Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes.


Chris Farley

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After 27 years, I walked out of my first one a few months ago. Black Sheep with Chris Farley.
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ANDY DICK
I would quite like to do a different accent or play something so different from myself because Olivi...
CHARLOTTE CHURCH
I'm really comfortable at either position. The guard and the center communicate every play. They bas...
WILL MONTGOMERY
Andy felt that basically I wasn't able to help him play his best tennis.
DEAN GOLDFINE
Chris really missed him -- a lot. I played a lot more with him, but it wasn't the same. And I wouldn...
PAUL CHARLES
When I have to play the same role every day, I have the flexibility to play the character in so many...
SIMON BAKER
Coach basically told us to play it one game at a time.
JARRETT SPARKS
Chris thought he was going to play tight end at Auburn, but I told him he would end up on the offens...
BOB NEWTON
First, I wanted to be Chris Farley. When I was growing up, Chris Farley was still on the stages and ...
JAKE JOHNSON
I never want to play the same character twice. I like to do different roles. I have fun with that.
ABIGAIL BRESLIN
[Ask Chris Rock how he discovered the young actor who would play him at age 13 for his new sitcom,] ...
CHRIS ROCK
I was only in one play at Steppenwolf, in the early days.
DOUGLAS WOOD
I don't believe you can get into somebody's character but more that somebody comes in you. Y...
CARICE VAN HOUTEN
I was just the perfect person to play the Mini-Me character.
VERNE TROYER
They just let me play, that's the only thing that's different,
ABRAHAM NUNEZ
I know Chris, I've met him a few times at various functions, he's a very jovial character, he really...
CHRIS TARRANT
I move around and play different golf courses. I just enjoy it.
DARRELL ROYAL
He's not playing tonight. I just ran into him in the hallway and he said he'll be ready at halftime....
BYRON SCOTT
He looked honestly just too cool. He just had way too much swagger to play [Chris].
ALI LEROI
"If cats could talk, they'd sing as Frank Sinatra. If dogs could talk, they'd act as Chris Farley".
ISABEL
I just want to challenge myself and play some different characters.
BRIDGIT MENDLER
I play beside one of the unsung heroes in David Vaughan. It's a privilege to play with him: he i...
CHARLIE ADAM
I still do miss the freedom to play any kind of character I wanted to play.
DAVE FOLEY
To find a man's true character, play golf with him.
P. G. WODEHOUSE
To find a man's true character, play golf with him.
P.G. WODEHOUSE
I loved Old School. I thought Old School was very different than a lot of the comedies that had come...
VINCE VAUGHN
I can play the leading man. I can play the action hero, maybe in just a different way. I look at it ...
VERNE TROYER
Chris Farley, I was a huge fan of his growing up. I would love to do something kind of slapstick and...
JAIMIE ALEXANDER
I can't play a character that I am judging.
RACHELLE LEFEVRE
I'd love to play a gangster but I think people might say I looked a bit too young and cheeky to play...
DOMINIC MONAGHAN
To find a man's true character, play golf with him.
P. G. WODEHOUSE
I love to play different roles. That's just the kind of actor I am.
IDRIS ELBA
Every part I play is just a variant of my own personality. No real character actor, of course, just ...
MICHAEL GAMBON
He was a strange character, to say the least. He was a genius on the piano. Anything you would ask h...
IRMA THOMAS
I can't speak for him, but I did not play well at all.
TIGER WOODS
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TIM ROTH
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DOMINIC MONAGHAN
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SAM CLAFLIN
I wish there was some magic formula. I didn't tell (the players) anything different (at the half) th...
JOE BARCELLOS
They're only one division below us. They are a good ball club. They play very smart, and they're alw...
JOE BARCELLOS
With any character I play, I gravitate to the juxtaposition and humor.
SHAWNEE SMITH
I create a playlist for each and every character that I play.
ADHIR KALYAN
It's tough to be on the bench just basically riding. I just want to get out there and play and help ...
XAVIER LEE
I can't repeat that in the paper. You've got to let him know you can't let him run around like that....
CHRIS NEIL
I was thinking that I was gonna have, like, Jason Kidd or Chris Thomas star in the movie to play me.
