Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
AMBROSE BIERCE The Lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math.
UNKNOWN There are bad apples, as there are in any tax system. What puts this high on the radar screen is tha...
RICK ANTHONY A lottery is the perfect tax...laid only upon the willing.
GEORGE WASHINGTON People in Math 123 talk about math phobia and feeling lost in math classes at Penn.
JARRYD HAYNES I have never played the lottery in my life and never will. Voltaire described lotteries as a tax on ...
DANIEL TAMMET Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation.
DOUGLAS COUPLAND You want a fact???
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I'm bad at math but good at chess, I beat the best guy on chess... ...
DEYTH BANGER When girls are asking themselves 'Who am I?' for the first time and they hear all this bad P...
DANICA MCKELLAR Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. -Anonymous.
ANONYMOUS Not everyone in Oregon gambles. But to succeed a lottery needs a class of people who are problem gam...
DAVID LESLIE I see no danger is seeing persons spending a dollar on a lottery ticket, but I have had patients who...
DONALD BLACK A vote in the state legislature to allow a local government to impose a higher tax is not opposing t...
GROVER NORQUIST The Single Business Tax isn't tax on business, it's a tax on people working everyday.
DICK DEVOS Oh, I don’t buy lottery tickets... because if I won, and I was capable of that kind of odd luck, t...
CHRISSI SEPE As far as Athens is concerned, I also think about all those people who are trying to escape tax all ...
CHRISTINE LAGARDE Pages on Facebook are allowed to be anonymous. That is really important. People start revolutions; w...
SHERYL SANDBERG My personal mission is to make math doable by anyone everywhere. People make math out to be a monste...
IDRIS STOVALL Who are you?” I asked.
“Are we playing that game again?” she asked me with a nice smile. ...
NICO J. GENES It's easier to get things done when you have an ISD. People are more willing to vote on tax increase...
MIKE SUGGS One of the nice things about the Internet is people aren't terribly anonymous; they only think they ...
DAVID KENNEDY The first book I ever wrote was in fourth grade and it was called 'Billy's Booger.' It w...
WILLIAM JOYCE Unfortunately, this occurs on an annual basis. You're looking at people who didn't file a tax return...
BILL BRUNSON I don't think people who are bad people think they're bad people.
ADAM SCOTT Back then, the excise tax was designed to be a luxury tax for people who owned telephones.
MIKE FITZPATRICK This tax is wrong, ... The real losers are the people who lose their jobs, who rely on the businesse...
BILL ARCHER People for too long thought they were anonymous on the Internet. People now realize they're not.
ANDREW SERWIN There are many people who think we should have zero tax on capital gains, interest and dividends for...
MITT ROMNEY Fake Math owes its existence to a number of things and people who have inspired and assisted this bo...
RYAN FITZPATRICK If people vote to get rid of this, they're only going to pay more later, ... We are putting ourselve...
ED MURRAY Graffiti is a pathetic attempt at anonymous recognition.
DALE ADAMS It's all anonymous, no personal information on the household, but an aggregate sample. So, we feel i...
KATIE HO Bad rumors about the danger of consumer products are getting increasingly commonplace, largely becau...
ERIC DEZENHALL There are doctors who help people who have done bad things; there are lawyers who defend bad people....
SEAN SPICER Democrats are not about to nominate anyone who backs the tax cut, and Americans are not going to ele...
DICK MORRIS Yes, actually quite a few math people are addicted. I'm pretty addicted myself, actually.
EDRAY GOINS They prey on people who are in serious debt problems. If you want to get a business card, print it u...
FRED DAILY I think we have six people who are really sort of OK. They are all good people. We don't have bad pe...
DONALD TRUMP Tax deductions do little or nothing for those people who are uninsured and devastated by high health...
BILL VAUGHAN The Tax Code today is more complicated than ever, and the very people on the Republican side who den...
RICHARD NEAL I know many people within Anonymous; I was the keynote speaker at Defcon in Las Vegas and got a stan...
JOHN MCAFEE The majority of people here in LA are people, who work every day, who are not involved in gang bangi...
NAJEE ALI Our economy is robust and will remain strong as more Americans who want a job find one. Republican e...
DENNIS HASTERT Are the people who are getting tax credits still burning their fields? ... There's nothing in statut...
JOHN BYERS Just because it is eligible, doesn't mean it is required. Right now, we're throwing a bad policy at ...
ANDREW RUDNICK Math people are math people. When you approach them with investments and business, they don't ju...
PAUL WACHTER If a student is willing to work at it, all the math opportunities are here.
LINDA AMSDEN At every home I visit, people are asking for tax relief. That is consistent and persistent.
EDWARD HENNESSEY ...now Eli was my new neighbor. Which was fine with me because I sucked at Math. Math and I were not...
SHELLY CRANE I don't have examples in my life of people who are all good or bad; I have deeply loved many peo...
