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SHANE J VAN DER VELDE A student's right of expression is protected by the First Amendment.
HUGH GOTTSCHALK For me, my life is a journey.
JAY ELECTRONICA I really wanted to be as healthy as I could. It wasn't about getting my six-pack back. There are...
MARISA MILLER Most creatures run when they sense danger. People grab a six-pack and a folding chair.
NENIA CAMPBELL I am not afraid of a pack of lions being led by a sheep, but I am afriad of a pack of sheep led by a...
ALEXANDER THE GREAT I'm not a model; hence I don't see the reason to have a six-pack abs. I can pull off a tough...
ABHISHEK BACHCHAN Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg.
HOMER SIMPSON For the past five or six years, the people in Cap and Skull decided to be anonymous.
ALEX MAGHOUB My life is a struggle.
VOLTAIRE It's just that when you look at TV shows and everyone that's successful has a six-pack.
CHARLIE MILESKI If I go on holiday at the end of the season and come back with a big, fat belly and a bald head, the...
DENNIS WISE oh, oh GreenHollyWood says with a smile and even and angry sounds like devil who comes from hell... ...
DEYTH BANGER I have received hostile voice mail messages and e-mails. They are often anonymous, I'm sad to sa...
BEN BRANTLEY I brought you six different kinds of soup, all low-sodium, no fat...are you listening?
BEN SILVERMAN My mom actually had a band called Six Pack - even though there were seven of them - who went around ...
R. KELLY My mode as a writer is to layer different perspectives: the scientific, the philosophical, the polit...
MICHAEL POLLAN We also found that a modest exercise program equivalent to a brisk 30-minute walk six times a week c...
CRIS SLENTZ They erase my face with a layer of pale makeup and draw my features back out.
SUZANNE COLLINS That's where the growth is. The chart is dominated by hip-hop, in part because it sounds OK as a pol...
ANTONY BRUNO My first attempts to transplant nuclei in Xenopus were completely unsuccessful, because the Xenopus ...
JOHN GURDON We will be protected by the great men and women of our military and law enforcement and, most import...
DONALD TRUMP History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
GEORGE SANTAYANA This is just a slimy trick by Big Tobacco to circumvent the system. An $8 pack of cigarettes still e...
ANNIE TEGEN This is a thin layer.
DEJARVIS LEONARD I always put a layer of lip balm first, and then I layer the lipstick on by using a lip brush to hel...
GRACIE GOLD The court has . . . recognized that personal privacy is a component of the liberty protected by the ...
JOHN ROBERTS My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Yeats, protected to some extent by the Nationalistic movement, wrote out of a somewhat protected wor...
PATRICK KAVANAGH In the end,” Callum said, his voice soft, gentle, “it all comes back to you. You protect them [y...
JENNIFER LYNN BARNES Bad things happen when problems are protected by a force field of tediousness.
BEN GOLDACRE It's got the exact same grams of fat. If we take the calories from fat, which are 30, and divide it ...
MARGO RODRIGUEZ I am a perfect example of pulling yourself up by your bootstraps: My mom raised six kids by herself.
THOMAS KELLER He who prays five times a day is in the protection of God, and he who is protected by God cannot be ...
ABU BAKR I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. ...
SAMUEL L. JACKSON History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
GEORGE SANTAYANA Don't foist your body image issues on me, mate. I'm sexy. When I want a six pack, I go to the liquor...
R.K. LILLEY Chicken fat, beef fat, fish fat, fried foods - these are the foods that fuel our fat genes by giving...
NEAL BARNARD Body exercise is incomplete if it focuses exclusively on muscle and is motivated by the ideal of a p...
THOMAS MOORE Right now our flood threat is ... dictated by what kind of snow pack is in the mountains.
BRIAN MCINERNEY Death is like a dusty road, without you by my side
BEN OAK And even if you do wear a maid outfit, it doesn't change the fact that you're strong or that you're ...
HIRO FUJIWARA Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
ANONYMOUS Coincidence is God's way of being anonymous.
LAURA PEDERSEN We create sort of a multi-layered product so we'll have a layer for streets; we'll have a layer for ...
JIM ANDERSON There was an honorable tradition of using anonymous sources that was ruined by Jayson Blair.
