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Everybody loved him. People liked him, and he loved people.
JANE DASHER Cath liked Levi. A lot. She liked looking at him. She liked listening to him -- though sometimes she...
RAINBOW ROWELL He liked the people, the mothers and dads, he liked the children. Every holiday they would bring him...
BEVERLY MALONEY He liked being unusual so that people would talk about him.
JANE WITHERS People were very fond of him. He was well-liked by everybody here.
CARLA RUIGH Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll li...
DICK VAN DYKE I liked Augustus Waters. I really, really, really liked him. I liked the way his story ended with so...
JOHN GREEN Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'l...
DICK VAN DYKE He knew this instructor who liked to teach people with handicaps.
FRED SIGET He was troubled, but he was a beautiful kid with an infectious spirit and a charming smile. People i...
DANIEL PELLETIER The U.S. markets liked (the trade gap data). Therefore, the Latin markets liked it.
FELIPE GARCIA There were three or four colleges that were pretty interested in him. When he went up there (to Wrig...
CORY HIGHFIELD He was a big-time recruit out of high school, so a lot of people liked what they saw in him.
JACKSON WHEELER Mark Twain is as big as America. He really is.
VAL KILMER People didn't change. they liked what they liked even if they didn't understand why.
NICHOLAS SPARKS Most times, he didn't need to mow his yard that much. He just liked being out there, having people w...
STAN PERKINS I hope that people like us next year like they liked us last year.
ETHAN SUPLEE I really, really, really liked him. I liked the way his story ended with someone else. I liked his v...
JOHN GREEN Even from the beginning, that was the problem. People liked pretty things. People even liked pretty ...
HOLLY BLACK He liked seafood like I did.
LAURIE BOURQUE I liked my face. Ethan liked my face. A lot of people liked my face. Besides, makeup was really just...
D.A. PAUL Mark Twain.
FRIENDS I like to see how people responded, ... I liked that. It was a big validation.
ISAAC HAYES I liked working with smart people.
KATHERINE JOHNSON I don't really get to see a lot of other comedians, because I work with the same people all the ...
LARRY THE CABLE GUY Rove was close to reporters, I think he liked them and they liked him. But it doesn't matter when th...
JEFFREY FRANK I really liked him and just the way he was.
HEATHER BAUER When I was young, people were almost identified solely by the kind of music they liked. People fell ...
SADE ADU Before, all people liked the British forces.
FADEL MOHSEN He loved his job because he liked to give and help people. He told me that every time he flew, he pr...
CARL MOORE There are a lot of people I would have liked to have collaborated with, and would still like to.
CHAKA KHAN I always liked him when he was with the White Sox,
BRUCE BOCHY He was all right in high school. Girls liked him. He was cool.
DON MCCALL Mark Twain: A Life
RON POWERS I got along with people very well at every job I had, people liked me and I liked them and I loved b...
BARBARA CORCORAN I liked that the book brought von Braun to the surface. People didn't know much about him. He was a ...
WALLY SCHIRRA I didn't know that many people liked me.
BILLY JOE SHAVER She liked the dancing, and she loved to meet people.
KYLE MOORE His personality is so big, it was a perfect marriage to New York. He came here and hockey players no...
MIKE RICHTER You would've liked him had you known him. He was a really good guy.
DAN BLANKE I remember Mr. Mayer very well. He sort of liked to be the father - no, he liked to be treated like ...
JACKIE COOPER He moved like a cat, a ballet dancer, but there was nothing homosexual about him...He could be dange...
LEE MARVIN Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
KINKY FRIEDMAN I always liked No. 10 because I loved Zidane. He was my role model. I always wanted to play like him...
EDEN HAZARD I can remember my sister and me volunteering for Nixon. My parents liked him. I liked my parents. So...
DOUGLAS MCGRATH I liked everything about him. He had a good attitude toward everyone.
LUCILLE MANCKE Matthew, much to his own surprise, was enjoying himself. Like most quiet folks he liked talkative pe...
L.M. MONTGOMERY I remember Mr. Mayer very well. He sort of liked to be the father - no, he liked to be treated like ...
JACKIE COOPER Some people were nice to you simply because they liked you.
LEILA SALES Facebook gives people an illusory sense of being LIKED.
MOKOKOMA MOKHONOANA Mark Twain cannot be defined.
HAL HOLBROOK Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
KINKY FRIEDMAN I liked 'Star Wars,' but I wasn't an uberfan like many people are.
DAISY RIDLEY He was very modest, but once he got talking, he liked reminiscing about all the people he worked wit...
BARBARA WAGNER And the more she could imagine this island, the less she liked the real world. The more she could im...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK My wife used to be an anchorwoman in Arizona, so she knew John McCain, and she liked him, and I kind...
