACK It had a very long pendulum, and the pendulum swung with a slow tick-tock that set his teeth on edge...
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OGDEN NASH Someday all the wilds will be razed, and we will be left with a concrete landscape, a land of pretty...
LAUREN OLIVER We want to find out different things about celebrities, what makes them tick, how did they meet thei...
JACKIE COLLINS Killing time isn't as difficult as it sounds.
I can shoot a hundred numbers through the c...
TAHEREH MAFI It had a very long pendulum, and the pendulum swung with a slow tick-tock that set his teeth on edge...
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STEPHEN A. SCHWARZMAN Understanding what makes you 'tick' isn't half as much fun as finding out what makes you 'tock'!
ANTHONY T. HINCKS Clocks were invented to warn us. Tick (time is passing). Tock (time has passed).
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TERRY PRATCHETT Time. Never has such a vaulable comodity been allowed to tick away.
JAIME CONTRERAS I know almost nothing about this young man. I need to know what makes Travis Biehn tick.
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RASHEED OGUNLARU But he never forgot how once by not knowing time,
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CANDY CROWLEY We never do it easy. I just watched the clock tick and watched us get to the house.
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LON KIGHTLINGER There was a sudden stillness like the gap between ticks on a clock, but the next tick never coming.
SADIE JONES The point of the list wasn't just to tick items off and forget about them, it was to learn something...
LINDSEY KELK He's the sort of guy who loves to see his score ticking over on the scoreboard and it does tick over...
NATHAN ASTLE To be honest, I couldn't care less. If I didn't tick them off, I'd be scratching my head about that,...
SANTANA MOSS Time with the every tick of the clock we are time travelers but eventually, the time traveler will r...
GARY F EVANS... Someone said that our goals keep us going, but it's our dreams that make us tick. So if you disconne...
RAY N. KUILI In the Land of Memory the time is always Now.
In the Kingdom of Ago, the clocks tick... ...
STEPHEN KING The notion of being on a cop show was appealing, just because it's one of those tick boxes in a ...
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CLAYTON CHRISTENSEN Forty is better than 30. I have a better understanding of who I am, what makes me tick, what's o...
BROOKE BURKE When you're running the ball so successfully and getting a lot of five-, eight-, 12-yard gains, afte...
ALBERT YOUNG Now Blue looked promptly judgmental, which was about two ticks off from her ordinary expression and ...
MAGGIE STIEFVATER I can see we're going to get along like a house on fire," said Miss Tick. "There may be no survivors...
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DAVID MCCULLOUGH Mulder, I want you to meet your new assistant. Special Agent Dana Scully, Fox Mulder.'
'An assi...
LES MARTIN But with exquisite breathing you smile, with satisfaction of love, And I touch you again as you tick...
KARL SHAPIRO You know, the clock continues to tick. The negotiators, I think, have left things perilously late in...
STEPHANE DUJARRIC Ever since I can remember I was telling stories and had a huge interest in other people and what mad...
CANDACE BUSHNELL It's a special enigma of President Reagan, that people who were closest to him still would have trou...
MARLIN FITZWATER I love this guy, ... I love the journey he goes on. It's a story we can all relate to, in terms of s...
ORLANDO BLOOM Tick is a cartoon character, I don't know if you're familiar with him. This is the third ste...
PATRICK WARBURTON The one who loves you has the right to tick you off, to correct you when you go wrong and admonish y...
LATIKA TEOTIA By exploring the political and moral colorings of discoveries about what makes us tick, we can have ...
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DON KARDONG Products are sold because they solve a problem or fill a need. Understanding problems and needs invo...
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SUZANNE COLLINS When we saw a down tick in the economy, pet businesses continued to do OK, ... People were very elas...
ARTHUR HENDERSON If you scratch below the surface and ask what really makes me tick, it's the liberalism of tryin...
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IMRAN AMED It's been tough for him but I think what makes him tick is that he truly loves life and gets a kick ...
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IVANKA TRUMP I'm not interested in playing characters who see the world through my prism; I think the journey...
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ERIK PEVERNAGIE To lead a life that goes beyond pettiness and prejudice and always wanting to make sure that everyth...
PEMA CHöDRöN You want to know what makes me tick, I'll tell you what makes me tick. I was a boy growing up in...
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TERRY FRANCONA Now, we don't teach children in schools to be creative. We don't teach them to experiment. W...
JAMES DYSON Each of us should think of the future. Every puff on a cigarette is another tick closer to a time bo...
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