At the deepest level, there is no giver, no gift, and no recipient... only the universe rearranging itself.
Jon Kabat-Zinn
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There is no thing known as bad luck. There is luck, or no luck at all.
JEFFREY FRY Elvis 30 No. 1 Hits
NO DOUBT It must be an odd person indeed that can say for certain they are normal.
INITIALLY NO Take this drink as a token of
my disrepute and spin that hay tonight and tomorrow it will be sh...
INITIALLY NO Take this drink as a token of my disrepute and spin that hay tonight and tomorrow it will be shining...
INITIALLY NO It's nice to finish with a great shot like that. It was a nice way to finish up. It looked pretty go...
DONALD NO I was struggling on the greens (early on the back nine) and had lost a little bit of confidence and ...
DONALD NO They tell me to be quiet
When I’d rather cause a riot
And have everyone screaming
O...
INITIALLY NO We had no doubt that they were guilty.
JUROR NO We did the right thing for Mary. It was not an easy decision, and it was not unanimous at first.
JUROR NO Before, I said I could be fair, but I don't think I can.
JUROR NO We actually challenged one another in the deliberation room. We challenged the issues, and we came t...
JUROR NO I saw two birds having dangerously kinky sex on the main road, while several cars ran above them jus...
INITIALLY NO You find peace not by rearranging the circumstances of your life, but by realizing who you are at th...
ECKHART TOLLE I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES Life is the everlasting gobstopper with its complications of the starter being birth, the main cours...
GARY F EVANS... In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the universe.
AL GOLDSTEIN [Williams] had a great fourth quarter. He made second-team All-County and All-TCL [but] there is no ...
JAY AIRHART There is no adversity that cannot bear a gift and no gift that cannot bring adversity.
MOLLIE MARTI If you need something inspirational, just point up to the top of your vision.
MAZ NO PARADISE Sad but inspirational
MAZ NO PARADISE We face a new world everyday, try to understand them
and love them more than our yesterday.
MAZ NO PARADISE Believe me, Dream is better than Hope
but both Combined is the best.
MAZ NO PARADISE Miracle is not so far away but easy to fade away.
MAZ NO PARADISE Recognize every time before doing anything
that you always do a miracle.
MAZ NO PARADISE Sometime if you look up in the sky.
There is a path of your destiny.
MAZ NO PARADISE There is no paradise for you or me.
MAZ NO PARADISE How much does he lack himself, he who must have many things?
SEN NO RIKYū How much does he lack himself who must have many things?
SEN NO RIKYū Prices are rising, but not fast enough to prompt the central bank to raise interest rates. Inflation...
IM NO JUNG I expect consumer spending to continue to improve. The central bank is likely to raise interest rate...
IM NO JUNG The negative impact of high international oil prices was big in August. We can still expect a recove...
IM NO JUNG Just a moment ago, I was thinking of postponing my dream for tomorrow, but I decided to take a look ...
PHILIP T. M. But beginners to the World Economics Forum have to understand there is no single Davos experience, a...
EVAN DAVIS The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no des...
RICHARD DAWKINS The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no des...
CHARLES DARWIN No is the opposite of yes. Yes is the opposite of no. Nothing is the opposite of nothing. There is o...
EPHDAN Kindness is never wasted. If it has no effect on the recipient, at least it benefits the bestower.
S. H. SIMMONS Whatever universe a professor believes in must at any rate be a universe that lends itself to length...
WILLIAM JAMES If there is no love, how can there be passion or reason?
DEBASISH MRIDHA When a gift is difficult to give away, it becomes even more rare and precious, somehow gathering a p...
CATE BLANCHETT Now isn´t the time to change yourself to fit into the world... you should be changing the world to ...
ALEXANDRA BRACKEN There are times when the world is rearranging itself, and at times like that, the right words can ch...
ORSON SCOTT CARD The universal law of generosity ensures both the giver and recipient profit.
STEVE MARABOLI Change is permanent and constant. Existence is ephemeral. If existence has age then there will be no...
VARMA Every game is different, and there is no easy game at international level.
DELE ALLI "If there is no God, then man and the universe are doomed. Like prisoners condemned to death, we ...
WILLIAM LANE CRAIG There is no chance, and no anarchy, in the universe. All is system and gradation. Every god is there...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON I believe the simplest explanation is, there is no God. No one created the universe and no one direc...
STEPHEN HAWKING The role played by time at the beginning of the universe is, I believe, the final key to removing th...
STEPHEN HAWKING Behind him,across vast distances of space and time, from the place he had left, he thought he heard ...
LOIS LOWRY True human goodness, in all its purity and freedom, can come to the fore only when its recipient has...
MILAN KUNDERA You are a gift to the universe, but a package is only valuable if it allows itself to be unwrapped.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO Look at us! Are we not proof that there is no good, no evil, no truth, no reason? Are we not proof t...
GRANT MORRISON The Taylor Regional Hospital Trauma Program is one of only three trauma centers in Kentucky and the ...
CAROL WRIGHT When I wrote 'The Giver,' it contained no so-called 'bad words.' It was set, after a...
LOIS LOWRY There is no such thing as luck. There is only adequate or inadequate preparation to cope with a stat...
ROBERT HEINLEIN There is no such thing as luck. There is only adequate or inadequate preparation to cope with a stat...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN When people ask me if a god created the universe, I tell them that the question itself makes no sens...
STEPHEN HAWKING Philip doesn't let go, his eyes glinting with rage. "We're gonna survive this thing,and we're gonna ...