CLINT EASTWOOD You can go into Mark Twain's material and prove anything you want. He was against war. He was fo...
HAL HOLBROOK I can't go outside, I know to much to be out there and I had never liked people.
DEYTH BANGER I have always liked people who can't adapt themselves to life pragmatically.
ANDREI TARKOVSKY Cowboy Rodeo was a very simple man. He liked his life simple. He liked his ranch full of animals, he...
SHANNON NOELLE LONG People who LOVE you will tell you the truth. People who LIKE you will tell you what you want to hear...
MAURICE W. LINDSAY Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you...
MARK TWAIN I read from Mark Twain's lips one or two of his good stories. He has his own way of thinking, saying...
HELEN KELLER His head was an hour-glass; it could stow an idea, but it had to do it a grain at a time, not the wh...
MARK TWAIN He Liked Pizzas, she Burger.
He Liked Italian, she Continental.
He Liked muffins, she puff...
NISHANT KUMAR She liked him. She liked the feeling of liking him. She felt light and smiley and too full of excite...
FREYA NORTH He is incredibly well-liked by his classmates; they respect him for both academics and athletics. He...
JAY HILL He thought how much he liked her and had in common with her, and how much she'd like and have in com...
KINGSLEY AMIS He was a typical little brother he liked to fight a lot. He liked to do stupid things, run around...
ARMY SGT. He was a typical little brother — he liked to fight a lot. He liked to do stupid things, run aroun...
ARMY SGT. We do want him on our team. We liked him during the summer when he was healthy. So if he's healthy t...
MITCH KUPCHAK When people want to be liked for what they did, they should stop.
KARL LAGERFELD Some people are lucky to find love, others must settle with being liked...
SEJA MAJEED He said he liked it.
AARON ANDERSON Mark Twain put it best when he said, 'Reports of my demise are greatly exaggerated,
BILL BRADLEY There was a time when people liked to take Shakespeare and twist him around to make whatever social ...
DAVID DENMAN He was straight as an arrow, a churchgoing kid, everyone liked him. I don't understand why things li...
MICKEY CROUCH I've always been interested in people, but I've never liked them.
W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM I've always been interested in people, but I've never liked them.
HENRY JAMES What people really liked is that they genuinely loved each other,
JOHN GOODMAN To paraphrase Mark Twain, our demise is greatly exaggerated.
CHRIS DONLAY But when he was away from the table, he liked to have fun. I remember how he liked to sing a song or...
DUANE HANSON I never felt isolated; I just liked being alone. I think that some people are good at being alone, a...
KARIN SLAUGHTER He first deceased; she for a little tried to live without him, liked it not, and died.
SIR HENRY WOTTON He first deceased, She for a little, tried; To live without him, Liked it not, and died
HENRY WOTTON, SR. He first deceased, She for a little, tried; To live without him, Liked it not, and died
HENRY WOTTON SR. Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not.
SAMMY DAVIS, JR. He liked everybody. He tried to help everybody.
GAYLE CARRICO Oliver liked to play the part of disaffected youth, but he liked shopping in SoHo even more.
MELISSA DE LA CRUZ A guy told me he liked cherries. I waited to see if he was going to say 'tomato' before I realized h...
MITCH HEDBERG He was a very loving, very caring person. His family meant everything to him. He was well-liked by e...
LINDA LOPEZ I've never liked the word 'celebrity.' I like to photograph people who are good at what ...
ANNIE LEIBOVITZ He said he liked that change.
JOE KANTARIK I've never liked the idea of working for other people.
TED LIGETY It is a good program. I talked to the head coach, coach (Mark) Hudspeth and he sounded like a pretty...
DOMINI RICH It was Britney's movie. I liked that movie. It didn't get too much love, but a lot of people...
TARYN MANNING I grew up reading Shakespeare and Mark Twain.
JACKSON BROWNE Ohio Northern came highly recommended to me. My mom and I talked to people, we checked it out. When ...
BRIANNA DAVIS I liked it because it was a challenge. I've always liked a challenge. I liked what the Marines stood...
BRIAN SHEPARD When I was at Florida, I had told him I really liked him. And when he decided to leave Miami, he rem...
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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
MARK TWAIN My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.
MARK TWAIN Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.
MARK TWAIN It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure tha...
MARK TWAIN The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession.
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MARK TWAIN Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader would have to discover his own.
MARK TWAIN I never let schooling interfere with my education.
MARK TWAIN Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
MARK TWAIN Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
MARK TWAIN The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed rig...
MARK TWAIN There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress.
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MARK TWAIN Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here firs...
MARK TWAIN But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one...
MARK TWAIN The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it.
MARK TWAIN The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
MARK TWAIN Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of ti...
MARK TWAIN It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
MARK TWAIN The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become.
MARK TWAIN The lack of money is the root of all evil.
