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Bill Rogers

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GENE KIMMELMAN This new regulatory regime for cable could potentially have devastating impacts for our proverbial 5...
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HENRY KISSINGER The question is how can they make their product appealing to the cable and satellite operators. So i...
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SID HAIG Most consumer advocates recommend, for a cable company, you want to call once every six months and n...
AVIYA KUSHNER The reason the outages affected the same group and not other areas is because those customers are se...
JOHN DEWEY The reason the outages affected the same group and not other areas is because those customers are se...
JOHN DEWEY The three ['Law & Order'] shows have turned TNT into the number one network on cable and USA the num...
DICK WOLF My cell phone bill and my cable gets cut off all the time. Not because I don't have the money, b...
ERIN CUMMINGS Cable carried the ball for everything during the quarter--That's the way they've been for a long tim...
HAROLD VOGEL We're able to run a cable into the chapel and have audio guys record from the studio.
TOM BIERER It started as just a little cable show.
DOUGLAS WILSON These cable companies use their operations to present only one side of the issue because they don't ...
DENNIS BONE Each cable is about 3-feet in diameter, and within the cables are thin strings of wire that actually...
ERNESTO BUTCHER I don't even see it as cable TV anymore. I've been called 'Larry the Cable Guy' for ...
LARRY THE CABLE GUY For most of the Latinos in our nation, merger between Comcast and Time Warner Cable would mean one c...
TONY CARDENAS A la carte is the beginning of the end for niche cable programming.
DEBRA LEE Cable is still a small piece of the pie. The predominant way people will be connecting, even in five...
GARRY BETTY Cable cannot dispute the fact that they've incessantly raised rates. Cable rates continue to rise be...
CLAUDIA JONES If someone is taking unauthorized cable, they are not paying their franchise fees. Someone might be ...
BILL WEAVER Having tired of the predictable left versus right debates in cable news, I am eager to offer a diffe...
GLENN BECK I want Carl Icahn to accelerate what they have started and spin out cable. Cable is a utility, not c...
JAMES MCGLYNN The highest-caliber dramatic work produced for TV - not just in cable but something like 'The Go...
TODD HAYNES The one thing that Qwest has is its local franchise, and over the next two years it's going to becom...
DONNA JAEGERS This proposal is in line with Earthlink's belief in open access, providing broadband connections for...
DAN GREENFIELD This company is supremely adaptable, ... They're buying their way into the cable business and techno...
WILLIAM KOVACIC The only reason I'm ever in character as 'Larry The Cable Guy' is because that's wha...
LARRY THE CABLE GUY Maybe I could just James Bond my way down the cable if I draped the scarf over it, clinging to the e...
KATIE MACALISTER I just paid $500 for my electric bill!
CHARLOTTE CURRY Cody continued to run the ball hard and he had several carries of between 15 and 20 yards. He averag...
AARON STIEGELER The building just swayed one way and just kept going yards, yards further,
BRIAN CLARK The 8 P.M. hour in the cable news world is currently driven by the indomitable Bill O'Reilly, Na...
CAMPBELL BROWN Many of our constituents have one option for cable TV and one price. Our constituents desire choice.
MELISSA BEAN With the rise of cable, network is clearly floundering because the characters on cable are far more ...
DYLAN MCDERMOTT Prior to 'The Shield,' basic cable was just a wasteland of reruns and NASCAR. When we came a...
MICHAEL CHIKLIS Cable is not really growing at all, ... It's seeing roughly 15 to 20 percent growth in terms of upgr...
MIKE PAXTON The people who depend on an antenna are often those who are underprivileged - the elderly and the di...
GORDON SMITH The justices have constitutionally protected obscenity in libraries, filth over cable television, an...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a bill...
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JOHN PATRICK That's just one line item on the bill.
BERYL LYONS I think that cable TV is a great venue to do something interesting.
BOB ODENKIRK He's got the TV and the cable and the VCR,
WARREN SAPP What's amazing is that the Web enables you to build a kind of channel that wouldn't have mad...
SALAR KAMANGAR DMAX music choices, those sort of cable-based digital radio systems, have been around for years. The...
CHUCK TAYLOR He's not on cable?
ROSS MARTIN I don't have cable. I just never watched a lot of TV.
ADAM DRIVER We have to cut that last cable. That's when the rover is really born.
MARK ADLER It could be that systems are too diverse for any single cable standard.
BRIAN HOLDEN Comcast doesn't have the vast array of content that AOL has. But [the merger] may call for the sale ...
DAVID JOYCE Sounds like a good argument. But the problem is that it is a free over-the-air signal if you want to...
BARRY FABER There were times when we didn't have hot water or a phone line. But I guarantee you, we always h...
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EDWARD HATCH This is the owner's manual that they're providing to the cable industry to monopolize the Internet.