EDIE FALCO It is not our intent to give the entire lottery management to a vendor, ... A vendor is going to sup...
CHARLES SANDERS The people who are saying ethanol is bad are just plain wrong.
DANIEL KAMMEN We are working to move from lottery to predictability so that all those who suffer receive aid.
JAN EGELAND Too bad we can't tax them.
DICK SKRINJAR Playing the stock market is very similar to playing the lottery, except you actually win sometimes a...
SIMPSONS Math and music are intimately related. Not necessarily on a conscious level, but sure.
STEPHEN SONDHEIM Steroids are bad for sports, bad for players, bad for the young people who hold athletes up as role ...
JOHN ASHCROFT The Eva Longoria who worked at Wendy's flipping burgers - she needed a tax break. But the Eva Lo...
EVA LONGORIA People are who they are and, try as you might, you cannot make them be what you want them to be.
LEILA SALES I stay up at night thinking about how to beat bad guys from getting our data, and making sure the pe...
CAROL DIBATTISTE Prize lists are out, and you're not on them? Nature of the world - means nothing. Prizes are a l...
NICK HARKAWAY People are driving over state lines to play the lottery. We need to keep our resources here.
BILL HALTER Lottery sales are going great. It's just a mess.
DENNIS THORNTON If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance! -Anonymous.
ANONYMOUS The breakdown of people who are hit by the tax is like a demographic profile of the population in th...
LEN BURMAN There's a big difference between knowing math and understanding why math models are important to a b...
LARRY BURNS I think we need more math majors who don't become mathematicians. More math major doctors, more math...
JORDAN ELLENBERG A lot of people are talking about the fact that the income tax is a more progressive tax, because it...
PATTI PAWLING There are no politics in war. Politics is the luxury of the safe-at-home. War is a lottery of surviv...
JOHN CORY There are a lot of bad people willing to prey on people with good intentions.
TRENT STAMP At a certain point, you can't tax people beyond a certain level.
MEREDITH WHITNEY It is my belief that tax credits only go to people who are making money, and they generally keep it.
DIANNE FEINSTEIN I would suspect the possibilities are good we would do that. That's the way you increase interest in...
CHARLES SANDERS We can choose to help the people who are affected by Katrina, or we can give tax cuts to the wealthi...
NANCY PELOSI Most people aren't appreciated enough, and the bravest things we do in our lives are usually known o...
PEGGY NOONAN At the Emmys, you've got a bunch of people who are used to being on TV on TV. You don't have...
JIMMY KIMMEL I'm not engaged in predicting random number generators. I actually get phone calls from people w...
BRUCE BUENO DE MESQUITA Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote.
WILLIAM E. SIMON My mother was an English teacher who decided to become a math teacher, and she used me as a guinea p...
FREEMAN A. HRABOWSKI III Deficits mean future tax increases, pure and simple. Deficit spending should be viewed as a tax on f...
RON PAUL Forget the lottery. Bet on yourself instead.
BRIAN KOSLOW In some ways, he may be looking down at all of this and be amused by it all. He was a person who lik...
JOSEPH HOFFMAN If you arent going to say something directly to someones face, than dont use online as an oppo...
MENA TROTT That's the way you increase interest in the lottery. It's one of those things that people would like...
CHARLES SANDERS Math is an area that we are focusing on more and that is a challenge because we are now teaching hig...
KAREN HART It's a hard tax to love, particularly for a service business, because it's a tax that punishes you i...
MARCIE BROGAN People who believe they have bad luck create bad luck. Those who believe they are very fortunate, th...
CHRIS PRENTISS The only people who are actually paying the taxes are new home buyers. A lot of the wealthy people a...
BILL AARON The issue of inheritance tax has never come up before, at least as I can recall. I don't believe mos...
DAVID RODERIQUE Those who make their living by collecting taxes cause the people to starve; when the people starve, ...
LAO TZU If you stop at general math, you're only going to make general math money.
SNOOP DOGG Sometimes we think people are like lottery tickets, that they're there to make our most absurd dream...
CARLOS RUIZ ZAFóN Speaking of tax fairness, it was Senator Kerry who voted to increase the income tax on senior citize...
BILL WELD What offends me the most when I hear criticisms about this so-called Africa bias is how quick we are...
FATOU BENSOUDA Tax cuts are like sex: When they are good, they are very, very good. And when they are bad, they are...
M. STANTON EVANS We believe that this tax rate, at 20 percent, is a significant increase in tax and may lead us to no...
RICHARD OWEN I don't see how a reporter can function in a sensitive beat without relying on anonymous sources -- ...
BOB ZELNICK This is completely and utterly predictable. People who don't pay taxes don't get a tax cut.
DAN MITCHELL Most of the bad things are happening now, and things do get brighter at the end of the decade. They ...
JON LECROY I noticed there were so many people, especially women, who would come up to me having recognized me ...
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