Dave Barry
Related PENN JILLETTE DAVE BARRY WILL ADVISE GEORGE GROSZ Global warming has melted the polar ice caps, raised the levels of the oceans and flooded the earth&... GODFRIED DANNEELS DEYTH BANGER JOHN UPDIKE Remember, the Arctic didn't have any ice. And the Northwest Passage was wide open. They were rai... DON YOUNG New Orleans seemed like a superior place to have this conversation because I'd seen maps showing how... TIM WAGNER We think ... the ice retreated really quickly. We think the mothers had to keep up with the ice and ... CARIN ASHJIAN There will be no polar ice by 2060. Somewhere along that path, the polar bear drops out. LARRY SCHWEIGER I once knew a man named Barry. I always thought his name was short for 'Barfly'. FRED LANE The first album I owned was probably a Backstreet Boys album, and shortly after was Shania Twain. CASSADEE POPE It was a matter of survival for the local people, but it was the most violent scene I have ever witn... WENDIE MALICK It was all new to me. I was clueless. MARSHALL BALLARD Before I was a mom I used to think that parents who worried about their kids watching MTV were just ... MARTHA QUINN Rising sea levels, severe draughts, the melting of the polar caps, the more frequent and devastating... LEON PANETTA CHRISTOPHER SHAYS Shortly after takeoff, radar and radio communications were lost. GREG FEITH The weekend meeting was set up shortly after that. FRANK MICHEL I always idolized guys like Deion Sanders, Barry Sanders, Steve Young and the entire 49ers team, rea... REGGIE BUSH RALPH WALDO EMERSON I loved 'Clueless.' That was one of my favorite movies of all time. AMANDA BYNES I was a war correspondent and journalist for a long time, and I was very near the towers on 9/11 and... PETER LANDESMAN MICHELE BACHMANN JAMES T. FARRELL I was for Gore. I thought that Gore and the Democrats were pretty clueless as to what Nader and the ... TOM HAYDEN Well, I once recall an old master sergeant once telling me that NCOs look after the men so that offi... GARTH ENNIS To start with, we were advised not to sue. That was the week before Christmas, but shortly after tha... BILL WEBB I left Delhi, in 1971, shortly after Collective Choice and Social Welfare was published in 1970. AMARTYA SEN Unfortunately they were pronounced dead at a local hospital shortly after they were rescued. ALAN ETTER I write books for all age groups - young kids, teenagers and adults - because I get a range of diffe... CATHERINE JINKS I didn't expect it. I was kind of clueless. It was a big surprise to make it to state as a freshman.... CAITLIN SEED ERNST MACH Cuz sometimes somethings just gotta be in all caps. MATT MALDRE Shortly after I came on, the district acquired the golf dome, which was a failing business. That has... DAN HOVLAND Shortly after push-back flight crew members heard some young folks who were traveling together jokin... BETH HARBIN JAMES WELDON JOHNSON I shall confess at the outset that it was only shortly after the beginning of this century that I en... RENE CASSIN It was like that for the first six months after 'E.T.' was in cinemas. I'd go out and ge... HENRY THOMAS No one wants to come out of the polar plunge an ice sculpture. BETH PETERSON It was bizarre to me. It started right away, ... Shortly after arriving at the festival grounds, I w... BILL SAUNDERS I actually was rebelling as all young adults tend to do at or around the age of 19, to experiment wi... BRIAN BOSWORTH I don't know whether the story is based on someone seeing Jesus walk on ice. All I know is that duri... DORON NOF I can't recall, in the 40 years I've been following the steel industry, ever seeing a bid that was r... CHARLES BRADFORD DAVID JOHANSEN WILL SELF I was a serious competitive figure skater and still ice-skate as much as I can. Anyway, I once broug... CHRISTIAN SERRATOS I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES His approach and belief in cartooning, in believing that cartooning has a certain dignity, that's th... JAMES STURM I learned how to start over at the bottom after getting all that ice time in minor, MATT DAVIS Shortly after, she said, 'I can't do this anymore,' and she said 'I did it,' GEORGE TAYLOR CYNTHIA WEIL CYNTHIA WEIL The owner came in the door very shortly after and was able to say where they dropped it when they we... M. HARDMAN I grew up on Bay Lake. We had a big family and all of us kids were into the outdoors. My older broth... JANE MORAN FRANCIS COLLINS And we had teams of scientists up on the surface, and it would ram its way up through (the ice). 