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JASPER FFORDE Because the stuff that they feed kids now, they'll have a bunch of idiots in the next millennium...
BILLY HIGGINS There was a lot more freedom from a design standpoint, which you can't do anymore in this country, ....
DAN GURNEY And if you can’t shape your life the way you want, at least try as much as you can not to degrade ...
CONSTANTINOS P. CAVAFIS This is too much reality for a Friday.
AS GOOD AS IT GETS These people need to come out of the shadows and start living a life that they deserve as contributo...
MARIA JUEGA As far as I can tell 15 pages with quotes, it's a lot of...
DEYTH BANGER Only fools wait, and only tools bait.
CRE There are approximately two trillion cells in the human body. You are never alone, there are always ...
DWIGHT W. HAYES In Cloud computing the difference between a dark cloud and a cloud with a silver lining, is the part...
RAJAT MOHAN Cluelessness - There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.
LARRY KERSTEN We have a history in country music of writing about the darker side of things - maybe not as much in...
CHRIS STAPLETON There are a lot of intelligent fools, but no wise idiots.
LANDON J. FOSSUM You've got a lot of guys who are playing just as well as I am and deserve it.
CARMELO ANTHONY There will always be fools in this world, the key, as an honorable man, is to do as much good as you...
MICHAEL RAYSH Outside of traffic, there is nothing that has held this country back as much as committees.
WILL ROGERS As far as my favorite sites, I do a lot of mundane stuff on line because I travel so much.
BRUCE CAMPBELL We have a lot of respect for Florida. They are one of the top teams in the country. In fact, they we...
BILLY CHADWICK A lot of teenagers write to me and say "I want to write a book. I want to get published." And those ...
MAUREEN JOHNSON He definitely doesn't get as much recognition as I think he should. I go against some of the best of...
BRENNAN SCHMIDT If you are as happy, my dear sir, on entering this house as I am in leaving it and returning home, y...
JAMES BUCHANAN The Canadians are phenomenal sliders. They have a lot of experience. They took to this track very we...
ERIC BERNOTAS You yourself as much as anybody in the entire universe deserve love and affection.
MAHATMA GANDHI Ladies wear a lot of hats and they deserve this.
ELIZABETH JENNINGS This England attack doesn't hurt as many batsmen as we used to, but they are hostile and they deserv...
ANDY ROBERTS We are acting as facilitators, as mediators, as brokers if you will. We are helping them bring this ...
AHMAD FAWZI They have a lot to do if this man is guilty. ... Janet Chandler didn't deserve to die.
DAVID SCHOCK When you are on your purpose, your preoccupation isn't what you don't have yet. You've already drunk...
ASSEGID HABTEWOLD You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection
SHARON SALZBERG You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.
BUDDHA You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.
BUDDHA You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.
BUDDHA Not as much as we used to. There's a lot of butter in there.
LEANNE MROCK Death is not scary enough and not so sweet life of the human foot leaves gentility.
IMAM ALI (AS) My folks are in Jersey. And I have a lot of friends and other family there. So, I try to visit as mu...
KAL PENN There's a pretty good representation of all parties that need to be involved. As well as landowners,...
BOB ALDRICH Even Lot might have been mistaken. But that’s what he promised ‘em – his virgin daughters, you...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN I feel like there is just as much violent programming in other countries and there is not the same i...
SARA GILBERT Real government is about looking beyond the vested to the national interest, setting up the necessar...
GLORIA MACAPAGAL ARROYO I'm all in favor of the democratic principle that one idiot is as good as one genius, but I draw the...
LEO SZILARD I defended this country as a young man, and I will defend it as president.
JOHN KERRY This is a critical moment. There is a lot of opposition to continuing the reforms as they are today.
HE WEIFANG They impress me as much as any team I have seen in this league. We made a lot of mistakes, but most ...
BOB KNIGHT Even the dumber parts of our government are not run by idiots. These are ordinary people like us, do...
P. J. O'ROURKE Tastes are varied, man, so much in this music world. Look, I adore the bands that I adore. On the fl...
PHIL ANSELMO Would you want you as a friend?
PETER STROPLE It should not be surprised by seeing in our weird world that the people for enjoying own bread can a...
ANUJ SOMANY Everyone out there is using you for their entertainment and what you mostly need is to be entertainm...
SUPERNA BATHEJA I wouldn't trust any man as far as you can throw a piano.
ETHEL MERMAN I was surprised that I did as well as I did, but I'm hoping to do better in the next election. I did...