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BRUCE KASREL He also threatened to sue me for breaking their cable.
CHARLES PITTMAN A cobweb is as good as the mightiest cable when there is strain upon it
HENRY WARD BEECHER For years, broadcasters didn't get a nickel out of retransmission consent. But broadcast content...
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LARRY THE CABLE GUY Even before I did stand-up, I've always been the kind of guy - and I talk about it on stage - wh...
LARRY THE CABLE GUY The thing that's changed the way I do my stand-up act is having kids and getting older and wiser...
LARRY THE CABLE GUY What I do onstage, there's maybe .0001 percent of the population that acts like that. I talk lik...
LARRY THE CABLE GUY Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show - in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. ...
LARRY THE CABLE GUY I've always felt that if you've been blessed, you should try to help as many people as you c...
LARRY THE CABLE GUY I just developed my act way back in the late '80s. I went to college in Georgia, so I picked up ...
LARRY THE CABLE GUY I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami.
LARRY THE CABLE GUY We're homebodies. I've gotten to see my kids' first steps, first smiles, first words. Ev...
LARRY THE CABLE GUY One of my little girls is named Reagan. Her first words were, 'Mr. Larry, tear down this crib.&#...
LARRY THE CABLE GUY I don't judge people by their accent, or how they word things, or how grammatically correct thei...
LARRY THE CABLE GUY I saw a sign one time that said 'hemorrhoids awareness week' at the doctor's office. Let...
LARRY THE CABLE GUY It's nice if people can finally loosen up a little bit and just go out laugh at silliness. I mea...
LARRY THE CABLE GUY I'm a huge NASCAR fan, but I'm not a gearhead. I've never been into fixing cars. It'...
LARRY THE CABLE GUY Doing a kid's movie is fun when you have kids. You don't want to do kids' movies if you ...
LARRY THE CABLE GUY I've never judged anybody by how they look or how they dress. I basically judge them on their ch...
LARRY THE CABLE GUY I think probably one of the coolest things was when I went to play basketball at Rucker Park in Harl...
LARRY THE CABLE GUY I'm saying, Come on, the global warming thing? How did the ice melt during the ice ages? Was the...
LARRY THE CABLE GUY We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was 'Larry the Cable Guy's C...
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LARRY THE CABLE GUY Our whole wedding cost 180 bucks. Afterward, we re-heated lasagna for everyone and set off fireworks...
LARRY THE CABLE GUY What a piece of garbage this smart car is. There's a commercial - the smart car has zero percent...
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DICK PARSONS But we had 500 or something total yards, so we're not about that.
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ELLIOTT ABRAMS I don't own cable, but my TV came with a Netflix button.
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JAMES DOLAN If commodities prices are at their multi-year highs, then you'll expect that the producers and the m...
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WILL ROGERS Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
WILL ROGERS The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERS People in Hollywood are going make pictures where ever it's the least expensive to make them.
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WAYNE ROGERS I have no great desire to play a great role. You can't make quality on TV anyway. It's alway...
WAYNE ROGERS Everything that is large and institutional should be distrusted, even though it may be the best arou...
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WAYNE ROGERS You can't change the market; the market just is.
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WAYNE ROGERS I'm not saying I'm a paragon of virtue, but it's hard for me not to be honorable.
WAYNE ROGERS I may have a slightly paranoid nature, a fear of losing control of my life.
WAYNE ROGERS I'd heard stories about business managers who lost their client's money. My feeling was that...
WAYNE ROGERS The rehearsal is where it all happens for an actor.
WAYNE ROGERS You trivialize the idea of competition totally, then there's no point in having the competition ...
WAYNE ROGERS Look first at management. That's the key to a company.
WAYNE ROGERS I'm not hiding anything. What you see is what you get.
WAYNE ROGERS I love to be in the position of not knowing what I'm gonna do, but having rehearsed all of those...
WAYNE ROGERS People will always want a free lunch.
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WAYNE ROGERS What's a butterfly garden without butterflies?
ROY ROGERS Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS I always tried to hit the ball back through the box because that is the largest unprotected area.
ROGERS HORNSBY It don't make no difference where I go or what happens, so long as I can play the full nine.
ROGERS HORNSBY To be a good hitter you've got to do one thing - get a good ball to hit.
ROGERS HORNSBY Now the advantage is all with the hitters.
ROGERS HORNSBY I've never been a yes man.
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ROGERS HORNSBY I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
ROGERS HORNSBY I believe in dressing for the occasion. There's a time for sweater, sneakers and Levis and a tim...
GINGER ROGERS Sure, jets are fast and economical, but, oh my, what fun we've lost and what leisure we've s...
GINGER ROGERS When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
WILL ROGERS I'm the chairman of the intelligence committee. We don't only get formal briefings, but we c...
