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ANDONI GARCIA Inspired By Beauty In Creation We Are One
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LEWIS CARROLL We sing a variety of songs many people already know, songs like 'Can You Feel the Love Tonight,' 'Ca...
JANET KUSHMEREK Every little gracious act adds to the quotient of grace in the world - how gracious can you be today...
ANGIE KARAN An Error is like Salt and A 'Sincere' Apology is like Water and a ''Repeated Same Error'' is like a ...
ANUROOP TYAGI Love is purpose and we all have love so we all have a purpose
PARKER LOUIS SEELY The farmer in us makes us do the things we do
SOTONYE ANGA Come on... come on... I am waiting for answer...
...

Silence doesn't make it... bet...
DEYTH BANGER In my five years of being here, this has probably been the best togetherness we've had on our team. ...
DEWITT DRISCOLL Not all of our heartless plans work as we intend; nor do all of our good intentions. We are where we...
MICHELLE SAGARA WEST Crime stories are our version of sitting round a camp fire and telling tales. We enjoy being scared ...
CAMILLA LACKBERG There is a farmer in every person. It is the farmer in you that makes you sow and reap
SOTONYE ANGA The words you can’t find, you borrow.
We read to know we’re not alone. We read because w...
GABRIELLE ZEVIN We are all God's creatures who must gather strength the best of our abilities to overcome fear.
KēVENS We are all disciples of the light.
STEVEN MAGEE Most of all, we remain focused on our Rock that never moves.
CRAIG GROESCHEL A lot of our songs tell stories. We like to reflect on what's happening in the suburbs. We do a lot ...
JACK JOSTES The future is too interesting and dangerous to be entrusted to any predictable, reliable agency. We ...
LEWIS THOMAS I am not better than you because of my religion, color, culture, education, status, wealth, etc. I a...
NAJWA ZEBIAN We also give discount coupons all year round with all of our dogs and cats that are adopted.
HARRY WELLS I feel a lot more humility, a lot more togetherness this training camp. The fire is lit. ... That's ...
DERRICK BROOKS So. Our little pearl of warmth, our spinning orrery of lives, our island, our beloved solar system, ...
KIM STANLEY ROBINSON Wherever we are, in all of our houses, we sing 'Queen of the Waves' in honor of the children, the si...
SISTER PAULINE TRONCALE All we are, all we can be, are the stories we tell," he says, and he is talking as if he is talking ...
NORA RALEIGH BASKIN Hatred and conflict are often rooted in differences between people of different races and religions....
JAGAD GURU CHRIS BUTLER It will be a tough game and we will need all our players if we are to win. As long as we have all ou...
CASSMAN WILLIAMS We will put our friends and our brothers, the Arabs and the Europeans ... far away from the Israeli ...
YASSER ARAFAT Everything passes by, and we are left with just our memories
BEN OAK In all distresses of our friends We first consult our private ends
JONATHAN SWIFT I am aware that everyone that exists has a story, and we all exist because that story is important f...
ARZELL Dae FATE NAYAE Nanagha Vandhuttoom Da, Sandy , Na Nata, London Lass,Russian Grapes, Ellorum Ippa Van...
SATHESH KUMAR M In our culture, we celebrate life rather than mourn death. We look at it as the end of our life cycl...
MARIA MURPHY We have extremists, too, in our own camp, in our own ranks, ... Of course, there are extremists ever...
YASSER ARAFAT The sky can never be frozen
because its vastness has chosen
all warmth of our lives as we...
MUNIA KHAN The fire is so big and our resources are so few, we can only fight the fire on our terms. We're cons...
DAVE WELLS My friends tend to be writers. I think writers and painters are really all the same-we just sit in o...
HOWARD HODGKIN We thought this would be a great place for all of us to gather. We just wanted to be able to be wher...
DONNA ORENDER History is made so that we can learn from it but like all lessons in life, if they are not learned w...
GARY F EVANS... We, of all the beings that we know of, can think. We can eat, write, build, save. We can predict, es...
TARUN BETALA We just wanna be the happy bums that we are. That's all.
MIKE PATTON He looks up and the loss in his Noise is so great it feels like I'm standing on the edge of an abyss...
PATRICK NESS We have over 50 here in Eutaw on the national registry, so we are trying to preserve our historic pr...
DEBORAH STONE I am proud of our president, our troops, and our allies, ... Yes, we are fighting to preserve our na...
DENNIS HASTERT Sing out my soul, thy songs of joy; Such as a happy bird will sing, Beneath a Rainbow's lovely...
WILLIAM HENRY DAVIES We all experience power struggles in our lives - at the workplace, with our friends, in our love liv...
BEAU WILLIMON Food is about communal togetherness. Our family does sit at the table. I think it's a great trag...
JONATHAN DIMBLEBY A concerted effort to preserve our heritage is a vital link to our cultural, educational, aesthetic,...
STEVE BERRY We must constantly remind ourselves that we are the image and likeness of God
SOTONYE ANGA All people are, at heart, egocentric. We exist at the center of our own little universes. We believe...
PETER DAVID When you live on a round planet, there's no choosing sides.
WAYNE DYER See the world as a farm, and everything we do as farming
SOTONYE ANGA When I look at my life and the lives of my female friends these days - with our dizzying number of o...
ELIZABETH GILBERT That was the day the ancient songs of blood and war spilled from a hole in the sky
And there wa...