KATHY PASTRYK In all honesty I hope they're in because if they're not we're probably not. They've beaten us two ou...
RANDY LAMBERT You end up going to school plays quite a bit as a parent, there are a lot of kids who are doing the ...
TOM STOPPARD This country isn't a melting pot. Think of this country as a stir fry. That's what this country shou...
JANE ELLIOTT I doubt if the average Englishman felt himself as much oppressed by Charles I as by the plague; or i...
MARK SULLIVAN We must fight as a race for everything that makes for a better country and a better world. We are dr...
RALPH BUNCHE Whilst in Prussia poets only speak of the love of country as one of the dearest of all human affecti...
KARL PHILIPP MORITZ For years, I looked to Bruce Lee as a mentor as being a Chinese and Asian man living in this country...
DONNIE YEN There are white niggers. I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time. I'm going to use that word. We...
ROBERT C. BYRD God does not treat us as our sins deserve, man treats us as our sins deserve.
ROBERT IRVINE There are certainly are not so many men of large fortune in the world as there are of pretty woman t...
JANE AUSTEN First of all the name, and the color purple, I think those two things distinguish the Vikings as muc...
BUD GRANT Texas impressed me as being as good as any team I've seen play in this league. We made a lot of mist...
BOB KNIGHT Quite a wreck as far as I'm concerned. Wonder just how much damage was done. There are a lot of boxe...
GEORGE FRYE I'm real proud of these guys. They wrestled hard through a lot of adversity. I've had as much fun wi...
HERSCHEL SANDLER They are part of the root of what we are as a country, as a nation,
DICK REED You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. -Elizabe...
ELIZABETH KUBLER-ROSS We see so much bad and evil that we forget there could still be good left, somewhere. If you think y...
UFUOMA APOKI I think it does work. The fact that the law is there and injustices can be rectified, I think has a ...
HAROLD H. GREENE They had great defensive pressure. As much as we wanted to cover the three and their shooters, they ...
ALEX SPENCE There are a lot of young players here right now, and these guys are going to eventually learn as the...
JERRY RICE Men, we don't get much, as far as holidays go - Father's Day.
DMX But there certainly are not so many men of large fortune in the world as there are pretty women to d...
JANE AUSTEN As far as I'm concerned, I want to remain the mean little man I always was.
JACK LEVINE Einstein’s remark on the limitlessness of human stupidity is made even more disturbing by the disc...
BAUVARD We didn't do as well as we've done this year, but it was just really great to be there, ... There's ...
PAT RILEY [Southern California] have a very strong team, a lot of history. They were national champions a few ...
GEORGE HUSACK In the end, I think you really only get as far as you're allowed to get.
GAYLE GARDNER I'm awfully proud to coach these guys. They dropped a lot of hours and a lot of sweat, and they dese...
JIM LES A lot of things I am, and a lot of things I am not. But I think I'm about as good an American as...
JIMMY DEAN ...There are too many idiots in this world. And having said it, I have the burden of proving it.
FRANTZ FANON This transaction brings ATI two important elements -- presence in a country that is emerging as the ...
DAVE ORTON They end up competing with some of the other arts groups, certainly with funding, that's a big issue...
DANE POLLEI We are striving, as much as we possibly can, to assist young drivers in advancing to the next level....
ERIC BACHELART I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of ...
JOHNNY DEPP I sat there wistfully wishing that this country could be as united ... and as brave in fighting the ...
DEBORAH BURLINGAME The next moment is as much beyond our grasp, and as much in God's care, as that a hundred years away...
C.S. LEWIS This country isn't a melting pot. Think of this country as a stir fry. That's what this coun...
JANE ELLIOTT I think the season is done. I don't see how this can be resolved next September. Their strategy is t...
VINCENT DAMPHOUSSE Some of the bravest guys in combat situations, are also the most fragile when they get back out, ......
JOHN BLACK It's a sad thing to see, because as far as I know, this man Gavo had done nothing to deserve being s...
TéA OBREHT The black community sees itself as one group, and they are all experiencing the same experiences as ...
ANDREA NAVEDO This might be too much like half-forgotten schoolwork for comfort and, as in all first episodes, the...
CHRISTOPHER HOWSE The creatures of Earth deserve something a lot better than Man.
RICHARD LYLES They are very puzzled as to what the American administration is doing. They have absolutely no trust...
GRAHAM NASH Typically, our prices are higher. But the effects of the hurricane were much more extreme in other p...
SEAN COMEY We use the Whitman Massacre as a representation for a lot of the struggles between the incoming sett...