MIKE ROGERS I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get...
WILL ROGERS I have no Politics. I am for the Party that is out of Power, no matter which one it is. But I will g...
WILL ROGERS When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked abo...
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WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.
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WILL ROGERS We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory.
WILL ROGERS Youve got to be an optimist to be a Democrat, and youve got to be a humorist to stay one.
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized partyI am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They do...
WILL ROGERS I originated a remark many years ago that I think has been copied more than any little thing that Iv...
WILL ROGERS I never met a man I didn't like.
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DESIREE ROGERS I'm a business person at heart.
DESIREE ROGERS We've become accustomed to let officials handle everything.
AL ROGERS Our young black men are falling victim to some anti-social behavior. Our kids are going to find acce...
AL ROGERS It was a blow to me. My job is to make sure the building is safe.
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AL ROGERS I'm happy to be here. I enjoy my job so far and I'm glad to work in the town I grew up in.
ALAN ROGERS He is, in our view, reformed.
ALAN ROGERS They just need to do something to make it look nicer.
ALAN ROGERS It's a hard transition. You have to really want to be a part of a new culture.
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ALAN ROGERS The farm women are extremely well organized and are bound to be heard from.
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WILL ROGERS You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
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WILL ROGERS To know her was to love her.
SAMUEL ROGERS The Good are better made by Ill, As odours crushed are sweeter still.
SAMUEL ROGERS Haste is slow. [Lat., Festinatio tarda est.]
SAMUEL ROGERS Timid dogs more eagerly bark than bite.
SAMUEL ROGERS Nothing is so secure in its position as not to be in danger from the attack even of the weak.
SAMUEL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.
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WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
WILL ROGERS Come to Jesus. Come to Jesus.
ADRIAN ROGERS The city has come together for strength and to rally -- that is a good thing,
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ADRIAN ROGERS I have known him for years,
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WILL ROGERS I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
WILL ROGERS No party is as bad as its leaders.
WILL ROGERS Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
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WILL ROGERS If you ever injected truth into politics, you would have no politics.
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WILL ROGERS It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was s...
WILL ROGERS With the price of life these days, you've got to get everything for free you can.
CARL ROGERS The facts are always friendly, every bit of evidence one can acquire, in any area, leads one that mu...
CARL ROGERS The very essence of the creative is its novelty, and hence we have no standard by which to judge it.
CARL ROGERS When I look at the world I'm pessimistic, but when I look at people I am optimistic.
CARL ROGERS In my early professional years I was asking the question: How can I treat, or cure, or change this p...
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CARL ROGERS All I know is what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the ...
WILL ROGERS America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
WILL ROGERS Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley.
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WILL ROGERS Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an i...
WILL ROGERS America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
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CARL ROGERS The only person who cannot be helped is that person who blames others.
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CARL ROGERS The good life is a process, not a state of being. It is a direction not a destination.
CARL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS The only person who is educated is the one who has learned how to learn and change.
CARL ROGERS Part of the problem with the word 'disabilities' is that it immediately suggests an inability to see...
FRED ROGERS If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
WILL ROGERS Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERS When I say it's you I like, I'm talking about that part of you that knows that life is far more than...
FRED ROGERS Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERS Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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JIM ROGERS Never act upon wishful thinking. Act without checking the facts, and chances are that you will be sw...
JIM ROGERS Those who can not adjust to change will be swept aside by it. Those who recognize change and react a...
JIM ROGERS I will never joke about old soldiers who try to get to reunions to talk over the war again. To talk ...
WILL ROGERS The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.
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FRED ROGERS Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoymen...
WILL ROGERS A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
WILL ROGERS Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being humorous when you have the whole government working for you.
WILL ROGERS Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
WILL ROGERS There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their memoir...
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WILL ROGERS Compared to them I
WILL ROGERS The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up...
WILL ROGERS We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR C...
WILL ROGERS My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.
WILL ROGERS There are no small parts. Only small actors.
GINGER ROGERS Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
WILL ROGERS I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.
WILL ROGERS I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
ROGERS HORNSBY Don't be afraid to give up the good to go for the great.
KENNY ROGERS The whole financial structure of Wall Street seems to rise or fall on the mere fact that the Federal...
WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else s.
WILL ROGERS You've got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em know when to walk away, know when to run.
KENNY ROGERS There wasn't any more truth in over half of what any so-called orator said. If it wasn't a Deliberat...
WILL ROGERS A debt is just as hard for a Government to pay as it is for an individual. No debt ever comes due at...
WILL ROGERS The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?
WILL ROGERS A faith that hasn't been tested can't be trusted.
ADRIAN ROGERS The main thing about being a hero is to know when to die.
WILL ROGERS Being a hero is about the shortest lived profession on earth.
WILL ROGERS We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
WILL ROGERS