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E. LOCKHART There are four basic food groups, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate tru...
ANON. Ontologically, chocolate raises profoundly disturbing questions: Does not chocolate offer natural re...
DAVID AUGSBURGER Chocolate, chocolate and more chocolate. Need I say more?
JENNIFER RYAN I like all sorts of chocolate. Milk chocolate, dark chocolate, anything.
FREDDIE HIGHMORE Right now, the system is in dire straits. Lake Okeechobee is a chocolate mess. Everybody understands...
BOB CARPENTER My fix is a big piece of chocolate layered cake, my mom's recipe for old-fashioned chocolate cream p...
ANNE BYRN Our milk chocolate is very chocolaty. In fact, we don't call it milk chocolate - we call it milk...
ALAIN DUCASSE I love chocolate chip cookies - really anything with chocolate will do!
LAURA WILKINSON Dove chocolate Easter eggs make good bullets for my chocolate cannon.
MATT MALDRE I love chocolate. Black chocolate with marshmallow inside, caramel inside. If I could only have two ...
SONIA RYKIEL Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is a balanced diet.
UNKNOWN Young's Double Chocolate Stout.
It's the chocolate that you want to drink.
ANTHONY T. HINCKS The 12-step chocolate program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!
TERRY MOORE The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare...neither knew chocolate.
SANDRA BOYNTON What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.
KATHARINE HEPBURN Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no n...
DAVE BARRY Can I come back and see you sometime?"
"Long as you bring me some chocolate," Gramma said, and ...
RACHEL CAINE I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.
GAYLORD PERRY You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar
GEORGE CARLIN It was the first jalapeno martini I ever had. He also served a chocolate martini. They were unheard ...
MARK HANNA It was nice to see Chocolate outriding the Flat jockey.
ALAN KING I don't know where else you can go to gobble chocolate until your heart's content. This is really bi...
BETHANY THOUIN My message is that if you enjoy it and are in the mood for it, eating dark chocolate is fine. Just d...
DR. MELVYN RUBENFIRE Uh, Little Boy, my chocolate must be untouched by human hands!
WILLY WONKA I, for one, get rather annoyed when I settle into a nice bubble bath with some Belgian chocolate and...
MIRIAM NADEL Page one is a diet, page two is a chocolate cake. It's a no-win situation.
KIM WILLIAMS Charlie & Chocolate Factory
JOHNNY DEPP It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupi...
GRAHAM GREENE OK, we have three chocolate chip cookies. Big score!
SANDRA BULLOCK Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marij...
MATT LAUER It's got that chocolate flavor, but that little bite.
AUDREY LACKEY I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since he is so busy, you'd ...
JACK HANDY Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
JOHNNY DEPP Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.
DYLAN MORAN This is not the case for milk chocolate, which contains potentially harmful saturated fats, or candy...
DR. DAVID L. KATZ If it's a baked good, and it's made of chocolate, it was probably there.
DEBORAH MILLER The river is flowing very fast, and it's very, very muddy. It looks like milk chocolate.
DEBBIE BECK Life has a way of kicking you in the ass... or smearing chocolate on your bum.
DOMINIC MONAGHAN It looks like fish tank rocks. Chocolate rocks! ... If you catch the pun.
JASON SCHWARTZMAN Kenai's policy definition is like peanut butter to Forum's policy enforcement chocolate. Also, they ...
JASON BLOOMBERG We are a dietary supplement; we're not a chocolate and we're not a snack.
HELEN KRASOVIC We got our favorite cookie and our favorite chocolate and our favorite nut mix. And then we got suck...
LESLEIGH DRYE The next step is being able to query your refrigerator about whether you need skim or chocolate milk...
LINDA LEE We always have our classic yellow and our double chocolate and recently we decided to keep red velve...
NOAH ANTIEAU Ray Perkins was probably one of the best eaters of chocolate-covered peanuts ever. Could he communic...
RAY PERKINS Somebody warned me early on to be very careful about brushing up against the chocolate,
GEENA DAVIS Chocolate Love
NICHOLAS REARDON Eating a chocolate bunny with my bare hands makes me feel like a chocolate coyote.
MATT MALDRE Chocolate cake is the bomb!
SCARLETT POMERS Wherever chocolate is made, chocolate is chocolate. And any month that contains the letter a, e, i, ...
DAVID AUGSBURGER Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate.
ANONYMOUS If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?
UNKNOWN Las cosas claras y el chocolate espeso.
