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Will Rogers
Related In day-to-day commerce, television is not so much interested in the business of communications as in... TOM C. CLARK In day-to-day commerce, television is not so much interested in the business of communications as in... LES BROWN When you grow up there are things that you would love to do make your father proud is one and have f... GARY F EVANS... When you live in the present, the past is forgotten & the future takes care of itself. MANDY HALE She was intimidating and all I could do was sit back on the couch as she paced back and forth, slowl... IN THE MAKING Orion is above the horizon now, and near it Jupiter, brighter than it will ever be ... But i expect ... THOMAS HARRIS We can leave a place behind, or we can stay in that place and leave our selfishness (often expressed... JOHN H. GROBERG Wake up to a brand new day and realize why you woke up to meet the day! Live to the end of another d... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH The goal in life is not to try and live forever, but to create something that will forever in people... KARON WADDELL Now is the only time we have, and the only time that we have any control over. RICHARD CARLSON In the beginning, there was nothing and from nothing came our species then behold the dawn of music.... GARY F EVANS... There is no greater glory than to die for love. GABRIEL GARCíA MáRQUEZ Together they had overcome the daily incomprehension, the instantaneous hatred, the reciprocal nasti... GABRIEL GARCíA MáRQUEZ She would defend herself, saying that love, no matter what else it might be, was a natural talent. S... GABRIEL GARCíA MáRQUEZ Trust In Every Words, And You Will Believe In Your Works. EIZZA ZAIZALNIZAM The unfortunate thing is that, sometimes, we slip, but, fortunately, consciously or unconsciously, w... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH To get over the past, you first have to accept that the past is over. No matter how many times you r... MANDY HALE We fall back into the past, we jump ahead into the future, and in this we lose our entire lives. THICH NHAT HANH Life begins somewhere and ends somewhere with time but to get somewhere with the life you have depen... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Another year is ending, but something is pending ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES The battle is not physical, it is spiritual and your mind is the battleground. Keep your mind pure a... JEANETTE CORON There is no such thing as objectivity. We are all just interpreting signals from the universe and tr... BONES THE DOCTOR IN THE PHOTO Just because you believe something was true in the past does not mean it will be true in the future. JEFFREY FRY Beautify your breath – beautify your life. AMIT RAY Now is everything Now is the essence Now is the focus Focus on the now For that ... KAREN HACKEL God is not impressed with what PRECEDES your name, but how you PROCEED in His Name." BJ NELSON When Luke had descended into the River Styx, he would've had to focus on something important that wo... RICK RIORDAN I have always wished the present to resemble memory: because the present can be flat at times, and b... LYDIA MILLET You've never really trusted him, though you don't understand why. Something about the fact that he's... N.K. JEMISIN One must simply take the days of their lives as they happen. If you spend time worrying over what is... R.J. GONZALES Savor the moment. Set a goal that you value and plan the steps to of getting there in a way that you... TERENCE T. GORSKI No one should let yesterday use up too much of today. Easy to say, hard to live. ANDREA HAIRSTON It may be the kind where, at the age of thirty, you sit in some bar hating everybody who comes in lo... J.D. SALINGER There was a house at the foot of the tower, close to the thunder of the waves breaking against the c... GABRIEL GARCíA MáRQUEZ That’s what I liked about those nuns. You could tell, for one thing, that they never went anywhere... J.D. SALINGER Now is the only time we have, and the only time we have any control over. RICHARD CARLSON So, tomorrow, I'm leaving. And I'm not going to let that happen again with anyone else. I'm going to... STEPHEN CHBOSKY No, of course not. But surely you know your affair couldn't go on forever." "Forever has no mea... ELLEN HOPKINS A perfectly decent fellow may be driven by circumstances to commit a crime and if he's found out he'... W.SOMERSET MAUGHAM Let me repeat. I have not read all the work of this present generation of writing. I have not had ti... WILLIAM FAULKNER I hate saying corny things like "traveling incognito." But when I'm with somebody that's corny, I al... J.D. SALINGER “Love is not to be discovered but felt.It is brewing in air across universe.One needs only open ey... ANUJ SOMANY I promise myself that I will enjoy every minute of the day that is given me to live. THICH NHAT HANH You can't go back to how things were. How you thought they were. All you really have is...now. JAY ASHER Life is a journey, not a destination. RALPH WALDO EMERSON It is so torturous to be in the crowd not only because the voice there is usually loud, but also oft... ANUJ SOMANY It seems like all the best people have all the worst habits. THOMAS WALLACE SCHERZER A person who lives truly in present time is dependent on oneself only not on sycophants’ people. ANUJ SOMANY I had a best friend once 20 years down the line a friendship that you just do not get now, i regarde... GARY F EVANS... Tongues are a miraculous manifestations of being filled with the Holy Ghost. PST ADELAJA SUNDAY The Buddha told him, "When we sit, we know we are sitting. When we walk, we know we are walking. Whe... THICH NHAT HANH She plucked the blossoms from the bag and arranged them, one by one, in the water glass on her dress... SARAH JIO Tomorrow is tomorrow. Future cares have future cures, And we must mind today. SOPHOCLES To him, even the momentary was momentous. G.K. CHESTERTON You can clutch the past so tightly to your chest that it leaves your arms too full to embrace the... JAN GLIDEWELL I’m pretty sure there are some things in the dark that we’re not meant to see. KARINA HALLE I know,” said November. He was pale and thin lipped. He helped October out of the wooden chair. �... NEIL GAIMAN When life gives you lemons, say cool, what else you got? CARMEN IN THE SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS Pursuit of contentment is not the pursuit of an elusive tomorrow; it is the celebration of today. In... MAJID KAZMI Tangles of life:
