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Why refer to Lady Crack Pipe or Good Sir Dishrag when these things could never live up to all that t... 
All I ever did to that apartment was hang fifty yards of yellow theatrical silk across the bedroom w... 
It's amazing how these little guys can say things that a mortal human could never get away with.... 
I can't help the look of accusation in your eyes 
Act in such a way that you treat humanity, whether in your own person or in the person of any other,... 
To be, or not to be, that is the question. 
2.5.03.02.005: Generally speaking, if you fiddle with something, it will break. Don't. 
To be or not to be. That's not really a question. 
To me, respect for human life begins with making it more difficult to obtain an inanimate object tha... 
I know that David Tennant's Hamlet isn't till July. And lots of people are going to be doing Dr Who ... 
Each day I will accomplish one thing on my to do list. 
Some read to learn, some to laugh, and some to live. 
Time determines the occurrence of possibilities and impossibilities, but God determines the time for... 
That is how to live: in the choosing. There are no rules but those you make for yourself. 
The quest of the Inner Ring will break your hearts unless you break it. But if you break it, a surpr... 
Reach out and help others. If you have the power to make someone happy, do it. Be a vessel, be the c... 
Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it 
Be the girl you want your daughter to be. Be the girl you want your son to date. Be classy, be smart... 
Wake every morning with the same feeling. Live up high and fly on top of the ceiling. I just know th... 
To be or not to be is not a question of compromise. Either you be or you don't be. 
To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being. 
Eventually I came across another passage. This is what it said:
To kill a mockingbird. If you haven't read it, I think you should because it is very interesting. 
You don't have to learn much out of books, it's like if you want to learn about cows, you go milk on... 
You can't really get to know a person until you get in their shoes and walk around in them. 
Yes! Very funny this terrible thing is. A man that is born falls into a dream like a man who falls i... 
My life is not mine - it is for my people – the humans – the humans of the thinking society. 
Our problem is to become acquainted with our own selves, letting our personalities loose upon the wo... 
...looking up at the stars, he had accepted life as a medium for action. Something to wield like a t... 
You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm! 
there are moments when one has to choose between living one's own life, fully, entirely, completely ... 
Always be true to your friends, just as you are to yourself. 
I have this feeling, like I'm waiting for something. But I have no idea what. 
How should I know?" said Alice, surprised at her own courage. "It's no business of mine."
A wise man understands, an intelligent man knows, but a fool pretends to know. 
Uniqueness lies in not comparing oneself to others. 
He is the God who loved you so much that His Son stripped Himself of all heavenly glory to live as a... 
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Things it helps me to remember
I live my life progressing for nothing else but the best. 
If you read somebody's diary, you get what you deserve. 
I meet people at book signings. My record now, for signing, is ten and a half hours in one sitting. 
Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his ... 
Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were ... 
I always liked my teachers, and I was in a lot of after-school projects. I was a Girl Scout until my...