Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.
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Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.
ROBERT FROST I would as soon write free verse as play tennis with the net down.
ROBERT FROST I would as soon write free verse as play tennis with the net down
ROBERT FROST I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down.
ROBERT FROST I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down.
ROBERT FROST I like writing songs. I like the camarderie of the and. I like touring. I love playing bass. And the...
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SERENA WILLIAMS If a poem is not memorable, there's probably something wrong. One of the problems of free verse ...
ROBERT MORGAN If you can keep playing tennis when somebody is shooting a gun down the street, that's concentra...
SERENA WILLIAMS Their free verse was no form at all, yet it made history.
JOHN CROWE RANSOM It's like playing tennis, you play a different rally with different people. Every actor is diffe...
TOM HIDDLESTON The timing couldn't have been worse, basically, ... I was playing the best tennis of my life. I was ...
ALICIA MOLIK I haven't seen the film yet because I just got in from London. In the scenes where the two character...
ALBERT FINNEY Actually, it's not a cut-throat competition. It's more like stress-free tennis.
JAMES KEMP I haven't seen the film yet because I just got in from London. In the scenes where the two chara...
ALBERT FINNEY To me, acting is like tennis. You're only as good as the person you're playing with, so if y...
AIMEE GARCIA Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the...
DON MARQUIS Teenagers are free verse walking around on two legs.
DOROTHY ALLISON I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.
JOHN BARRYMORE I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free
JOHN BARRYMORE It is not just shameful for a contemporary American poet to use rhymes, it is unthinkable. It seems ...
JOSEPH BRODSKY Playing aggressive tennis paid off,
SHINOBU ASAGOE I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.
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ANASTASIA MYSKINA Anything over-handed, I do left-handed. Like throwing a ball or serving in tennis. Otherwise, right-...
MIKE WEIR Kim is playing the best tennis right now coming into the U.S. Open.
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AGATHA CHRISTIE Writing is like playing golf - you have to keep working at your swing.
BILL SIMMONS The vast majority of free verse is ghastly. Utterly ghastly. No one reads it. No one listens to it.
FELIX DENNIS ..."vers libre," (free verse) or nine-tenths of it, is not a new metre any more than sleeping in a d...
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STEVEN PINKER Free verse seemed democratic because it offered freedom of access to writers. And those who disdaine...
JAMES FENTON There are not many Irish people playing tennis!
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VINCE MCMAHON West Fargo attacked well at the net, but as a team our players didn't get rattled and played some ex...
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TADEUSZ KONWICKI We feel good about the win and know that even when we were losing, we were playing good tennis. We f...
DAN SILVERSTEIN The one who writes a poem writes it above all because verse writing is an extraordinary accelerator ...
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NATALIE BABBITT Have you ever
had so much to say
that your mouth closed up tight
struggling to harnes...
ELLEN HOPKINS I think it was like playing somebody in tennis who's a little better than you. You get better just b...
AL COATES I am not at all clear what free verse is anymore. That's one of the things you learn not to know...
HOWARD NEMEROV It's hard not to be concerned about the way we're playing. I don't think we're playing our best tenn...
JODY BRONSON Usually I start with a beat, I start making a beat, and my producer side is making the beat. And on ...
J. COLE This in one of the best matches of my life. I'm in my own world and playing great tennis. Having thi...
MARCOS BAGHDATIS Friend who has fired the kingfishers
and flamed the dragonflies –
they catch your ligh...
BRYANA JOHNSON Nothing whips my blood like verse.
WILLIAM CARLOS WILLIAMS I'm ambidextrous when I eat. But playing tennis right-handed - I can't do it. I'm cluele...
RAFAEL NADAL There is a real formula to writing music, verse, chorus, verse, chorus, bridge. It's very formul...
EDGAR WINTER Tennis is a psychological sport, you have to keep a clear head. That is why I stopped playing.
BORIS BECKER My father would tell me if I wasn't writing in meter verse, it wasn't poetry.