Things are busy, moments are time spent, goals are pathways, experience are shadows... C. ANDREW Art must be parochial in the beginning to be cosmopolitan in the end. GEORGE A. MOORE If you want to conquer the anxiety of life, live in the moment, live in the breath. AMIT RAY Entrepreneur, you're either raising the bar of excellence or, you're exhaling at the bar which is ex... ONYI ANYADO Don't let fear cripple you and keep you from trying new things, changing things, exploring and livin... AKIROQ BROST Now i know what it feels like being Ryan Bingham ARIEL SERAPHINO To have the time to reminisce is one of the futures gifts. Don't think to much, don't live to fast, ... CALVIN WILSON We are the masters of our own destinies we shape and mould our lives into to the circumstances surro... GARY F EVANS... How should I know?" said Alice, surprised at her own courage. "It's no business of mine." The Q... LEWIS CARROLL Smiling at death seems like a pretty bold act. And so I smile like a damned fool. EMM COLE We need to embrace every day and enjoy it as much as we can. KAREN TODD SCARPULLA Without God there could be no American form of government nor an American way of life. Recognition o... DWIGHT DAVID EISENHOWER If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th... GARY F EVANS... She said 'Over my dead body!' so I took her at her word. DIANA WYNNE JONES The end of the world is a strange concept. The world is always ending, and the end is always being a... NEIL GAIMAN What is the Other?" they ask. The Other is the one who taught me whatI should be like, but not ... PAULO COELHO May I never neither turn left nor turn right in my journey of life, but may I go straight to Christ ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Clay in the hands of a good potter suffers so many good turns, but in the end, we see its real and t... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Congratulations, to the people which made gotham series, still need some more and extra work! DEYTH BANGER Friendship is a double-edged sword one side it can be great and true but the other side it spells be... GARY F EVANS... Creativity is not just thinking outside the box but living outside it. VICTOR SHAMAS I don't know if I have a favorite color. KATE MIDDLETON It's very special having a new little girl. KATE MIDDLETON Look, my friends!' he called. 'Here's a pretty hobbit-skin to wrap an elven princeling in! If it wer... J.R.R. TOLKIEN Beauty is the light within. Only when you see the light within yourself will others see it in you. F. JOHNSON In Hong Kong, I read Gabriel Garcia Marquez’s “Love in the Time of Cholera”, in which the hero... GRAEME SIMSION He called out to his fellow monks,'Come quickly I am tasting stars. JOHN GREEN Hail to you gods, on that day of the great reckoning. Behold me, I have come to you, without sin, wi... THE BOOK OF THE DEAD When a man takes one step toward God, God takes more steps toward that man than there are sands in t... THE WORK OF THE CHARIOT The Witch 2015, has shown how religion make us, and where does this shit put us. How just by one rel... DEYTH BANGER The Witch 2015, has shown how religion make us, and where does this shit put us. How just by one rel... DEYTH BANGER Never doubt God in the darkness what he has given us in the light. FRANCINE RIVERS The mark of a real man, is a man who can allow himself to fall deeply in love with a woman. But the ... C. JOYBELL C. At the end of the day, I'm a man. DANIEL CORMIER All believers are members of the same body and should be viewed and treated that way. HENRY HON Dive into the river of the present, but don't thrash about, go with the flow. JIM GENOVESE Lawyers are alright, I guess — but it doesn't appeal to me", I said. "I mean they're alright if th... J.D. SALINGER Here was one with an air of high nobility such as Aragorn at times revealed, less high perhaps, yet ... J.R.R. TOLKIEN All the things that are in the past are in the past. PABLO SANDOVAL What else? She is so beautiful. You don’t get tired of looking at her. You never worry if she is s... JOHN GREEN
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. WILL ROGERS Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious. WILL ROGERS Don't let yesterday use up too much of today. WILL ROGERS Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse. WILL ROGERS The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer. WILL ROGERS Never let yesterday use up too much of today. WILL ROGERS When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds. WILL ROGERS I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get... WILL ROGERS I have no Politics. I am for the Party that is out of Power, no matter which one it is. But I will g... WILL ROGERS When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked abo... WILL ROGERS Here it is, a New Year. We got to make some resolutions, as well as interest and tax payments in thi... 