Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!
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ANGELIQUE KERBER There's absolutely nothing that the God I believe in cannot do.
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DANIEL BRUHL has absolutely nothing to do with what you say.
IMAD EDDIN BARAKAT YARKAS Absolutely, I would love to do Broadway.
ALICIA KEYS That had nothing to do with it, absolutely nothing. I was sorry he said that.
ROBERT NOVAK Nothing is stopping me from doing what I love to do.
THE WEEKND Stand for something. Make your life mean something. Start where you are with what you have. You are ...
GERMANY KENT Told me if I did not smell of the fire then I smelled of the frying pan.
HILARY MANTEL Do what you love doing.
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DANA CONVISSAR Without His love I can do nothing, with His love there is nothing I cannot do.
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KEVIN J. DONALDSON I am frightened of nothing."
"Nothing?"
"Nothing."
"Are you extremely frightened of n...
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SUSAN BETH PFEFFER Do what you do so well that they will want to see it again and bring their friends.
~WALT DISNEY Do what you love and the money will follow.
MARSHA SINETAR I am unusual for a Frenchman - I have absolutely nothing against the United States.
MICHEL HAZANAVICIUS I have absolutely nothing to say.
DENISE GRIFFIN Syria had nothing to do with this murder, absolutely nothing.
BASHAR ASSAD Well, to what do we owe the honor of your presence?" I asked snidely. National Slut Convention next ...
KARINA HALLE I remember nothing of my childhood. I remember absolutely nothing, it's kinda scary.
TONY TORREZ People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
A.A. MILNE People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
A.A. MILNE (WINNE THE POOH) Extreme measures bring extreme results. If you want a normal life, do what normal people do. If you ...
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PATRICK QUINN I have a beautiful wife and two beautiful children, and every day I am paid to do what I love.
TREAT WILLIAMS you choose what you love the most,i choose what i hurt the most...
AJAY KUMAR It's definitely a privilege to be able to do what you love to do; it's not something that ev...
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WALT HANDELSMAN Do what you love and the necessary resources will follow.
PETER MCWILLIAMS Yes, the performance at Chrysler is at this moment not what we expected, ... But I want people to un...
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WILFORD BRIMLEY I love Irvine. That's my 'hood. I went to USC and used to come home every weekend. It's ...
JUSTIN CHON I love the 'what if' nature of sci-fi.
DUNCAN JONES I absolutely love Leonardo DiCaprio.
WILL POULTER I love everything about the holidays: the decorations, the parties, and spending time with friends a...
BRAD GORESKI I love performing more than anything and having people hear my music. I know I've had to give some s...
BRITNEY SPEARS I most certainly believe that it is the gift of God that I am what I am. And so I dwell amongst barb...
SAINT PATRICK When I know what to do, everything is so easy.
LORRIN L. LEE For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
VIRGINIA WOOLF I cannot conceive of music that expresses absolutely nothing.
BELA BARTOK I cannot conceive of music that expresses absolutely nothing
BELA BARTOK And for a price, I will pretend absolutely nothing.
JACQUELINE CAREY You've got to keep your eye on the prize and do what you love to do.
TAYLOR LAUTNER If you do what you love, you'll never work a day in your life.
MARC ANTHONY If you do what you love, it is the best way to relax.
CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN I love photography. I love the imagery. I love what I do.
DON MCCULLIN I told people I was taking a gap year, but the truth was that I wanted to do nothing, absolutely not...
TANA FRENCH I believe in love. I believe in good stories. I play really hard on the weekends because I like to h...
CHANNING TATUM I absolutely adore baking with my nieces and nephews. It's super fun, and I love baking by mysel...
KHLOE KARDASHIAN The water cooler conversation in every job I've had is sports, it's what did you do this wee...
KAL PENN I enjoyed being anonymous.
SACHA BARON COHEN I love skating so much and I feel like every time I step out onto the ice, that's what I'm meant to ...
CLARA HUGHES To this congress the poet speaks not of peculiar and personal things, but of what in himself is most...
RICHARD WILBUR The most meaningless term in the English language is 'I take full responsibility.' When a po...
BERNARD GOLDBERG At hotels, you are an actress. Absolutely. You can do what you want. Go where you want. I love my ho...
SONIA RYKIEL If you don't have a job, what do you got? We've got nothing. I think most people want work, not welf...
BILL GLUBA We've had to do absolutely nothing to the race car.
JEFF HORTON I love what I do.
VIN DIESEL I love what I do.
DANIEL DAY-LEWIS ... I am you... what am I going to do?"
- Backstrom
DEYTH BANGER And I love what I do and I love skating.
NANCY KERRIGAN I'm a happy man, because I am successful in what I do, of course; but what makes me most happy i...
NOVAK DJOKOVIC Onstage, I find absolutely nothing but exhilaration in not talking.
TELLER It's what I love to do. I love being busy. I love singing, so I don't really see it as being busy be...
ERIC GINN I've heard of nothing coming from nothing, but I've never heard of absolutely nothing coming...
UZO ADUBA Cycling has never felt like a job. To get paid for something that you absolutely love is amazing. I ...
LAURA TROTT My message of love is absolutely simple; nothing can be more simple than that.
BHAGWAN SHREE RAJNEESH I'd love to do a film with Michael Fassbender. He's one of my heroes. I think he's absol...
JACK REYNOR I'm a proud New Zealander, and I represent Paralympics New Zealand. I love what I do, and I do i...
SOPHIE PASCOE I love to do what I do to pay all of my bills. I am the most foolish person I know. I am a fool, but...
MIKE TYSON I love every bone in their heads.
EUGENE O'NEILL Nothing is my guiltiest pleasure. I love it. I love doing it. I love planning to do it, I love loafi...
DAVID MORRISSEY I just miss - I miss being anonymous.
BARACK OBAMA Everything I’d fought for, every challenge, every victory … all of it was empty if anything happ...
RICHELLE MEAD What do we lose without wild animal acts at the circus? Absolutely nothing, except the opportunity t...
K. A. APPLEGATE I took a week off last weekend. This weekend I need to make sure I'm back in race shape and back to ...
LACLAIRE CARTER The ultimate dream in life is to be able to do what you love and learn something from it.
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