MARK TWAIN Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
MARK TWAIN Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled.
MARK TWAIN Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
MARK TWAIN Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired.
MARK TWAIN Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
MARK TWAIN There are lies, damned lies and statistics.
MARK TWAIN Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
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MARK TWAIN Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
MARK TWAIN The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
MARK TWAIN Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
MARK TWAIN I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.
MARK TWAIN The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
MARK TWAIN All generalizations are false, including this one.
MARK TWAIN 'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.
MARK TWAIN The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a ba...
MARK TWAIN The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
MARK TWAIN Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
MARK TWAIN I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
MARK TWAIN Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
MARK TWAIN If I owned half of that dog, I would shoot my half.
MARK TWAIN What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed ...
MARK TWAIN When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. B...
MARK TWAIN When you have prayed for victory you have prayed for many unmentioned results which follow victorymu...
MARK TWAIN The teacher reminded us that Romes liberties were not auctioned off in a day, but were bought slowly...
MARK TWAIN By his father he is English, by his mother he is Americanto my mind the blend which makes the perfec...
MARK TWAIN So I became a newspaperman. I hated to do it but I couldnt find honest employment.
MARK TWAIN The people of those foreign countries are very, very ignorant. They looked curiously at the costumes...
MARK TWAIN We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in itand stop there; lest w...
MARK TWAIN The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large mattertis the diff...
MARK TWAIN Say the report is exaggerated.
MARK TWAIN A jay hasnt got any more principle than a Congressman. A jay will lie, a jay will steal, a jay will ...
MARK TWAIN To my mind Judas Iscariot was nothing but a low, mean, premature Congressman.
MARK TWAIN I think I can say, and say with pride, that we have some legislatures that bring higher prices than ...
MARK TWAIN A myriad of men are born; they labor and sweat and struggle; ...they squabble and scold and fight; t...
MARK TWAIN Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and happenings. It consists mainly of the st...
MARK TWAIN Annihilation has no terrors for me, because I have already tried it before I was born --a hundred mi...
MARK TWAIN Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to...
MARK TWAIN We never become really and genuinely our entire and honest selves until we are dead -- and not then ...
MARK TWAIN Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
MARK TWAIN All say, How hard it is that we have to die -- a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people...
MARK TWAIN Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find...
MARK TWAIN Write without pay until somebody offers to pay you. If nobody offers within three years, sawing wood...
MARK TWAIN As to the adjective, when in doubt strike it out.
MARK TWAIN I am admonished in many ways that time is pushing me inexorably along. I am approaching the threshol...
MARK TWAIN Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than...
MARK TWAIN The older we grow the greater becomes our wonder at how much ignorance one can contain without burst...
MARK TWAIN When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
MARK TWAIN All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
MARK TWAIN The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do wh...
MARK TWAIN To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand ...
MARK TWAIN Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
MARK TWAIN It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal...
MARK TWAIN Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired
MARK TWAIN It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help.
MARK TWAIN Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.
MARK TWAIN Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting...
MARK TWAIN To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do.
MARK TWAIN Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known and I know the rest.
MARK TWAIN The church is always trying to get other people to reform; it might not be a bad idea to reform itse...
MARK TWAIN Stars are good too. I wish I could get some to put in my hair. But I suppose I never can. You would ...
MARK TWAIN There are German songs which can make a stranger to the language cry.
MARK TWAIN The trouble with the world is not that people know too little, but that they know so many things tha...
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MARK TWAIN Necessity is the mother of "taking chances"
MARK TWAIN Distance lends enchantment to the view
MARK TWAIN Be good and you will be lonesome.
MARK TWAIN Chastity - you can carry it too far
MARK TWAIN To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler--and less trouble.
MARK TWAIN Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in it...
MARK TWAIN Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
MARK TWAIN When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one.
MARK TWAIN There is nothing you can say in answer to a compliment. I have been complimented myself a great many...
MARK TWAIN Never learn to do anything. If you don't learn, you will always find someone else to do it for you.
MARK TWAIN I can't do literary work for the rest of this year because I'm meditating another lawsuit and lookin...
MARK TWAIN Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would...
MARK TWAIN Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relati...
MARK TWAIN Wit and Humor -- if any difference, it is in duration -- lightning and electric light. Same material...
MARK TWAIN Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no...
MARK TWAIN There is a great deal of human nature in people.
MARK TWAIN If man had created man, he would be ashamed of his performance.
MARK TWAIN There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.
MARK TWAIN The human race was always interesting and we know by its past that it will always continue so, monot...
MARK TWAIN Man is a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
MARK TWAIN Such is the human race. Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat...
MARK TWAIN It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts th...
MARK TWAIN Of all the various kinds of sexual intercourse, this has the least to recommend it. As an amusement,...
MARK TWAIN Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money of t...
