Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
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Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
WILL ROGERS If you think you're getting too much government these days, just be happy that you're not getting al...
UNKNOWN What motivated the comments is players not getting what they thought they were paying for.
PETE ANDERSON People were waiting to get in. Not only will they be looking around, but they will be spending money...
CINDY TAYLOR There were several car loads and we were thankful for it.
LYNN COLLINS My favorite 'Mister Rogers' episodes were always the ones where Mr. Rogers would go into the...
FELICIA DAY It's not a case of FEMA not trying. It's not being able to whenever we were talking to the federa...
BILL BERRY There was no instruction to be thankful that the Christians were special people, chosen people. Ther...
JOHN CLAYTON If elected I shall be thankful; if not, it will be all the same.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN He was cooperative, ... We were
thankful for that.
GEORGE BLACK Be thankful for problems. If they were less difficult, someone with less ability might have your job...
JIM LOVELL Be thankful for problems. If they were less difficult, someone with less ability might have your job...
UNKNOWN If the price of oil rises, Iraqis will be paying for the incompetence of the government in maintaini...
KAMAL YASSIN It's going to be hard, but were trying, ... We hope this will be a major event and with all the help...
MICHAEL COLLINS They were so appreciative and thankful.
LISA WEBBER Be encouraged. Hold your head up high and know God is in control and has a plan for you. Instead of ...
GERMANY KENT I'm thankful because all the hard work and sacrifices were worth it in the end.
WIZKID If [the legislature] will positively enact a thing to be done, the judges are not at liberty to reje...
WILLIAM BLACKSTONE If you don't know what to be thankful for, be thankful for all the troubles you haven't had yet.
VIKRANT PARSAI I did not see ill will on the part of the government, that they were holding it for themselves, or m...
ASMA JEHANGIR We were all over the place. We were in passing lanes, we were deflecting passes, getting our hands o...
RAFER ALSTON On Monday and Tuesday we were having difficulty getting enrollment eligibility information from the ...
MICHAEL POLZIN What is government itself but the greatest of all reflections on human nature? If men were angels, n...
JAMES MADISON We were really thankful that the tree didn't fall on Miss Kitty. Vehicles can be fixed.
GUYLENE GUNTRUM Government ought not to be telling employers what they should be paying. The market should be dictat...
DAVID DANIEL I'm really thankful they were able to live.
JASON LYNCH It was a great start to the season, they were solid all around. Beating both Rogers and Barrington i...
KYLE HOWARD We knew they were going to be up for not getting beaten 4-1 again, but we were by far the better sid...
DEREK JOHNSTON They were all getting hits.
HELENE HOOKER We were able to cope because many helped, and for that we are very thankful.
ARNEL SULLIANO Don’t settle for living mediocre. Focus on all the positive and embrace it. Ignore the negative an...
GERMANY KENT The plane tickets were $1,100 (each). Right now the hardest part is paying all of that off.
AUDRIE PATTENN We had been paying for it actually all along. When we were a state agency it was a transfer from our...
ANDY WESSELS Indeed, the key to all diplomacy was knowing when they were serious about their threats and when the...
H.W. BRANDS Be present in all things and thankful for all things.
MAYA ANGELOU The Will Rogers Follies,
HANK WILLIAMS The government has not been paying much attention to the constitution.
BRIAN CONCANNON We were only allowed to watch Sesame Street and Mr. Rogers and 3-2-1 Contact!
RACHAEL LEIGH COOK We do not think they (the British government) are doing enough. All the government would say is that...
LOUISE CHRISTIAN A Labour government would also bring about a generational change in tax collection, shifting taxatio...
JOSEPH MUSCAT They were very surprised, and I think they were a little overwhelmed by the response. They seemed to...
JOEL GRAY If you want to know how fortunate you are, visit three places: the slum, the hospital, and the cemet...
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO This corporation is truly an example of corporate partnership and we are truly thankful for their su...
GREG BUTTS If it were not for the government, we should have nothing to laugh at in France.
SEBASTIAN ROCH NICOLAS CHAMFORT If it were not for the government, we should have nothing to laugh at in France.