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WILL ROGERS The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse ... WILL ROGERS Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. WILL ROGERS You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people. WILL ROGERS It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human. WILL ROGERS I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody chance to get s... WILL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it. WILL ROGERS Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes ... WILL ROGERS Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite. WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts. WILL ROGERS Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet. WILL ROGERS In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You bein... WILL ROGERS Believe in something for another world, but don't be too set on what it is, and then you won't start... WILL ROGERS The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every ... WILL ROGERS I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! WILL ROGERS I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce. WILL ROGERS No party is as bad as its leaders. WILL ROGERS Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space. WILL ROGERS The more you read and observe about this politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each part... WILL ROGERS The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. WILL ROGERS This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried... WILL ROGERS The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long ... WILL ROGERS If you ever injected truth into politics, you would have no politics. WILL ROGERS Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and their politicians as jokes. WILL ROGERS It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was s... WILL ROGERS All I know is what I read in the papers. WILL ROGERS The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the ... WILL ROGERS America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing. WILL ROGERS The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best o... WILL ROGERS Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. WILL ROGERS About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an i... WILL ROGERS America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House an... WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you WILL ROGERS There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more lea... WILL ROGERS A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in. WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in. WILL ROGERS There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in. WILL ROGERS If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in. WILL ROGERS I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good. WILL ROGERS Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far. WILL ROGERS Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up. WILL ROGERS Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. WILL ROGERS I will never joke about old soldiers who try to get to reunions to talk over the war again. To talk ... WILL ROGERS The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. WILL ROGERS You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness. WILL ROGERS Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoymen... WILL ROGERS A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries. WILL ROGERS Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion. WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers. WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects. WILL ROGERS If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being humorous when you have the whole government working for you. WILL ROGERS Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches. WILL ROGERS There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their memoir... WILL ROGERS When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do -- w... WILL ROGERS There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The ... WILL ROGERS Compared to them I WILL ROGERS The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up... WILL ROGERS We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR C... WILL ROGERS My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat. WILL ROGERS Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation. WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work. WILL ROGERS I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips. WILL ROGERS The whole financial structure of Wall Street seems to rise or fall on the mere fact that the Federal... WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else s. WILL ROGERS There wasn't any more truth in over half of what any so-called orator said. If it wasn't a Deliberat... WILL ROGERS A debt is just as hard for a Government to pay as it is for an individual. No debt ever comes due at... WILL ROGERS The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole? WILL ROGERS The main thing about being a hero is to know when to die. WILL ROGERS Being a hero is about the shortest lived profession on earth. WILL ROGERS We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. WILL ROGERS There is an awful lot of difference between reading something and actually seeing it, for you can ne... WILL ROGERS Don't be misled by History, or any other unreliable source. WILL ROGERS Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. WILL ROGERS I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. WILL ROGERS Live so that you wouldn WILL ROGERS The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. WILL ROGERS In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write, but evidently can't read. If they c... WILL ROGERS There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education. WILL ROGERS There is no more interesting place in the world to meet characters than a movie set. If you have los... WILL ROGERS Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something ... WILL ROGERS Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up. If it don't... WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people th... WILL ROGERS I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today. WILL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are to finishing it. You take Diplomac... WILL ROGERS I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse. WILL ROGERS This depression was deep, and you don't climb out of anything as quick as you fall