Part of it is psychological and it's mentally [tough] to get over the hump. The last couple of years, at least for part of the match we played them even, we played really well for spurts. There's a way to [beat them], I'm just trying to figure it out.
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Related We played a great team. We just played very well. We had stops. You play good defense and you get th... GENE ROEBUCK How should I know?" said Alice, surprised at her own courage. "It's no business of mine." The Q... LEWIS CARROLL They played well. (Corbin) Donaldson was tough. We kept getting it down to 2 and 4 and we couldn't g... BRETT GRAHAM It's good for them to come out the way they did. I am just proud the way they showed up today. I had... JAY HARPER It was a good win. We played well. It was a good team effort. We were right in the middle of the act... DAVID GEATZ May I never neither turn left nor turn right in my journey of life, but may I go straight to Christ ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH We played pretty well in the first match. When the girls played well and didn't win, it deflated the... CATHY ALEXANDER We played well for the most part. We had a couple of lapses that ultimately cost us. DUSTY AUXIER We have some guys who understand what it takes. We've played in some tough games as a basketball tea... COREY GADSON I told them this is the worst part about the job. Cuts are tough, but nothing compares to the last g... JEFF HODSON We played well for the most part tonight. But we lost some of our focus late and let them get back i... ANTYRIO RAIMER (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes... JEAN SASSON It was a good road win. I was proud of the way we played. I know we've got to get better, but we als... BUBBA SCHWEIGERT We came out with lots of energy. Everybody played well and it was tough for Reed-Custer to get good ... DOUG EVANS Each of us views life through a different lens. What we think is colored by the baggage we carry, an... LAURIE BUCHANAN, PHD It was really a game of spurts tonight. We played well at times and had some rough spots. DARREN MATHEWS That's a good team and to get a win against them, mentally it helps you out for when you meet them i... ANDREW BOZOIAN The bottom fell out. Every time we've played them, that's what has happened. We just couldn't get ov... BARBARA BURGESS We played them hard and played them well. We just ran out of gas. DEVARIO HUDSON It was a game of spurts. We had a couple of good spurts and they had a couple of good ones. I'm just... JAMES GAMBLE This was huge for us, beating them in their gym after they've beaten us the last couple of years. Th... JOE ALLEVA A lot of (points) were out of transition. The girls were just very aggressive defensively in the sec... PETER ARNOLD They made it very difficult for us in terms of trying to figure out a way to slow them down a bit. T... CARYN MACKENZIE That helped them build a lead, which helped them the rest of the game. Even though we stopped them l... GRAY EKLUND We didn't really get after it like I was expecting. Neither one of them wanted to do anything in the... TODD HINEGARDNER It was a very difficult game on a very sloppy field. They have a couple of tough defenders, and we h... BILL RICH We just couldn't get over the hump in the second half. We played hard. We played tough. We made some... SAMUEL WEST Everyone played pretty well. It's really tough because we've never really played a team twice in one... DIANNE MATIAS I though we used our depth tonight and everyone played tough defensively. We made it tough for them ... GINA JOHNSON We just lost our intensity. The whole game, we played great defense, trying to slow them down and ke... LUTHER HEAD We worked really hard with the doubles this year and we played better, we just couldn't get over the... JIM COOK The unfortunate thing is that, sometimes, we slip, but, fortunately, consciously or unconsciously, w... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH We were in (a second-place) game last year, but we lost to a tough Post Falls Christian team. We hav... BRUCE BAILEY The part that's been frustrating for me is how we get to .500, we start to get over that hump and th... COREY KOSKIE We played well. We knew that it would be close because we played them in county and lost by the same... KATHY MOORE It felt so good to beat them. We played really well, but it wasn't our best game. BRITTANY JANZ We really did not say much to the kids at the half. The onus is on them to fix their mistakes; we ju... CHRIS LABATTE We couldn't quite get over the hump. We made a few runs at them in the third and at the end of the g... DON HOFFMAN We had a couple of wins over some good teams in the tournament, and we played toe-to-toe with anothe... DAVE HOLT We knew this team was tough because the last time we played them, we were tied at halftime it was re... BETH GILGENBACH They just came out shooting really well. In the first quarter, we just didn't have an answer for the... ALANA ERICKSON We figured they were going to try to hold for the last shot, but we didn't want them to get anything... DAVE WOJCIECHOWSKI It's been real frustrating. The kids played their hearts out tonight. We've done this for the most p... DENNIS HOPKINS Time determines the occurrence of possibilities and impossibilities, but God determines the time for... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I don't define lust as anything evil or nasty. Lust as defined by me, is the feeling of desire: a de... C. JOYBELL C. I was pleased that we came out ready to play. We played well together and played with a lot of inten... CHAD ALLEN Even though we've only been playing for a couple of weeks and we lost to the U.S. 3-2, we played the... FRANCISCO PALENCIA It was tough game for us. We had to eke out a win. They played us really well. DAVID BLOUIN 35. God is entitled to a portion of our income—not because He needs it but because we need to give... JAMES C. DOBSON This was a tough year; obviously, this is not what we wanted. We came out and played really well in ... LINDSAY THOMAS We weren't a part of that. We were gone even before he played the final game. But it would be good t... HEATHER STRONG What I liked about our kids is we came out and we played with courage. That's really all you can ask... HOWARD WHITE We played well in spurts. We also played a lot more aggressive at both ends. (However) we couldn't g... JACKIE PARSLEY They're a great team. We played them well in spurts, but they have all kinds of weapons. TIM PETERS Customers were demanding it. We pounded our heads for several years trying to figure out a way to pr... JOE PINKERTON I don't think [the loss] is devastating. It's a tough loss but I think we played hard. For the most ... CHRIS DEVINE We're a little up and down. More up than down. We had a couple of negative runs where we didn't do w... ERIK ZAIDEL We did not box out well late in the game and we made a few other little mistakes. Other than that, I... DAN GANDIN We played real tough tonight and have over the past few games. It just seems we can't get over that ... GINA CASTELLI Most of us think we're too busy or too important to rest for a day. CRAIG GROESCHEL We played well for our first game. We're still trying to move them around and get them comfortable w... MATT ANDERSON It was a really fast paced game against the best team in the conference. I thought we played with th... JOE CARLSON We just got through a tough part of our schedule as far as the teams we played and the amount of gam... DEANNA MINUTO They played much better than they did last time they played us. We dominated them most of the match,... ERIK NELSON We played very well at the weekend and when we do it is hard for teams to beat us because we have a ... FRANK LAMPARD We played all the kids and they all played well. We didn't try to run it up, we tried to get everyon... LEN LAVIN I recognize we haven't played the toughest part of our schedule yet, but we've played hard and we've... DEAN WASHINGTON The last time we played them we beat them, but they were without a middle hitter. Right now we're ju... JODI MANORE I think we played hard. We didn't come out with the points. When you play D.C. you know it is going ... FERNANDO CLAVIJO We played a good game the first time. Today, we played the same way and we beat them. GUILLERMO SARLO I was happy for all of them, especially Chelsea. She really played well, and this was a nice way for... BILLY PEEK Our players played with a lot of heart and desire. I really felt our team depth played a big part in... BILL RAMSAY I think we handled their pressure really well. The girls played hard, played smart and for the most ... MIKE ALLISON It's really big for us because we came off a couple of losses. We really needed it trying to get bac... KREI MEIER It worked out good for us, because we played at their gym first, and then at ours. (Kamehameha) had ... GLENN TAKARA Marquette-Louisville has always been that way. We have played each other tough and battled. We had t... RICK PITINO We're just trying to play the best hockey we can and go out there and get the job done. We played we... DANIELLE GOYETTE It was the best game we've played in a couple of weeks. We played good defense and went back to the ... GARY GALLOWAY The fact that we played them last year and beat them by three, I'm sure that's an incentive for them... JOSH MEEKER We just dug ourselves a hole and had to fight back all game. And it was tough to dig out of that hol... CURTIS HINES Usually you take a penalty because you're a