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DAVE GLASGOW We thought we could pressure them and we think we are capable of taking away penetration. I thought ...
DOUG SCHEIDT We just went in and pressed and play hard. We pulled away in the third quarter and usually, that's o...
DANIELLE PETTENGILL In the first three minutes of the third quarter we took their will away.
ANDRE WALKER In the third quarter 2005, we produced our best third-quarter result ever,
JOSEF ACKERMANN We came out flat in the third quarter. We didn't play good defense and couldn't put the ball in the ...
GREG PAGE We had a 15-point lead in the second quarter and probably could have put them away. But we made some...
TIM REUTER They went bang, bang, bang in the third quarter and they were away.
ADAM SANDERS That 3-point foul at the end of the third quarter put the nail in us.
CATHY RALSTON We played them a solid game in the first half, but we let go midway through the third quarter.
ANNA SPEAR Our defense picked up in the third quarter. Our defense was horrible in the second quarter. We were ...
ANGELL FLOYD In the first quarter, we let them get a big lead. We didn't get one defensive rebound in the quarter...
JEFF CHRISTENSEN We lost this game in the third quarter. We allowed them to score 35 points. That was a back-breaker.
DONYELL MARSHALL In the first half we shot OK, but we missed some easy put-backs and stuff like that. We came out in ...
AMY LEONARD It kind of seemed like we had a lull in the third quarter like we usually have. Southeast got pretty...
DAVE FARRIS In the third quarter, we started shooting 3's.
HENRY LATTEN We came out really strong in the third quarter.
KYLE MCALLISTER I thought we played a really good third quarter. We struggled a little bit in the first half, but we...
JAY OSBORNE We just had a bad stretch in the third quarter when we threw away the ball four straight times after...
LANCE MARIFKE We had a good first quarter. In the third quarter, they came out pretty strong.
NEIL HOGAN We were able to get the ball inside some that quarter. We did what we could against them early on an...
FRED LUCAS He hit some good shots in the third quarter. We had hands in his face and he was still hitting them.
DOUG BURGE The third quarter was probably the deciding factor. Willis hit some big shots in the third quarter.
DAVID PATRICK We got some easy buckets against their press in the third quarter. I told the girls that if we get s...
JASON MURGEL The third quarter marked another strong performance for SAP, ... We had record third-quarter softwar...
HENNING KAGERMANN The third quarter marked another strong performance for SAP. We had record third-quarter software re...
HENNING KAGERMANN In the third quarter they still had their legs. By the fourth quarter, our substitute pattern wore t...
CHASE COFER It really was a huge fourth quarter for us. We had struggled in the second and third quarter. At the...
DAN PFAFF We came out in the third quarter and went to work.
DICK CORN We caught them in the third quarter and had a four-point lead (40-36) going into the fourth. From th...
MARK MOVRICH I was disappointed yesterday with the way we played in the third quarter. We reminded them of that a...
DEREK ROBEY I would be very surprised, given the box office slate, if we won't see positive comps for them in th...
MARLA BACKER We let them get 11 in the first quarter. Then we only allowed nine points in the second and third qu...
CRAIG STINNETT We made some different checks here and there, ... In the third quarter we were saying 'It's on us, i...
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DUSTIN LANZ We had some great defensive stands ... but we kept giving them good field position. The thing I go b...
JACK MCCAULEY We were trying to keep people away from predicting 15-to-20-percent growth rates [in U.S. services] ...
JEFFREY JOERRES They came out hard in the third quarter and we couldn't answer back.
CAMEY GEIMAN I thought Pinckneyville came out and did a great job in the third quarter of taking away what we wan...
DAN WATSON We played a lot better. We really buckled down in that third quarter.
CURT JOHANSEN We led 41-32 at halftime. And the key for us is they scored only five points in that third quarter. ...
CHARLIE PAYE It was a very good game. We had problem scoring in the second and third quarters. We played great de...
DON BOGAN In the third quarter our girls calmed down. They did not let physical play affect them as much.
GREG MOSER And the second quarter is supposed to be the weakest quarter, with a pickup in the third quarter.
BOB SINCHE We didn't have the same intensity in the third quarter as we did in the first half. We got away from...
WENDEE WARG We made a good run at them in the third and fourth quarters, but we couldn't get a final stop. The b...
DARREN MARSHALL We just delivered the highest third quarter performance in the history of SAP America and the twelft...
BILL MCDERMOTT But, as it has been our wont this year, we have one bad quarter and it came in the third quarter.
JOHN PETERSON They got a little hot in that third quarter. But we didn't still didn't give up.
