A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up.
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A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up.
UNKNOWN A good exercise for the heart is to bend down
and help another up.
OLASOT A good exercise for the heart is bending down and helping someone to get up.
PROVERB There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up.
JOHN HOLMES There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up.
JOHN ANDREW HOLMES There is no better exercise for your heart, Than reaching down and helping to lift someone up.
BERNARD MELTZER There is no better exercise for your heart than reaching down and helping to lift someone up.
BERNARD MELTZER There is no better exercise for your heart than reaching down and helping to lift someone up
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ELLEN DEGENERES Flickering lights
anonymous doors
my heart escaping in drips
i'm still waking up
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"Awwwww!" said...
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BERNARD BARUCH Two things are bad for the heart - running up stairs and running down people.
BERNARD BARUCH Two things are bad for the heart - running up stairs and running down people.
BERNARD M. BARUCH Two things are bad for the heart—running up stairs and running down people.
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UNKNOWN Ask God to use you. Ask Him to show you how you can be a blessing everywhere you go. Keep honoring H...
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ROY BLOUNT JR. It will help to define him as just another Republican, and that's not good for him in this state.
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SHAUNA NIEQUIST A good documentation trail and good content will help you down the road with unexpected liability.
DAVID LEWIS The bottom line is that there is a lot more that could and should be done to help people with nutrit...
PARRIS GLENDENING But God is the judge: he putteth down one, and setteth up
another.
BIBLE Of capital importance is to have a good diet and exercise a lot.
EVELYN LAUDER Exercise should be regarded as tribute to the heart.
GENE TUNNEY The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.
LENNY BRUCE The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter
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KATY PERRY A good dose of fantasy is exercise for your sensibilities; it keeps your avatar strong.
RICHELLE E. GOODRICH Chew some sugarcane, it's a good exercise for your mouth
SOTONYE ANGA In general, any form of exercise, if pursued continuously, will help train us in perseverance. Long-...
MAO TSE-TUNG In general, any form of exercise, if pursued continuously, will help train us in perseverance. Long-...
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