TED RALL Anarchy is the sure consequence of tyranny; or no power that is not limited by laws can ever be prot...
JOHN MILTON This is a precautionary measure. It adds another layer of service.
ED ALLEN I just know God completely and totally protected me, most importantly protected my children.
DONNA KULFAN When someone is anonymous, it opens the door to all kinds of antisocial behavior, as seen by the Ku ...
PHILIP ZIMBARDO So long as man is protected by madness - he functions - and flourishes.
EMILE M. CIORAN Obviously, with a CGI character, you're building a character in much the same way as a real crea...
PETER JACKSON Seeing Anonymous primarily as a cybersecurity threat is like analyzing the breadth of the antiwar mo...
YOCHAI BENKLER Just because I don't show six-pack abs doesn't mean that I don't have them.
ABHISHEK BACHCHAN A quilt is like a sandwich. The top layer is the design layer. When people look at a quilt, they're ...
GINNY MOE I'm fascinated by the narrative of geology, and I'm a veritable pack rat of a collector on t...
MARIANNE WIGGINS I am free, anonymous man. My flights and falls occurred while I was wearing a magical cap of of invi...
TADEUSZ KONWICKI Graffiti is a pathetic attempt at anonymous recognition.
DALE ADAMS She was scarcely a year older than I was, dark-haired, slender, with a face that would break your he...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack.
RUDYARD KIPLING For the strength of the wolf is the pack, and the strength of the pack is the wolf.
NATHAN FERGUSON For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack
RUDYARD KIPLING I am protected, shaped and built by what is outside, what they made of me, but also by what is insid...
ALLY CONDIE I've never slept anywhere without being protected by secondary glazing ... and I'm scared of snakes....
MADELINE BLACK My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it.
PAULA POUNDSTONE Yes, I was fat, but I dealt with it by simply never thinking about it. It is useful, when you are fa...
ROGER EBERT Fat is a social disease, and fat is a feminist issue.
SUSIE ORBACH Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
ALBERT EINSTEIN Wonder is the beginning of wisdom. -Anonymous (Greek Proverb).
GREEK PROVERB The Freedom of the United States was won by the blood of our military, but it is constantly protecte...
ROBERT DITTMAN Our favorite taste is a combination of fat and sugar in any form. I'd have to say the fat is worse, ...
ANNE COLLINS Doing research on the Web is like using a library assembled piecemeal by pack rats and vandalized ni...
ROGER EBERT Doing research on the Web is like using a library assembled piecemeal by pack rats and vandalized ni...
ROGER EBERT Be grateful for every moment and every breath.
TERESA COLLINS I attempt to write a good novel. Whether it is literature or not is something that will be decided b...
ELIZABETH GEORGE Because so much of York Region is protected by the Oak Ridges Moraine and the greenbelt, there is a ...
JOHN WALLER Neil Gaiman is a star. He constructs stories like some demented cook might make a wedding cake, buil...
CLIVE BARKER Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer and then you find there is nothing in it.
JAMES HUNEKER Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer and then you find there is nothing in it
JAMES GIBBONS HUNEKER This is a manifestation that democracy in our country is very much alive, and protected by both gove...
FIDEL RAMOS My life is a series of things that just happen.
HAROLD RUSSELL My life is a mosaic, and there's no room in between pieces at all.
MARCIA CLARK Share a portion of your wealth with the needy, so you may be protected by their blessings.
MUHAMMED HAIDER Pain Is Caused By Pleasure
SULLY ERNA For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
VIRGINIA WOOLF Civilization is like a thin layer of ice upon a deep ocean of chaos and darkness.
WERNER HERZOG There is no duty we so much underrate as the duty of being happy. By being happy we sow anonymous be...
ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON My strong personal view, which I believe is shared by millions of Americans, is that our party shoul...
ROBERT CASEY When you’re anonymous, other opinions shrink next to the sounds in your own head.
DAN GROAT The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by c...
SETH MACFARLANE That's what's so cool about 'Once:' There is a layer of darker stuff, but it's b...
CRISTIN MILIOTI He won't be protected by the Consumer Protection Law.
HU HAIRONG It's another effective layer of security which is relatively cheap.
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Put a little boogy in it!
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