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Constant togetherness is fine - but only for Siamese twins.
VICTORIA BILLINGS Constant togetherness is fine - but only for Siamese twins
VICTORIA BILLINGS Evil and good are Siamese twins, bound at the hip.
JIM GENOVESE If it doesn't have Siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.
MATT GROENING Life & death are like inseparable siamese twins,for one cannot live in isolation without inviting th...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Reason and Religion are like siamese twins; almost impossible to have both look each other in the ey...
JOSEPH ANNANG SOWAH Only three constants are significant for star formation: the gravitational constant, the fine struct...
IAN STEWART Belief & success are like siamese twins,they look so much alike & I believe they must have come from...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling everyone we're Si...
WILL ADVISE I'm one with New York, and New York is one with me. I grew up there; there's no escaping it. We're l...
ADRIAN GRENIER In the world we live in, what we know and what we don't know are like Siamese twins, i...
HARUKI MURAKAMI My soul is impatient with itself, as with a bothersome child; its restlessness keeps growing and is ...
FERNANDO PESSOA I'm one with New York, and New York is one with me. I grew up there; there's no escaping it....
ADRIAN GRENIER Integrity is not everything, but it is the only thing that matters.
JEFFREY FRY Calculate the fine structure constant from first principles.
DAVID J. GRIFFITHS Body and spirit are twins: God only knows which is which
ALGERNON SWINBURNE Body and spirit are twins: God only knows which is which
ALGERNON CHARLES SWINBURNE Body and spirit are twins: God only knows which is which.
ALGERNON CHARLES SWINBURNE The Victoria Cross is not for sale.
DOUG ELLIOTT Promises, trust, love, togetherness, to die for attitude are all fake. Experienced people used to sa...
NEHA KOTHARI There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. -Josh Billings.
JOSH BILLINGS The world turns on our every action, and our every omission, whether we know it or not." -Cutting fo...
ABRAHAM VERGHESE Change is the only constant
PROVERB There is no such thing as being too independent.
VICTORIA BILLINGS Whether he admits it or not, a man has been brought up to look at money as a sign of his virility, a...
VICTORIA BILLINGS Sexual liberation, as a slogan, turns out to be another kind of bondage. For a woman it offers orgas...
VICTORIA BILLINGS The best thing that could happen to motherhood already has. Fewer women are going into it.
VICTORIA BILLINGS Any woman could act like a lady, and this behavior was interpreted as being submissive, demure, inhi...
VICTORIA BILLINGS I always used to go for blondes and quiet girls, but Victoria is the total opposite - dark and loud.
DAVID BECKHAM ...and lovers of romance novels and dissident rebels and brothers in Christ and druids and shamans a...
FISTON MWANZA MUJILA Victoria is real loose,
LORI WHITE Truth is constant,you never need to remember it,but lie is un-constant for you always need to rememb...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) But it is only through constant, faithful endeavor by the girl herself that the goal eventually is r...
FLORENZ ZIEGFELD To compete is to know your potential.
To win brings togetherness.
For without potential, calls for d...
ARIEL S BRITO It is hard to try and find a rhythm when you're only out there for short spurts, but it's fine,
EDDY CURRY The only thing constant in life is change
FRANçOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD The only thing constant in life is change
FRANçOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD Boys can just wear a suit on the red carpet and that's fine, but for girls it's all about th...
MAISIE WILLIAMS It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds.
AESOP Imperfection is the only perfect thing, just as the only constant thing is change.
BRANDI KEELER And there's the Victoria Memorial, built as a memorial to Victoria.
DAVID DIMBLEBY The only constant in the technology industry is change.
MARC BENIOFF The only thing constant in this world is change.
INDIA ARIE Thanksgiving is a time of togetherness and gratitude.
NIGEL HAMILTON The company's billings growth continues to decelerate, a trend we expected to reverse its course. Gi...
BRAD REBACK One of the reasons surgeons have so much trouble separating Siamese twins is that nobody gets to do ...
BEN CARSON The amount of people there is amazing. Traffic was unbelievable - making Billings look like the coun...
BOB CANDEE High and fine literature is wine, and mine is only water; but everybody likes water.
MARK TWAIN It would be both an identical work of art only by virtue of its difference. The same but different, ...