in. WILL ROGERS Lord, let me live until I die. WILL ROGERS One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next. WILL ROGERS Things will get better -- despite our efforts to improve them. WILL ROGERS You can't say that civilization don't advance... for in every war they kill you a new way. WILL ROGERS There should be one day when there is open season on senators. WILL ROGERS This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a h... WILL ROGERS With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke. WILL ROGERS When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states. WILL ROGERS Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't ... WILL ROGERS If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session ... WILL ROGERS Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work WILL ROGERS Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting ... WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war, they kill you in a new way. WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way. WILL ROGERS Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. WILL ROGERS Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold WILL ROGERS You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one WILL ROGERS Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth. WILL ROGERS All I know is what I read in the papers WILL ROGERS Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf. WILL ROGERS The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meet... WILL ROGERS The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. WILL ROGERS The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on ... WILL ROGERS Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a croo... WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people th... WILL ROGERS Common sense ain't common. WILL ROGERS I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it WILL ROGERS The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every mor... WILL ROGERS Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything. WILL ROGERS I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now. WILL ROGERS Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work. WILL ROGERS You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way. WILL ROGERS For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the po... WILL ROGERS Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is. WILL ROGERS Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth. WILL ROGERS Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each ot... WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance. WILL ROGERS Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ... WILL ROGERS Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutio... WILL ROGERS Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it... WILL ROGERS A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you... WILL ROGERS Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. WILL ROGERS One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials. WILL ROGERS A fool and his money are soon elected. WILL ROGERS I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. WILL ROGERS Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts. WILL ROGERS People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their... WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress peo... WILL ROGERS Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they do... WILL ROGERS Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising a... WILL ROGERS If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising ... WILL ROGERS The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress ... WILL ROGERS What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds. WILL ROGERS Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. WILL ROGERS There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The ... WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. WILL ROGERS Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then se... WILL ROGERS Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. WILL ROGERS Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. WILL ROGERS You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is. WILL ROGERS Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. WILL ROGERS We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others. WILL ROGERS A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth. WILL ROGERS Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United Stat... WILL ROGERS Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction. WILL ROGERS The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live o... WILL ROGERS When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur. WILL ROGERS A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. WILL ROGERS Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. WILL ROGERS People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument. WILL ROGERS We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by. WILL ROGERS The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. WILL ROGERS I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.' WILL ROGERS Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans WILL ROGERS Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we neve... WILL ROGERS Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. WILL ROGERS Prohibition is better than no liquor at all. WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a Hous... WILL ROGERS If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, a... WILL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplo... WILL ROGERS If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper t... WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat. WILL ROGERS Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison. WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's. WILL ROGERS Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifu... WILL ROGERS The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every mor... WILL ROGERS