JOHN DARNIELLE I am no bird; and no net ensnares me: I am a free human being with an independent will.
CHARLOTTE BRONTë I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will.
CHARLOTTE BRONTE I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will . . .
CHARLOTTE BRONTE Man's free will to "choose" Christ is playing tug of war with God's sovereignty..
NORM TOMLINSON Actors need bricks to play with, and in fact we rejected all the improvised fragments we had made wi...
LARS VON TRIER It was obviously our first meet. We didn't play very good tennis and it showed. We really need to pr...
BASIL MIKE Playing 'Bop' is like playing Scrabble with all the vowels missing
DUKE ELLINGTON Arguing with anonymous strangers on the Internet is a sucker's game because they almost always turn ...
NEAL STEPHENSON He goes to the net hard when he gets in front. It's like he sees red, you know? He bears down and ma...
MIKE CAMMALLERI After high school this year, I'd like to go to Florida or maybe FSU. Maybe I can try out for the tea...
DEWALD STEINMAN Writing is like a rollercoaster ride for me, an adventure. I love exploring the world through 'p...
KAREN TRAVISS Jen is currently playing the best tennis I have seen her play. I believe she will compete for the Sh...
MAUDE BING Consistent with existing BP practice, we remain committed to returning excess free cash flow, includ...
LORD BROWNE To meet my goals, I couldn't let up when I was playing tennis.
TRACY AUSTIN I've almost skated there every day and I've never seen people playing tennis.
BEN BROWN When I was warming up and it was windy and cold, it was more like a job, not going out to have fun p...
JAMES BLAKE I like sports, I enjoy anything to do with the ocean, I like surfing, sailing, I like to play tennis...
BEAU BRIDGES Dante Alighieri is a universal poet, and great creators, they are writing for everybody always. Ever...
ROBERTO BENIGNI It shows the hard work is paying off. I think the guys are stepping up and just playing good tennis ...
NEIL KENNER The time I used to spend playing tennis I now use for reading or doing embroidery.
ANNA LEE News writing and sports writing have become synonymous. And it started with, you know, free agency, ...
JANE LEAVY Playing 'bop' is like playing Scrabble with all the vowels missing.
DUKE ELLINGTON We left too many free throws on the board (down the stretch). Turnovers in the second quarter came b...
MARK PIXLEY With a team like Cincinnati, if you get them down you can't let them go on a run. It's like letting ...
WILLIAM HATCHER I thought I was going to be a tennis player when I was a boy. I had a coach and everything and playe...
ADOLFO CAMBIASO I like reading, writing, hiking, camping, free running, surfing, rock climbing, long boarding, and s...
NOLAN GOULD James Blake's playing tennis for the right reasons. He's playing to have fun and to find out about h...
MATS WILANDER Writing a book of poetry is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the ech...
DON MARQUIS Marco has played unbelievable. He's playing with a lot of passion, he's playing like a senior. He's ...
BRUCE WEBER The main problem with writing in verse is, if your fourth line doesn't come out right, you'v...
DR. SEUSS We didn't knock down our free throws like we'd like to. You shoot 100 free throws on game day but yo...
BRIAN THORNTON The simple Wordsworth . . . / Who, both by precept and example, shows / That prose is verse, and ver...
LORD BYRON What little empirical evidence is out there points to eBooks and free downloading increases sales on...
CORY DOCTOROW This match is our worst. It wasn't until we dropped the second goal in the net that we started playi...
DARRELL HARRIS Life is like tennis. Those who serve best usually win.
DAVID FOSTER WALLACE In TV writing, I felt like Gulliver being tied down by the Lilliputians. There's so much more fr...
MARIA SEMPLE It comes down to your net investment return.
JEANIE WYATT He's writing what I'm singing, and I'm writing what he's playing.
PATRICK STUMP Mind is like a net, drawn by the needles of past and future. Mindfulness is the way for not getting ...
AMIT RAY It is never too late to get into tennis! While I started playing at the age of 8 when my parents gav...
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