little bit tired or lazy and you're out of position. Ron... SCOTT THORNTON In spurts we played well. But overall we have to play a lot better if we're going to win Friday (aga... DERRICK DELTON In the [NCAA] tournament every year, we've been the underdog and we came in and played [teams] tough... BEN JACOBSON It has to be a balance for us. Kobe is a special player, but there is no way that he can shoulder th... CHRIS MIHM To have the cognitive abilities to do research and development is vital to a forever expanding world... GARY F EVANS... I thought we played well. I thought there were times when we could put it out of reach, but we let t... ANDY JADOS They were really athletic. It was tough to move the ball on them. We really played well in the first... DUSTIN BAINTER We did this last year, though. We beat these girls here last year, so we've got to do it again at th... BRIAN DOYON We played real well. We are just trying to get ready for the playoffs and working on a few things. DAVE MORSE It's huge. The last time we played them, we had a rough weekend. After the past few weeks of practic... MAGGIE HANNON They really showed a lot of character. We're happy with the way we finished. We had a nice run at th... MATT FURJANIC We're not treating this match any differently than any other match we've played this year. We just n... MANUEL DIAZ We didn't fight real hard for part of the second and things snowballed. They got some quick transiti... DOUG GRIFFIN I've been trying to figure out for at least the last 10 years how to force myself into something mor... RICHARD FOREMAN We did a really good job of getting in the passing the lanes and anticipating. The last time we play... WENDY ANAE The king may rule the kingdom, but it's the queen who moves the board. D.M. TIMNEY Theo played gutsy, Marcum, too, all of them played good. I'm just happy we got out of this with a wi... FRED SIMON Name the fears that are holding you back. It's the equivalent of flooding the boogeyman with light. GINA GREENLEE It was a hard-fought game. Certainly, we played well in spurts and not well at times. MARK FOX I thought it was a good match. We played well and it is good preparation for our conference matches ... DAVE BORELLI
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DAVE FOREMAN Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see wit... DAVE BARRY We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but ... DAVE BARRY We are not meant to know everything, Mae. Did you ever think that perhaps our minds are delicately c... DAVE EGGERS You sit at a desk twelve hours a day and you have nothing to show for it except some numbers that wo... DAVE EGGERS It’s not that I’m not social. I’m social enough. But the tools you guys create actually manufa... DAVE EGGERS Even in a country like the USA where fitness has become an obsession, most people exercising do not ... DAVE WILSON Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, usi... DAVE BARRY We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this i... DAVE BARRY Life's real failure is when you do not realize how close you were to success when you gave up. DAVE CHECKETT You can't choose what you're famous for in life. DAVE KELLETT The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dic... DAVE KELLETT A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple lea... DAVE MEURER Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris... DAVE BARRY The future is no place to place your better days. DAVE MATTHEWS Nothing can do what a book can do. Lifts you out of your life... to a whole new world, whole new per... DAVE KELLETT I was trying to make the web more civil. I was trying to make it more elegant. I got rid of anonymit... DAVE EGGERS Gang violence in America is not a sudden problem. It has been a part of urban life for years, offeri... DAVE REICHERT It's all very boring to say that we get along great and all that and sometimes we mock up come a... DAVE EDMUNDS To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. DAVE BARRY American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, includi... DAVE BARRY Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television witho... DAVE BARRY In terms of personalities - I don't care about the personalities, I want leadership that's i... DAVE BRAT I became a war hero before going on to critical acclaim as a professional victim. DAVE PELZER Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects. DAVE BARRY When you please others in hopes of being accepted, you lose you self-worth in the process. DAVE PELZER Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who re... DAVE BARRY I work 338 days a year, 16 hours a day. DAVE PELZER At a family's most difficult time, I want to make sure at a minimum that they have the very basi... DAVE REICHERT