JOHNNY RICH And the only thing constant was the constant reminder she'd never change.
STEVE BAYS And there's the Victoria Memorial, built as a memorial to Victoria.
DAVID DIMBLEBY A fickle heart is the only constant in this world
DIANA WYNNE JONES Excellent firms don't believe in excellence -- only in constant improvement and constant change.
THOMAS J. PETERS Excellent firms don't believe in excellence - only in constant improvement and constant change.
THOMAS J. PETERS Victoria's Secret is really about celebrating women and what they stand for: the strength.
CARA DELEVINGNE Leisure is a beautiful garment, but it will not do for constant wear.
SOURCE UNKNOWN Leisure is a beautiful garment, but it will not do for constant wear.
ANON. If one suffers we all suffer. Togetherness is strength. Courage.
JEAN-BERTRAND ARISTIDE Here the attention of the research workers is primarily directed to the problem of reconciling the c...
WERNER HEISENBERG The fear of God is the only cure for the fear of people.
CRAIG GROESCHEL Excellent firms don't believe in excellence - only in constant improvement and constant change.
TOM PETERS Jacob Thorke. My label, but not the description of a person. The prints are the most permanent thing...
SCOTT KELLY This is a beautiful quiet neighborhood. Victoria Park is hot.
KATHLEEN PRIOR My eyes hurt... but there is something more... I can't stop listening to horror.... now I am going t...
DEYTH BANGER The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
SOURCE UNKNOWN The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
ANONYMOUS Love is only one fine star away.
STEVIE NICKS I think togetherness is a very important ingredient to family life.
BARBARA BUSH Victoria's Secret is like a big family.
CANDICE SWANEPOEL We drink VB, Victoria Bitter, which is way better.
BRODY ARMSTRONG Who can reckon up the loss of moral power that arises from the constant impression that nothing is w...
JOHN DEWEY I love Victoria but personal feelings have very little to do with business.
DAVE ANDREWS Truth is constant,but lie varies.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Art does not exist only to entertain, but also to challenge one to think, to provoke, even to distur...
BARBRA STREISAND The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. -Josh Billin...
JOSH BILLINGS There can only be one state of mind as you approach any profound test; total concentration, a spirit...
PAT RILEY This is a sad day for the Minnesota Twins, Major League Baseball and baseball fans everywhere.
CARL POHLAD We're like brothers. Brotherhood and togetherness.
DARREL MITCHELL The only constant thing in these shifting, fairy-chess worlds is human love.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN I love Victoria Secret!
TENA DESAE HASTA LA VICTORIA SIEMPRE
ERNESTO CHE GUEVARA There is [sic] two things in life for which we are never fully prepared, and that is--twins.
JOSH BILLINGS This dam complex is pulling the plug on Lake Victoria.
FRANK MURAMUZI Victoria played hard. She found herself in some tight spots, but she kept playing.
JASON FLOETKE Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ True twins share womb chemistry and endure many fateful slings and arrows together. The fabled conne...
GREGORY BENFORD In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. -Josh Billings.
JOSH BILLINGS About every six to eight months, I run into a man who astounds me sexually, but between escapades, I...
SUE GRAFTON Love rests on two pillars: surrender and autonomy. Our need for togetherness exists alongside our ne...
ESTHER PEREL This is important, to represent our country. We've also got to be ready for the Minnesota Twins.
CARLOS SILVA Become a student of change. It is the only thing that will remain constant.
ANTHONY J. D'ANGELO The only practice that's now constant is the practice of constantly accommodating to change.
WILLIAM MCGOVERN Become a student of change. It is the only thing that will remain constant.
ANTHONY D'ANGELO A sharp tongue is the only edge tool that grows keener with constant use.
WASHINGTON IRVING She said, "As long as we're with each other--"
"We know we're in exactly the right place," he f...
JEAN FERRIS Holding hands, for example, is a way to remember how it feels to say nothing together.
NICOLE KRAUSS Billings sucks, dude. It's so far away, and everybody was coming from Missoula anyway, so it made mo...
CHRIS HENRY Let there be spaces in your togetherness.
KAHLIL GIBRAN Let there be space in your togetherness
KAHLIL GIBRAN Hollywood is a suction for your confidence or your faith or your togetherness. Just walking on the s...
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