ROBERT OWENS I was ecstatic when they re-named "French fries" as "freedom fries." Grown men and women in position...
JOHNNY DEPP There is as much difference between the counsel that a friend giveth, and that a man giveth himself,...
FRANCIS BACON Boys are idiots.

Girls are idiots, too, of course, but boys are a special kind of idiot.<...
JOSH LIEB What most people don't seem to realize is that there is just as much money to be made out of the...
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JASPER FFORDE Yes, and imagine a world where there were no hypothetical situations.
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JASPER FFORDE Strive for the Long Now
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And the jour...
JASPER FFORDE If you even think about asking Harry Potter for an autograph, your day ends right now.
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JASPER FFORDE It's simple. If you go to see 'Saturday Night Fever' expecting it to be good, it's a corker. However...
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JASPER FFORDE Reality TV was to me the worst form of entertainment--the modern equivalent of paying sixpence to wa...
JASPER FFORDE Dead. Never been that before. Not even once.
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JASPER FFORDE Ill-fitting grammar are like ill-fitting shoes. You can get used to it for a bit, but then one day y...
JASPER FFORDE There is no point in expending good money on the pursuit of an engine that can power aircraft withou...
JASPER FFORDE If you even *need* a government, added Stig, "you are a life-form flawed beyond redemption.
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At the end of the first round, I wil...
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JASPER FFORDE Take no heed of her.... She reads a lot of books.
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JASPER FFORDE I'll tell you what love is" I said, "It is blind devotion, unquestioning self humiliation, utter sub...
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JASPER FFORDE I'm not of the opinion that the next logical step for a book is for it to be made into a film.
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JASPER FFORDE I still feel threatened by academics, but my books have a lot of academic in-jokes and everybody ass...
JASPER FFORDE When I was about 10 or 11, I realised that people made movies; until then, I had thought they just h...
JASPER FFORDE If you give children the freedom to do very little, quite a lot will do very little.
JASPER FFORDE The fun one can have writing books about books is limitless, to be honest.
JASPER FFORDE Agents and publishers only want one thing - good writing.
JASPER FFORDE It took me ten years and seven books to bag an agent - it took me that long to start writing good.
JASPER FFORDE I just write books, and I do it without any notion of what I should do or shouldn't do.
JASPER FFORDE I hope that in my books there's an undertone of politics, basic tenets of how we should live.
JASPER FFORDE Speak to any editor and ask them what they turned down, and they'll have long lists of books.
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JASPER FFORDE People who read my books have an open mind when it comes to new, bizarre, interesting and exciting i...
JASPER FFORDE Perhaps fantasy offers imaginative escapism more than other genres.
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JASPER FFORDE The sky was like ebony and the only illumination was the harsh white light of the central streetlamp...
JASPER FFORDE I have a very varied taste in music. Everything from rap to classical to Latino to Rat Pack to jazz.
JASPER FFORDE …Negligible Senescence…
JASPER FFORDE Another one of your quippy japes?
JASPER FFORDE Sometimes I wonder if the human race isn't collectively as mad as a sack of door knobs.
JASPER FFORDE Religion isn't the cause of wars, it's the excuse.
JASPER FFORDE The government was to raise the duty on cheese to 83 percent, an unpopular move that would doubtless...
JASPER FFORDE There are two schools of thought about the resilience of time. The first is that time is highly vola...
JASPER FFORDE To each our own Hamlet.
JASPER FFORDE There's something rotten in the state of Denmark, and Hamlet says...it's payback time!
JASPER FFORDE The best lies to tell," said Jane, "are the ones people want to believe.
JASPER FFORDE You want me to spy on a National Colour operative?'
'Wow,' she said, 'you got it. I thought I w...
JASPER FFORDE The best plans are always the simplest.
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JASPER FFORDE But the truth inevitably found me, as important truths often do, like a lost thought in need of a mi...
JASPER FFORDE There is no problem on earth that can't be ameliorated by a hot bath and a cup of tea.
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JASPER FFORDE He set fire to some potatoes, then cooked some undelivered post in the embers." - Dad
"Did he n...
JASPER FFORDE Marriage is an honorable estate and should not be used simply as an excuse for legal intercourse.
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JASPER FFORDE I've managed to bring the backlog down to a mere sixty-eight years," she announced with some small s...
JASPER FFORDE Love isn't sensible, Red. I think that's the point.
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JASPER FFORDE Defiance through compliance.
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JASPER FFORDE Were you listening to a word I said '
'I kind of switched off when you drew breath.