BILLY CAMPBELL
I may play the same program from one recital to the next, but I will play it differently, and becaus...
VLADIMIR HOROWITZ
I don't want to subject myself just to one scheme. I think it's just if you can play, you ca...
MALIK JACKSON
Chris' name was the first name mentioned by everyone. That just speaks volumes for how he's respecte...
DON WADDELL
I would only really look to bring him back here if I was going to play him in the first team,
DARIO GRADI
I was a repertory actor, which meant that I did a play every week. I was a different character every...
MICHAEL CAINE
At school, I was the only guy who played baseball. Everyone thought I was a little different. There ...
DAMIAN MOSS
'The Fever' is a one-person play. I decided I would perform it myself, and I decided I would...
WALLACE SHAWN
It's many different emotions in one play.
AARON KRAMER
(Davis) is a character kid, a tough kid. You don't want to over-coach a kid like that. You just let ...
KURT PAULY
I don't think my spirituality has affected my character. I feel like my character is much more cynic...
JASON RITTER
I can catch. I caught a couple of passes this year. I am just looking forward to playing, wherever t...
DOMINI RICH
I don't like to play above or below people's heads. Basically, I just like to get up front of a crow...
ANGUS YOUNG
I apologized to him about the score. I told him that's the only way I could play him. He wouldn't wa...
ARCHIE CARLYLE
I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that...
RICHARD PRYOR
A character I would love to play is Iago, from Othello.
TIM ROTH
I am a professional actress, and that is what I do. I learn about a character, and then I play that ...
ZIYI ZHANG
I thought I was going to play, but I didn't, that's the only reason I dressed (in his uniform). I ju...
DARIUS MILES
I look for a role that hopefully I feel empathy with and that I can understand and love, but also th...
KATHY BATES
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BRIAN TONER
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JULIE ANDREWS
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TONY GWYNN
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CROSBY STYLES
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ABRAHAM NUNEZ
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BRUCE DAVISON
I'm not an actress who can create a character. I play me.
MARY TYLER MOORE
I play the new girlfriend. I don't want to say anything about [my character].
ANNA FARIS
I never thought I'd be right to play a Juliet-like character.
ELLIE KENDRICK
All I ever wanted to do was get a great job on a TV show. When I read 'Modern Family' and st...
ERIC STONESTREET
The only thing I can do is play baseball. I have to play ball. It's the only thing I know.
MICKEY MANTLE
I don't think my spirituality has affected my character. I feel like my character is much more c...
JASON RITTER
I sang for him several times. He always asked me to play this one ...
MARCELINO MARTINEZ GARCIA
I can't really say (one) guy totes us. Different guys step up every night and play well.
ANTHONY HART
There's a character that I play onstage, and I can't let him loose in the supermarket when I...
ALEX KAPRANOS
I never look at how many songs I have or how many girls are there in a movie. If I like my character...
SAMANTHA RUTH PRABHU
I'm not an actress who can create a character. I play me.
MARY TYLER MOORE
I don't wanna play this kind of cartoon character anymore.
BILLY CORGAN
I didn't play perfect, ... But I played the way I was supposed to play to beat him.
CARLOS MOYA
I started writing this feature comedy in New York - a Chris Farley vehicle. The script was decent. W...
DAVID STEINBERG
I don't understand none of that playoff stuff. I just go out and play and, whatever happens, happens...
JAMARIO MOON
I play some fighting games, but mostly I just play sports.
VINCE CARTER
They basically listen to music like I play tennis. I don't really care about it that much.
CHAD GINSBURG
I'm a huge gamer. I play a lot of games, and I play one game until I'm really, really good a...
OSRIC CHAU
I'm worried about him (today) because of that hand. I don't know how much we're going to be able to ...
HERBERT GREENE
Every day, if I could find someone to play with me. If I couldn't find someone to play with me, I wo...
STEPHEN COLBERT
No actor can play a villain if they don't sympathise with him or her - otherwise the character j...
KATIE MCGRATH
I tend to play every color in the Southern rainbow, and the challenge is to make each character diff...
CARRIE PRESTON
He grew up - it's as simply as that. You learn to play, you learn to work, and you earn the right to...
GUY HOLLIDAY
By each book which i Have written... I play different roles...