(Ideas should be clear and chocolate thick)
PROVERB Nothing heals the soul like chocolate," she said. "I just love chocolate. It's God's apology for bro...
RICHARD PAUL EVANS Hot chocolate here is an intense chocolate indulgence. Enjoy it with one of chef Maury Rubin's homem...
BARBARA FAIRCHILD I look for every opportunity to taste chocolate. I've never been involved in an all-chocolate-encomp...
BETHANY THOUIN If I had to give up cheese or chocolate, I'd give up chocolate in a heartbeat.
AMANDA PEET If chocolate is a foretaste of heaven, what does it mean that chocolate is freely available to all?
DAVID AUGSBURGER Like Water for Chocolate.
HARVEY WEINSTEIN Dylan: "I'd stolen chocolate from there, back when I was into that kind of thing. Stealing, not choc...
SUSAN BISCHOFF everything in this room is edible. yes, i am
edible but that, children is called cannibalism
and is ...
WILLY WONKA Aside from the obvious chocolate cookies and ice cream, chocolate can be used in a variety of ways f...
MARCUS SAMUELSSON Historically, Europeans have been fanatical about their chocolate, especially dark chocolate. Slowly...
DAVID BOLTON Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
DANNY ELFMAN My biggest tip is this... treat bread like chocolate. You wouldn't have a chocolate bar in the m...
JAMES CORDEN The first bowl of chocolate pudding was too hot, but Goldilocks ate it all anyway because, hey, it's...
MO WILLEMS Questions are great, but only if you know the answers. If you ask questions and the answers surprise...
LAURELL K. HAMILTON There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
LINDA GRAYSON Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat...
JUDITH VIORST Will looked horrified. "What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?
CASSANDRA CLARE Touched by her fingers, the two surviving chocolate people copulate desperately, losing themselves i...
NEIL GAIMAN I listened wide-eyed, stupid. Glowing by her voice in the dim light. If chocolate was a sound, it wo...
KATHRYN STOCKETT Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes.
It makes people overjoyed, and puts...
JUDITH OLNEY Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
JO BRAND I love chocolate. These were just recipes that caught our eye when we were opening. The chocolate dr...
AMBER SCHULER The sophisticated Swann Lounge in the Four Seasons Hotel serves hot chocolate in two teapots, one fi...
BARBARA FAIRCHILD We put a lot of work into transforming the house. For Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, we even had...
JARRET IZZO It looked like they had been drinking some hot chocolate. We also found nearby some poisoning. The p...
POLICE CHIEF RICHARD MCKINLEY If someone is addicted to chocolate, this may be a better choice than other chocolate bars. But to t...
MARK KANTOR Uncle Willy's Chocolate Factory ... with lots of help from really good assistants.
LANGSTON HUGHES [Neither does Greg Patent, author of] Baking in America ... If you want cakey, eat chocolate cake. B...
HOUGHTON MIFFLIN Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me, including staying away from chocolate and keep...
OLEG KISELEV It's good that I ate some chocolate cake last night, ... I'm glad I put on a few pounds. Otherwise, ...
MARIA SHARAPOVA I know all about you. You're the people waiting on the shoreline with the warm towels and the hot ch...
GWEN MOORE He has no more backbone than a chocolate eclair
THEODORE ROOSEVELT It's way too early to make recommendations about whether people should eat more cocoa or chocolate.
BRIAN BUIJSSE Coraline opened the box of chocolates. The dog looked at them longingly.
"Would you like one?" ...
NEIL GAIMAN Now she and I sit together in her room and eat chocolate, and I tell her that in a very long time wh...
ANNE LAMOTT Chocolate keeps everyone going on a very bad day.
CONNIE WILSON Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.
AUDREY HEPBURN Consumers are likely to pay more for lumber, coffee, chocolate, perhaps sugar _ anything that we imp...
MARK ZANDI a. The chocolate in six (6) 100 gram subsamples contains an average of 60 or more insect fragments p...
FDA FOOD REGULATIONS I would like a dark chocolate Almond Joy.
AL FRANKEN It's great. Here, you get to eat your mistakes. Chocolate makes things better, that's why this is so...
MIKE ROWE Beer and chocolate are two pleasures that should be enjoyed and savored, ... We knew that we were up...
SAMUEL ADAMS We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it. - Charlie and the Chocolate Facto...
ROALD DAHL They were living on oatmeal and chocolate, basically, for 10 days.
CHARLIE HARTWELL Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love.
KARL PETZKE You think Easter, you think yellow chickens. A lot of people instead of chocolate bunnies stuffing t...
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