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JASPER FFORDE You many have noticed I have a temper ... but when I calmed down, I realized that this world, blight...
JASPER FFORDE Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon.
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JASPER FFORDE I was on HPD--Heathcliff Protection Duty--in Wuthering Heights for two years, and believe me, the Pr...
JASPER FFORDE Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just ... well, differently moraled, that's ...
JASPER FFORDE Comedy was one of those genres that while appearing quite jolly was actually highly dangerous.
JASPER FFORDE If you expect me to believe that a lawyer wrote A Midsummer Night's Dream, I must be dafter t...
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JASPER FFORDE This must have been how it all began with Chymes,” sighed Jack. “A small
omission on one ca...
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JASPER FFORDE I loved him, officer. More than any woman ever loved an egg.
JASPER FFORDE You speak baby gibberish?' asked Jack.
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JASPER FFORDE So you're going to have to ask yourselves on simple question: Which one of us is speaking now?
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JASPER CARROTT My experience of life is that it's very fragmented; certain kinds of things happen, and in anoth...
JASPER JOHNS Intention involves such a small fragment of our consciousness and of our mind and of our life.
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ED JASPER Am i on some distant battle field you say? No, I am but in my own mind and dreams replaying the batt...
JASPER WILKERSON Ringo isn't the best drummer in the world. He isn't even the best drummer in the Beatles.
JASPER CARROTT I tend to like things that already exist.
JASPER JOHNS The whole debate on what food is best for us is complex, ongoing and often controlled by vested inte...
JASPER CARROTT When you're playing every snap, the problem is you can't give 110 percent on every play.
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ED JASPER We need people. We got money. We don't have people.
ED JASPER [Gosh can one guy, I mean, only one, change a team so completely? Evidently he can. Yeah, I could qu...
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ED JASPER It's a shame the way that game turned out because Tommy deserves more recognition than he's going to...
ED JASPER My real name is Bob Davis, but for some reason, I got the name Jasper while playing football at the ...
JASPER CARROTT As one gets older one sees many more paths that could be taken. Artists sense within their own work ...
JASPER JOHNS My Gullah grandfather is bringing a bag of dust to a vampire war. I feel better.
ELLE JASPER To do a drawing for a painting most often means doing something very sketchy and schematic and then ...
JASPER JOHNS Mine,” he whispered against my mouth. He kissed me again. “You are mine.”
In the ...
ELLE JASPER If Nelson keeps working at things and keeps believing in himself, he can go a long way.
JASPER WILLIAMS That's the only negative about this. These kids have been working hard all year for a win like this....
JASPER WILLIAMS This was a big win for us. We stepped up and played with a lot of energy tonight. We made some turno...
JASPER WILLIAMS The biggest thing is that we out rebounded them. We did a pretty good job on the boards. We pressure...
JASPER WILLIAMS I was just listening to my coach. He told me to quit thinking about my shot and just shoot it n let ...
JASPER WILLIAMS We didn't execute down the stretch. We didn't rebound during key possessions and that cost us the ga...
JASPER WILLIAMS This is definitely a step for Yahoo, and a step for the industry.
JASPER MALCOLMSON Industry-best prices will actually show up in Yahoo search results. We have created a search engine ...
JASPER MALCOLMSON I had a good year, but those guys had good years, too. It could have gone to any of us. I know it wa...
JASPER JOHNSON We're trying to do something that no other team at the school has done. We have a nice run going. We...
JASPER JOHNSON I have no reason to feel bitter or think about anything in the past. This is the best place I can be...
JASPER JOHNSON I felt comfortable around the guys. I felt it would be a good place for me. ... I respect Coach Rive...
JASPER JOHNSON The competition is better than I thought it'd be. And I'm glad of it. I just like to play, and when ...
JASPER JOHNSON Ideas either come or they don't come.
JASPER JOHNS We have a lot of good players returning from last year and our recruiting class is excellent. I will...
JASPER EDWARDS I really admire Rickey Bustle because he kept us up when everybody's head was down. He came in and s...
JASPER EDWARDS I wasn't there for spring drills last year, and they had me working out at wide receiver. During the...
JASPER EDWARDS At football practices the coaches and the players are really into it. The coaches are very hands-on ...
JASPER EDWARDS It's part of a pattern at the Post where they're gradually been getting rid of all the people who wr...
JASPER BECKER It's been successfully cheating its way with its nuclear program for something like 20 years, so I t...
JASPER BECKER [Details of that extravagance are drawn from Kim's former lackeys.] For all the immense privileges e...
JASPER BECKER