...

One I was playin...
DEYTH BANGER
What I enjoy most is that every day I get to play a new character.
KARLIE KLOSS
I'd rather go back to waitressing than play a character that I hate.
JULIANNA MARGULIES
I think we all play a little differently, but basically we all want to win.
ARTHUR ELLIS
Anyone would want to play like him, he was completely at a different level as far as mental toughnes...
SACHIN TENDULKAR
I want to consistently play well and win titles. I'm only at the beginning.
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There are a lot of similarities between dancing and wrestling. The costumes are the same, the spande...
CHRIS JERICHO
The point is that when I see a sunset or a waterfall or something, for a split second it's so gr...
CHRIS EVANS
I play Texas Hold'em on my Blackberry. I have amassed a fortune on that. I have almost 30 millio...
CHRIS CORNELL
I am just pitifully nostalgic. I can't help but roll my eyes at myself frequently. I mean, I sti...
CHRIS LOWELL
If you're an American kid, you can't help but be influenced by Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath a...
CHRIS CORNELL
The violence of war is random. It does not make sense. And many of those who struggle with loss also...
CHRIS HEDGES
Just remember,' a Marine Corps lieutenant colonel told me as he strapped his pistol belt under his a...
CHRIS HEDGES
There are always people willing to commit unspeakable human atrocity in exchange for a little power ...
CHRIS HEDGES
I said we are going to balance an $11 billion budget deficit in a $29 billion budget, so by percenta...
CHRIS CHRISTIE
I'm much more starstruck by athletes than I am by actors, and I think I saw Kobe Bryant at a bas...
CHRIS EVANS
I was in the room when Sundar convinced Eric Schmidt that it would be possible to unseat Internet Ex...
CHRIS SACCA
I drew a lot of inspiration from the Ginuwines, the Ushers, the Michael Jacksons, the James Browns, ...
CHRIS BROWN
I think for a lot of people, bowling is sort of a joke. But I love it, and it means a lot to me, so ...
CHRIS HARDWICK
While the liberal media elite depict the bowler as a chubby guy with a comb-over and polyester pants...
CHRIS HARDWICK
Bowling really was a big American sport in the '50s, '60s, and '70s, and then it kind of...
CHRIS HARDWICK
Bowling is all physics and energy distribution. It's F = ma. So it is actually one of the most s...
CHRIS HARDWICK
Some people fast, some people go on a cruise or visit a day spa. I get out in the woods with a rifle...
CHRIS PRATT
I'm also launching a podcast. Because, I mean, the world desperately needs another podcast, am I...
CHRIS SACCA
All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile.
CHRIS HART
After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community co...
CHRIS ROCK
We will never be capable of true relationships with others if we continue to view them as others.
CHRIS MATAKAS
In a pinch, when my leather shoes need a quick shine, I take the inside of a banana peel and rub it ...
CHRIS DIAMANTOPOULOS
What's more unnerving than magnetism, ghosts, and unpurified water? Gadgetmongers who purport to...
CHRIS HARDWICK
I think that the fact that a relationship becomes public is a bit of a bummer. Because it can distra...
CHRIS MARTIN
Funny enough, the person who is most bummed out to hear I won't be back is Mark Cuban. Despite w...
CHRIS SACCA
I'm always calculating what I want to do, who I want to be, what I want to accomplish. I don'...
CHRIS PINE
You get to where you kind of like it, and It's a habit That's hard to break. I still find my...
CHRIS LEDOUX
Film is just a different version of what we did round the campfire when we were Neanderthals. We tel...
CHRIS PINE
China's one-child policy punishes families for having 'out-of-plan' children, resulting ...
CHRIS SMITH
So many things for me are unfortunate in the commercialization of something that is special. It'...
CHRIS CARTER
I think a lot of people in television news look at the cable networks with great envy.
CHRIS WALLACE
That's what keeps me up at three in the morning: Who's looking at reviews of Cabin Boy right...
CHRIS ELLIOTT
My friends tell me that I've calmed down, that I seem more centered. I don't know, I think m...
CHRIS KATTAN
2009 was one of the busiest, most insane, stressful periods in my entire career. I was raising a bun...
CHRIS SACCA