MARK TWAIN Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
MARK TWAIN Man is the only creature who has a nasty mind.
MARK TWAIN We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks, if we agree with him.
MARK TWAIN O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover th...
MARK TWAIN A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer be lead by the nose.
MARK TWAIN Happiness ain't a thing in itself --it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant. And so,...
MARK TWAIN There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one: keep from telling their happiness to...
MARK TWAIN I repeat, sir, that in whatever position you place a woman she is an ornament to society and a treas...
MARK TWAIN Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. The conviction of the rich...
MARK TWAIN Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide i...
MARK TWAIN Let us be grateful to Adam, our benefactor. He cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us...
MARK TWAIN Intellectual work is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward.
MARK TWAIN Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.
MARK TWAIN I do not like work even when someone else does it.
MARK TWAIN Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do, and play consists of whatever a body is not oblig...
MARK TWAIN Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
MARK TWAIN Truth is neither alive nor dead; it just aggravates itself all the time.
MARK TWAIN No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.
MARK TWAIN We had the sky up there, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss whether th...
MARK TWAIN Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True ...
MARK TWAIN When you ascend the hill of prosperity, may you not meet a friend.
MARK TWAIN Prosperity is the surest breeder of insolence I know.
MARK TWAIN Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
MARK TWAIN We need not worry so much about what man descends from; it's what he descends to that shames the hum...
MARK TWAIN There's always something about your success that displeases even your best friends.
MARK TWAIN I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious -- except he...
MARK TWAIN There was never a century nor a country that was short of experts who knew the Deity's mind and were...
MARK TWAIN People are much more willing to lend you books than bookcases.
MARK TWAIN My books are water; those of the great geniuses are wine -- everybody drinks water.
MARK TWAIN A big leather-bound volume makes an ideal razor strap. A thin book is useful to stick under a table ...
MARK TWAIN When the doctrine of allegiance to party can utterly up-end a man's moral constitution and make a te...
MARK TWAIN In statesmanship get the formalities right, never mind about the moralities.
MARK TWAIN Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.
MARK TWAIN The lack of money is the root of all evils.
MARK TWAIN His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine.
MARK TWAIN Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: The one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures...
MARK TWAIN All schools, all colleges, have two great functions: to confer, and to conceal, valuable knowledge. ...
MARK TWAIN Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. Traini...
MARK TWAIN We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world; and its efficiency is only m...
MARK TWAIN There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular is providence.
MARK TWAIN It is by the goodness of God that we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech...
MARK TWAIN There isn't a single human characteristic that can be safely labeled as American.
MARK TWAIN War talk by men who have been in a war is always interesting; whereas moon talk by a poet who has no...
MARK TWAIN There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life when he has a raging desire to go somewhe...
MARK TWAIN To arrive at a just estimate of a renowned man's character one must judge it by the standards of his...
MARK TWAIN One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
MARK TWAIN A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
MARK TWAIN A lie can run around the world six times while the truth is still trying to put on its pants.
MARK TWAIN I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, b...
MARK TWAIN The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all.
MARK TWAIN A good memory and a tongue tied in the middle is a combination which gives immortality to conversati...
MARK TWAIN Only a government that is rich and safe can afford to be a democracy, for democracy is the most expe...
MARK TWAIN Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million.
MARK TWAIN It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world, and moral courage so rare.
MARK TWAIN Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence of fear. Except a creature be part cowar...
MARK TWAIN Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself
MARK TWAIN When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man aro...
MARK TWAIN Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
MARK TWAIN It was the schoolboy who said, Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
MARK TWAIN Never let formal education get in the way of your learning.
MARK TWAIN There is nothing training cannot do. Nothing is above its reach. It can turn bad morals to good; it ...
MARK TWAIN I've never let my school interfere with my education.
MARK TWAIN In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in al...
MARK TWAIN Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).
MARK TWAIN If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal di...
MARK TWAIN A person that started in to carry a cat home by the tail was getting knowledge that was always going...
MARK TWAIN Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiment...
MARK TWAIN Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the ca...
MARK TWAIN If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the r...
MARK TWAIN The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a...
MARK TWAIN Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are economical in its...
MARK TWAIN The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
MARK TWAIN Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the reall...
MARK TWAIN If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
MARK TWAIN ′Classic′ - a book which people praise and don't read.
MARK TWAIN Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
MARK TWAIN I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
MARK TWAIN The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
MARK TWAIN Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Trut...
MARK TWAIN Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
MARK TWAIN A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
MARK TWAIN All right, then, I'll go to hell.
MARK TWAIN The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.
MARK TWAIN Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
MARK TWAIN If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be—a Christian.
MARK TWAIN To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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MARK TWAIN Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
MARK TWAIN Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
MARK TWAIN Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
MARK TWAIN I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.
MARK TWAIN