BRIAN ANDREAS I think that's a lot to do with training camp. And our whole offense and our whole defense and speci...
LOU VALDIN I cannot remember the books I've read any more than the meals I have eaten; even so, they have made ...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON Our focus all summer up until we started camp was Texas and Vince Young.
BOBBY CARPENTER In my opinion, this is the hardest regional in Class B. There is a lot of talent in this regional, b...
JENNA RUDDELL All of our employees are working overtime and they will be working overtime as long as we need to to...
GWEN ROBINSON We have parties at my house. My girlfriends and I play our iPods, with all of our favorite songs. We...
AVRIL LAVIGNE If we do not rise to the challenge of our unique capacity to shape our lives, to seek the kinds of g...
NENA O'NEIL Sometimes I like to play the soundtracks to famous musicals so we can all sing along. South Pacific ...
LOUISE BROWN Our forbearance should never be misunderstood. Our reluctance for conflict should not be misjudged a...
RONALD REAGAN Everyone in my family sang, and we would always sing these songs.
CHAKA KHAN One Heart! One Mind! One Team! One Dream! One Goal! One Soul! That's how we roll!
MARCUS MAYO Many use the word “Kingdom” flippantly. Even though we sing about it in our praise songs, we tal...
SUNDAY ADELAJA Out of economic hardship can come change - we are suddenly cast onto our wits and our talents and ou...
MICHAEL LEUNIG I do sing in the car. I actually sing Britney Spears songs in the car - me and a close friend of min...
KELLY ROWLAND If we just let our vision of the world go forth, and we embrace it entirely, and we don't try to...
RICHARD PERLE As long as our civilization is essentially one of property, of fences, of exclusiveness, it will be ...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON Our Feast gatherings, which has spread all over the world, is attended by young people - and they lo...
BO SANCHEZ You and I have a rendezvous with destiny. We will preserve for our children this, the last best hope...
RONALD REAGAN I try not to keep in mind what's going on currently in music. We all have a wide variety of music we...
DAVID HAZEL We are all the same and we are all different. What great friends we will be.
KELLY MORAN We dream that we're all different. The reality is that we're all not.
ANTHONY T. HINCKS It was the front porch approach. For most of the songs, we were all playing all the time, as opposed...
BRUCE ROPER We got a lot of input from all of our cat friends, ... We wanted to be sure that tabby cats and Pers...
RICHARD THOMPSON We shelter children for a time; we live side by side with men; and that is all. We owe them nothing,...
FAY WELDON We have a plan to move all of our archives to our administration building. A lot of older trophies a...
BARBARA LEWIS God's dream is that you and I and all of us will realize that we are family, that we are made fo...
DESMOND TUTU In my opinion this life is our pre-school and we are all students, if we fail too pass our destiny, ...
SHANE J VAN DER VELDE If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th...
GARY F EVANS... Are shadows a shadowy reflection of the soul or is it a reflection of who we really are, or possibly...
GARY F EVANS... We are this fucking stick in the end...
DEYTH BANGER As straight Americans we have two choices: we can choose to sit back and enjoy our rights as we have...
JACK ANTONOFF When We have Patience in our minds and Love in our hearts, Nothing appears to be impossible or unrea...
PHILIP T.M The universe is so vast, so immense, we can never expect to explore it all. It is in effect, not so ...
CHRISTINA ENGELA We took a week off to gather ourselves with all of this happening. But all being together again and ...
JODI HOWELL No one can escape slavery; we are all slaves in some regards. We are slaves to our parent's expectat...
MAHIMA MARTEL But we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags; and we all do fa...
BIBLE This was an equal opportunity training camp. Having been off a year, and with the success of our dra...
DAVID POILE We are aware that in 2005 our efforts to preserve the stability and prestige of the Republic of Bulg...
GEORGI PARVANOV We are aware that in 2005 our efforts to preserve the stability and prestige of the Republic of Bulg...
GEORGI PURVANOV What encouragement the apostle holds out to us. O my friends, that we might leave all our pretension...
ELIAS HICKS When all are talking, no one is probably listening; but if no one is speaking then perhaps all are o...
ANUJ SOMANY We all start out knowing magic. We are born with whirlwinds, forest fires, and comets inside us. We ...
ROBERT MCCAMMON A fire, a fire is burning! I hear the boot of Lucifer, I see his filthy face! And it is my face, and...
ARTHUR MILLER I think if we go out there and all of us give 100 percent in a round, I think we should be fine. We ...
ERIC NILSSON We must improve our lives and we will do it together - all of our citizens and myself as president o...
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WILL ROGERS Ronald Reagan has held the two most demeaning jobs in the country; President of the United States an...
GEORGE WILL I used to do prank calls as these people and try to convince certain hoteliers that I was someone el...
WILL TUDOR All I know is what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the ...
WILL ROGERS The gap between ideals and actualities, between dreams and achievements, the gap that can spur stron...
GEORGE WILL America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
WILL ROGERS The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best o...
WILL ROGERS We are given children to test us and make us more spiritual.
GEORGE WILL It is no longer enough to be lusty. One must be a sexual gourmet.
GEORGE WILL Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an i...
WILL ROGERS America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House an...
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
WILL ROGERS There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more lea...
WILL ROGERS Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand...
WILL DURANT