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The pitifulest thing out is a mob; that's what an army is--a mob; they don't fight with courage that's born in them, but with courage that's borrowed from their mass, and from their officers. But a mob without any MAN at the head of it is BENEATH pitifulness.


Mark Twain

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DEYTH BANGER Are we aware of our obligations to a mob? It is the mob that labor in your fields and serve in your ...
LORD (GEORGE GORDON) BYRON The concept of a relationship is fucking idiotic, but thats what makes them normal.
CRAIG DEARING From this amphibious ill-born mob beganThat vain, ill-natured thing, an Englishman.
DANIEL DEFOE Humanity to me is not a mob. A mob is a degeneration of humanity. A mob is humanity going the wrong ...
FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT The City of New York is like an enormous citadel, a modern Carcassonne. Walking between the magnific...
HENRY MILLER A mob is a group of persons with heads but no brains
THOMAS FULLER Thats what a ship is, you know. Its not a keel and a hull and a deck and sails. Thats what a ship ne...
JOHNNY DEPP You don't resign from the Mob. There is no such thing,
HOWARD ABADINSKY Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you...
C. JOYBELL C. A mob is a group of persons with heads but no brains. Thomas Fuller.
THOMAS FULLER A mob is not, as is so often said, mindless. A mob is single-minded.
TEJU COLE Integrity is not everything, but it is the only thing that matters.
JEFFREY FRY A leader, you see, is one of the things that distinguishes a mob from a people. He maintains the lev...
FRANK HERBERT It is a lie.
ARTHUR MILLER A mob's always made up of people, no matter what. Mr. Cunningham was part of a mob last night, but h...
HARPER LEE But thats not love, he thought, thats not what she wants, nor what any of them want, they do not wan...
JAMES JONES I'm fucking the grave, I thought, I'm bringing the dead back to life...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI What makes a regiment of soldiers a more noble object of view than the same mass of mob? Their arms,...
LORD (GEORGE GORDON) BYRON A crowd is an elemental thing. A word, a glance, and a crowd becomes a mob.
LAURELL K. HAMILTON Loners live among the mob, so the mob mistakes us for its own, presuming and assuming. When the mob ...
ANNELI RUFUS It is an easy and vulgar thing to please the mob, and no very arduous task to astonish them
CHARLES CALEB COLTON National armies fight nations, royal armies fight their like, the first obey a mob, always demented ...
J. F. C. FULLER The nose of a mob is its imagination. By this, at any time, it can be quietly led.
EDGAR ALLAN POE We got going and came out really strong in the first half, and thats what we needed to do. But once ...
EVA LANG today is over. thats what it seems but is alright i will see you in my dreams
CHRIS MACHADO The opportunity to decieve others is ever present and often tempting, and each instance of deception...
SAM HARRIS I dont want the kind of love thats in movies, I want my own kind,
LYNDSEY ANN-MARIE SHEPARD Passion is the mob of the man, that commits a riot upon his reason.
WILLIAM PENN Passion is the mob of the man, that commits a riot upon his reason
WILLIAM PENN Many people believe the strip clubs are the last vestiges of mob influence. Some of them have a mob ...
HAL ROTHMAN The educated man pictures a horde of submen, wanting only a day's liberty to loot his house, burn hi...
GEORGE ORWELL Did he (join the fight) because they were Hispanic? No. He did it because his kids were out there an...
BRIAN KREISLER Every man has a mob self and an individual self, in varying proportions.
D. H. LAWRENCE I am against justice … whenever it is carried out by a mob.
MOKOKOMA MOKHONOANA The checks and balances is a way to prevent government from either devolving into an autocratic tyra...
BEAU WILLIMON I believe that this instinct to perpetuate useless work is, at bottom, simply a fear of the mob. The...
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DRU EDMUND KUCHERERA Pickpockets either work alone or in pairs, or what is called a mob.
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DIOGENES The mob is the mother of tyrants
DIOGENES The mob may hiss me, but I congratulate myself while I contemplate my treasures in their hoard.
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JAMES MAY There is no necessity to separate the monarch from the mob; all authority is equally bad.
OSCAR WILDE The best university that can be recommended to a man of ideas is the gauntlet of the mob.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON They say there is other fish in the sea, thats why we masterbait
OMEGA YEMI One of the chief characteristics of a mob is its quickness. It is sudden. It pounces.
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ICE AGE Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE There can be no such thing, in law or in morality, as actions forbidden to an individual, but permit...
AYN RAND It is curious-curious that physical courage should be so common in the world, and moral courage so r...
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LAUREN MYRACLE One isn't necessarily born with courage, but one is born with potential. Without courage, we cannot...
MAYA ANGELOU One isn't necessarily born with courage, but one is born with potential. Without courage, we cannot ...
MAYA ANGELOU The mob has many heads but no brains.
ENGLISH PROVERB The mob has many heads, but no brains
THOMAS FULLER We havent broken it down, ... When we met with (Johnson), thats not what she wanted. We opted not to...
BETH PAYNE I wish people could acheive what they think would bring them happiness in order for them to realize ...
ALANIS MORISETTE Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play.
J.R. RIM The use of mind is more often than heart in many persons' life. Thats the problem they face often an...
ANUJ SOMANY A mob is the scum that rises upmost when the nation boils.
JOHN DRYDEN A mob is the scum that rises utmost when the nation boils
JOHN DRYDEN Thats why my biggest problems were with LL and Run.
KOOL MOE DEE "We all have a call in life... Mine is to be me. No matter how hard, no matter how inconvenient. No ...
NILSA FACCHI-BOLLIER Without music, life is a journey through a desert.
PAT CONROY The only way you can do that decrease taxes, balance the budget, and increase military spending is w...
JOHN B. ANDERSON Nothing is so contemptible as the sentiments of the mob.
SENECA (SENECA THE ELDER) Nothing is so contemptible as the sentiments of the mob.
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LIL TREYCO People are afraid of what exist in the dark and thats only truth
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FELIPE ALOU No use thinking of the past for its gone, don't think of the future because it has to come, think of...
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P. J. O'ROURKE There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-...
P.J. O'ROURKE A mob is the scum that rises up most when the nation boils
JOHN DRYDEN Life is a re-discovery.
BRIAN BLESSED If you think that life is a celebration full of party poppers and merry go rounds it's not it's a ga...
GARY F EVANS... Life Is a Misconception.
DEYTH BANGER Life is a desire!
DEYTH BANGER To trust someone you must firstly remember that it is a two way street that will go all the way if y...
GARY F EVANS... There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN How do you know if something is real? That’s easy. Does it change you? Does it form you? Does it g...
C. JOYBELL C. Maybe thats why they hate us.For reminding them that innocence is just an illusion, we're dark and m...
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TAMMARA WEBBER They talk about the f------ mob; at least we've got principles!
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