ROBERT KIRKMAN Enjoy it, learn from it and more than anything, never take your health for granted. Don’t just sei...
CALVIN WADE Good sense which only is the gift of Heaven,
And though no science, fairly worth the seven.
ALEXANDER POPE There is no new knowledge, it already exists in the universe.
STEPHEN RICHARDS MUSIC OF THE UNIVERSE
Without the orchestra of the universe,
There would be no ether...
SUZY KASSEM Respect the gift and the giver.
AMERICAN INDIAN PROVERB There are no good or evil people. There is only a great, unfathomable mob trampling itself underfoot...
TADEUSZ KONWICKI There are no walls at the edge of this universe...absence of gravity is the limit of space existence...
TOBA BETA There is no Jesus without Judas, no Martin Luther King, Jr., without the Klan; no Ali without Joe Fr...
CHRIS CRUTCHER No one can give anyone else the gift of the idyll; only an animal can do so, because only animals we...
MILAN KUNDERA Tell your story to the universe and Let your actions speak LOVE.' No matter what it is.
NAPZ CHERUB PELLAZO Everyone is making the choice that satisfies them the most at that moment. There is no good and ther...
KIAN NIKZAD Everything you've learned in school as obvious becomes less and less obvious as you begin to study t...
RICHARD BUCKMINSTER FULLER Everything you've learned in school as "obvious" becomes less and less obvious as you begin to study...
R. BUCKMINSTER FULLER In the magical universe there are no coincidences and there are no accidents. Nothing happens unless...
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Don't you remember anything?! There is no 'devil.' There is no 'hell.' There is only Unrest. There i...
LEANNA RENEE HIEBER There are no walls at the edge of this universe...
absence of gravity is the limit of space exi...
TOBA BETA No, no, no, no. The only way she's going to play me is to get in there and do it.
JACKIE KALLEN There is no end. There is no beginning. There is only the passion of life.
FEDERICO FELLINI There is no justice in love, no proportion in it, and there need not be, because in any specific ins...
MARILYNNE ROBINSON Mental toughness is crucial at the higher level at which they are going to be playing and there is n...
GUS LOGIE When God loves a creature he wants the creature to know the highest happiness and the deepest misery...
THORNTON WILDER There are no extra pieces in the universe. Everyone is here because he or she has a place to fill, a...
DEEPAK CHOPRA there is no best and no worst, ...those judgments have no real meaning because there is only what is
JOHN GREEN There is no end. There is no beginning. There is only the infinite passion of life.
FEDERICO FELLINI There is no end. There is no beginning. There is only the
infinite passion of life.
FREDERICO FELLINI There is no end. There is no beginning. There is only the infinite passion of life.
FEDERICO FELLINI There is no a real beauty, only a beauty. There is no a fake beauty only the ugly.
EPHDAN I can't do anything about the water at the No. 3 tee, ... It's because the water level at the creek ...
WILLIAM MITCHELL Hakuna mimi katika umoja. Kuna sisi.
ENOCK MAREGESI There are commercial copy services [that] know how to make money on 6 cents a page. No wonder New Je...
ELIZABETH MASON We can afford no liberties with liberty itself.
ROBERT H. JACKSON This sentence contradicts itself - no actually it doesn't.
DOUGLAS HOFSTADTER No injustice ever takes place in this universe. Whatsoever happens is always just and right, for the...
OSHO At the narrow passage, there is no brother and no friend.
BEDOUIN PROVERBS At the narrow passage there is no brother and no friend
ARABIAN PROVERB Because of the harshness of words like 'hostile' and 'abusive,' we have no choice but to pursue our ...
CHARLES KUPCHELLA And time itself? Time was a never-ending medium that stretched into the future and the past - except...
CLIFFORD D. SIMAK Even in our deep ocean, there are ecosystems at work with no light whatsoever down in the deepest po...
ALAN STERN There is no greater love than this. There is no greater gift that can ever be given. To be willing t...
STEVEN CURTIS CHAPMAN There is no such thing as chance; and what seem to us merest accident springs from the deepest sourc...
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JON STEWART I can't read lips unless they're touching mine.
JON TROAST GOP strategists hope the revelation of Kerry's wealth might debunk his status as a, quote, man of th...
JON STEWART You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were sw...
JON STEWART James Taylor may be an all-American boy but he isn't Horatio Alger, and the lionizing of many ro...
JON LANDAU Words without deeds is an affront to the principle that guides our Nation and makes a mockery of the...
JON CORZINE Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana...
JON STEWART Some people think we're adrift without any guidelines. I don't. I think we've had instru...
JON VOIGHT I would still rather be in Silicon Alley. I like the West Coast also, but it's sort of fragmente...
JON ORINGER I am a huge admirer of Franklin Roosevelt's, and I believe social security has done untold good ...
JON MEACHAM Among the many problems with taking the Bible literally is it reduces the most mysterious and comple...
JON MEACHAM Goats are the cable talk show panelists of the animal world, ready at a moment's notice to inter...
JON KATZ One wonders whether the Obama re-election campaign may be on the right track as it seeks to apply th...
JON MEACHAM 'Sing It Again Rod' touches all the solo bases since Stewart's departure from the Jeff B...
JON LANDAU I like hearing fiddles, steel guitar, acoustics up loud - really rock & roll stuff but with a co...
JON PARDI If a person is homosexual by nature - that is, if one's sexuality is as intrinsic a part of one&...
JON MEACHAM