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What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
ANON. What goes up must come down.
ISAAC NEWTON Like a gardener I believe what goes down must come up.
LYNWOOD L. GIACOMINI The bond market is collapsing. What goes up must come down.
ANDREW BRENNER What goes up must come down, unless a dragon eats it.
BRIAN RATHBONE What goes up must come down. I think they honestly don't realize bullets have to go somewhere.
BRYAN MILLER What goes down, will come up!
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RICHARD M. NIXON The issue is that the codes were attached to anonymous samples. That's where the system broke down.
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YONG SOO LEE Whatever comes, let it come, what stays let stay, what goes let go.
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TERRI JONES People must realize that the system might make an erroneous report or the warning may come too late.
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