DAN MOORE They've had a horrid third quarter.
KUNAL KAPOOR The third quarter was special.
AL ALDRIDGE We're not expecting any revenue impact in the third quarter or the fourth quarter,
ALBERT RAUCH We could not stop (Vanderbilt quarterback Jay Cutler) on third down. I'm the defensive coordinator, ...
ED ORGERON We didn't play well in the third quarter. I was pleased that we came out aggressive and confident on...
JAY PETERS Sometimes you've got to win ugly. We didn't play well on our floor and I think that was because of o...
BRIAN ELLIS After they got up in the third quarter, we knew we had to step it up.
FELICIA CHESTER The third quarter has been kind of our downfall this season. We'd have a letdown in those first vie ...
TONY PITTMAN We continued to make progress in each of our businesses in the third quarter. For the second consecu...
MARK MAYS I challenged the kids to come out of halftime with a defensive stand. Holding them to two points in ...
JAMES ELLIS We had a tremendous third quarter. In fact, we put together an 18-point run after falling behind 34-...
BUDDY CARLISLE It was a real tight game in the first and second period. In the third, I think we came out strong an...
HENRIK ZETTERBERG We are not changing our estimates today, but do expect to have to lower them again after the call --...
CHARLIE GLAVIN We play each game quarter by quarter, and Clark had a huge third quarter. It set us back, but we pla...
BRIAN DIVELBLISS If we could have scored some points in the third quarter, we could have won the game.
BOB BERGGREN However, as these markets continued to decline in the third quarter, it became likely that even with...
ALAIN BELDA They started chipping away. There were some things going on (minor altercations in the crowd and hal...
LARRY BULLINGTON We picked it up defensively in the third quarter. We played tough and hung in there at the end.
JOSH NAUMAN We thought [at halftime] we'd be all right. We usually make our runs in the third quarter.
BRIAN WAGNER In the third, they might be a little tired, and I think we came out strong and put the game away. It...
HENRIK ZETTERBERG I felt we had to stop them on their first possession of the second half and score on our first posse...
BILL ALLEN We moved the ball pretty well offensively, especially in the first half and the third quarter.
BILL PEKAREK The third quarter was a rough quarter, but Troy is one of the best-coached teams that we play. They ...
AMY HANCOCK We went to a zone in the third quarter, then they got the ball to Coffey.
JAY CARLIN The third quarter we didn't move the ball. In the fourth quarter we were able to move it and scored,...
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YAO MING The three-point play (by Miller) was big. We had done a pretty good job in the third quarter getting...
DON KLOTH The third quarter is going great and there is no change in our outlook from what we said at the end ...
MICHAEL DELL We played even with them until the third quarter. Down the stretch we didn't play smart basketball, ...
FRANK LEAFE The first five minutes of the third quarter, we did well. I've got fighters. I'm not about to take t...
BRIAN MUSTY We came out strong in the third quarter and that was a big key for us.
JANELLE SPEARMON We came back and played great in that fourth quarter. I'm not even going to say the third quarter. W...
JOSHUA JOHNSON We just came out and jumped on them 17-8 in the first quarter. I feel like we had some let downs def...
DEIDRE HINZE It was back-and-forth with several lead changes in the third quarter. We built the lead up to about ...
ANDY WERNER We had a lull there in the third quarter where they pushed it out but we came back and fought back a...
GENE WATSON The first half has always been as battle with East Burke. But in the third quarter we came out and s...
JEFF PARHAM We were up 11 in the third quarter and playing really well. But we shut down late. We struggled to s...
MARK MOVRICH I think we tried to play at their pace, and we can't run with them. It got away from us in the secon...
ANDY JOHNSON We had about five or six opportunities in the third quarter and I think three or four of them were w...
ARNO KIRCHENWITZ We won the third quarter, that was big for us. We went into the fourth quarter feeling good and we h...
GARY PITTILLO We were leading Toms River South after the first quarter. It was a depth thing. They had the depth a...
ANTHONY AMMIRATA It was a hard-fought game, but we gave them too much cushion and we couldn't really recover. But our...
AL HARRINGTON The third quarter just wasn't our quarter. We just didn't play, I don't know what to say ... we just...
ENOKA LUCAS I'm pleased. They have a good team. The first game, we did a nice job at first and didn't put them a...
MARK ROYER As mentioned in our third-quarter conference call, bookings started to soften at the end of the thir...
GREG WILLIAMS They are very athletic. They sure exploded in the third quarter. We scored four points. The biggest ...
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GEORGE CARLIN Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that bi...
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