17 ... CLAY CONDIT RUTH BADER GINSBURG CHARLIE HUNNAM Dave was world-renowned. He loved life and had an amazing, uplifting personality. The world lost a g... LEE HUNTER TONY BENNETT We think it is very regrettable that shortly after the murder the North African community was immedi... GLENN AUDENAERT AL PACINO AL PACINO I had a dream about you last night... shortly after I woke up screaming in terror. AMY SOMMERS I was once a fairly angry person. SCOTT RUDIN GARY WRIGHT When I was going to Penn State, I was so new to ice skating that I only skated once a week, and that... ALLISON BAVER TERRY PRATCHETT I don't really like the Giants at all, and I hate Barry Bonds. JEFF ELLSWORTH Che came in 1963, shortly after I had come to power. AHMED BEN BELLA First time I went on the ice and saw that crowd, I was a little nervous, but after a couple of shift... BEN KINNE In the winter that road is treacherous. I was only going 20 mph when my accident occurred and once I... ANDY WHYMAN TIM TEBOW I've never done a teen movie before, but I certainly could tell you some of the ones I came very... MIA KIRSHNER DAVE BARRY What we found was that the glaciers were formed from snow brought from the polar regions. JAMES HEAD The imperceptible process of age has a point which, once passed, cannot be retraced. I knew I had pa... HARRY LEWIS BOB DIAMOND I had all those young guys in Green Bay all at once. It was a little scary having all young quarterb... MIKE HOLMGREN That was Embassy Pictures, they went bankrupt shortly after This is Spinal Tap came out. HARRY SHEARER MIKE FITZPATRICK DIANE VON FURSTENBERG The hardest time for me was right after Roland Garros. I was wondering what was wrong with my game, ... DINARA SAFINA BRANDI CHASTAIN GORE VIDAL Barry Bonds was still young when his father's fall began. Although Bobby still continued to put ... DAVID GRANN MAYA ANGELOU I had started calling her Lucy shortly after we met; I didn't like the name Lucille. That's ... DESI ARNAZ It is undeniable that these women were healthy before the use of (RU-486) and became very sick or di... DONNA HARRISON JODI PICOULT I saw this flash, like a streak. Then I saw this explosion, like a big boom! I came over and it (the... JACEK PURAT I wasn’t a person after all. I was simply this exotic thing for people to observe and investigate,... M.B. DALLOCCHIO JACK THORNE After I received my blue belt, I soon recognized that the belts were simply an external representati... CHRIS MATAKAS Shortly after I turned 13, Child Welfare took me into care. I was sent to a residential centre where... LIZ MURRAY BARRY SANDERS I grew up in a house that was always happy, and my family was always music, music. I started playing... RONALDINHO MARIE LU
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Every day, TV, newspapers, and the Internet bombard us with a message that we're destroying the ... 
Dave Barry Turns 50 
With all the global warming going around nowadays, it would only take the stubbornness of a mule and... 
In the end, they pardoned me and packed me off to a home for the shell-shocked. Shortly before the e... 
Take it for a second", "I will come in shortly", after all this is a lie to get out, if you ask me I... 
By the mid-17th century, telescopes had improved enough to make visible the seasonally growing and s... 
We knew shortly after the war that our troops were becoming ill. 
It was a high counsel that I once heard given to a young person, "Always do what you are afraid to d... 
My parents were divorced when I was a young teenager, and I was raised by a single mother after that... 
He had come to America, haven of peace and liberty, and it, too, was joining the slaughter, fighting... 
When I recall today my early youth, I should take the boy that I then was, with the exception of a f... 
Shortly after this I was made a member of the boys' choir, it being found that I possessed a cle... 
In the case of a person, ... you know, I was 10 once. I was 15 once. I was 20 once. I was 30 once. A... 
A very beautiful young woman once asked me to sign her breasts. That was back when I was a hip young... 
Barry and I were in the middle of building a house, and I was in the midst of having a nervous break... 
I took care of young adults with cystic fibrosis when I was in my residency training and found this ... 
You can't have it all, all at once. Who - man or woman - has it all, all at once? Over my lifesp... 
When I was a kid, probably 16 or 17, I got spotted by a model scout that wanted to represent me, and... 
Sinatra invited me once to his birthday party in L.A. I was young, and I felt great about it. But wh... 
Yeah, that's right; they were together. Someone put it very distinctly once to me when they thought ... 
I don't know anybody who didn't love Dave Brown. He was a special guy: a special player and a specia... 
It became apparent that one reason why the Ice Giants were known as the Ice Giants was because they ... 
Love ice cream. I let myself have that about once a week. Vanilla. 
[Dave Barry, who wrote jokes for Martin's Oscar-hosting gig two years ago, mentioned that he perform... 
I recall my dad saying about me once that the only time he'd ever heard me say 'never' w... 
Once prices retreated toward $ 70, we saw the speculators come back in. 
When I was young, I lived like an old woman, and when I got old, I had to live like a young person. 
After the '96 Olympics, we all started believing that this is bigger than we thought, and we were wi... 
I'm exactly as I appear. There is no warm, lovable person inside. Beneath my cold exterior, once... 
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Since I was five, I've known that I was adopted, which is a politically correct term for being cluel... 
One person. All it takes is one person. I couldn’t save Harry for Lily. So now I give my allegianc... 
Shortly after the end of last season, I felt that I probably would not return for the 1999-2000 seas... 
I never saw her again. But even now, as an old man, I remember her as clearly as if she were standin... 
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.