SéBASTIEN-ROCH NICOLAS DE CHAMFORT Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
WILL ROGERS We were fortunate to be in the right place at the right time. Hey, I'll take 1-0 any day. They're to...
ANTHONY SIMS We did a little bit better on wages that [were] offered to us, but we were not successful in getting...
AL HARRISON The first 10 days we were cursed for being sluggish. If the government satisfies half the people, th...
ALWI SHIHAB The days when they were paying for limo rides to Bills' games are thankfully long gone.
NANCY ADAMS My father was a teacher, and there were teachers all around, his friends, they were working for the ...
C. L. R. JAMES It's something we all support. I'm sure all parents will be very thankful this coming September.
DIANE BELL This country would not be a land of opportunity, America could not be America, if the people were sh...
CALVIN COOLIDGE It was borderline last year and we went for Rogers, which in hindsight was probably the right decisi...
BRIAN GOORJIAN The advertisers need to be aware that they are not getting their money's worth -- they have a contra...
BEN EDELMAN Physically I think we were there, but mentally, for whatever the reason, we were not where we needed...
DAN DAKICH This is what we worked for all summer. We were really focused on getting here.
DAJUAN HARRIS I don't feel like we're playing bad all the time. I just think that we're not getting the breaks. We...
ASHLEY PRIDE That's one of the best defenses we've played against all season. To get any opportunity against a sq...
ANDY BAILEY If something wrong happens, remain cool & calm as they make way for something good for which you wer...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA The Somali children were not getting an effective education.
JEAN CALDWELL If I were to be taken hostage, I would not plead for release nor would I want my government to be bl...
MARGARET MEAD Enjoy every moment, be thankful for what you have and abundance will be yours.
KISHAN S CHAUHAN That is why I came to conclusion that the election must take place, so that the republic can have a ...
AKHMAD KADYROV Be thankful for all you have! and any troubles you don't!
HEATHER MONTANO If men were angels, no government would be necessary.
JAMES MADISON If I can do one hundredth part for the Indian that Mrs. Stowe did for the Negro, I will be thankful.
HELEN HUNT JACKSON I will say this. The reason we got back together, initially, was because we thought we could make a ...
BEN WEASEL For the last 14 months we have been pumping gas to the national grid but the government is not payin...
BRIAN ADOLPH One Life is about realizing there's no second chances in this one life that we were given to live. S...
JONATHAN ANTHONY BURKETT The bottom line is there are lots of problems that were not created by government. The biggest one i...
CHUCK SCHUMER While the women of the older generation were thankful if only they succeeded in obtaining 'a wor...
ELLEN KEY It's impossible for the government to hold on now. There were too many people in the streets ... The...
CHRISTOPHE BARBIER Not," Swift said firmly, "for all the tea in China."
"That expression has never made sense to m...
LISA KLEYPAS Adam's four points were the biggest difference maker in the meet. We typically get shut out by Roger...
KYLE HOWARD We were endowed by our Creator with the inalienable rights of life, liberty and the pursuit of happi...
LAWRENCE KUDLOW We were visibly frustrated early on. We were apprehensive offensively. I am all for us making the ne...
DAVE KLINGEL Students were not getting a balanced science education.
GINGER DAVIS The scores were a little lower that what the kids are used to getting. But they were lower for every...
LESLIE GOMES We realized at that time that our sons were not getting enough track time. We both thought this woul...
TOM AHOLA Linda Lovelace and Gerry Damiano were witnesses for the government, ... They were granted immunity. ...
HARRY REEMS We so wanted to step out to something different that we made it clear to each other there were no bo...
DUSTIN KENSRUE They were trying to be too clever, they were worried about getting goals. They weren't playing the w...
JACK PARKER They were all extraordinary children. They were considered excellent teammates, and they will be dee...
COLLEEN ROCHE People were always getting ready for tomorrow. I didn't believe in that. Tomorrow wasn't getting rea...
CORMAC MCCARTHY Citizens of the United States expect their government to be there in times of disaster and they were...
JANE BULLOCK If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.
P. J. O'ROURKE We will turn the corner soon and start getting some wins, and our hard work will start paying off.
EDDIE POPE Offensively, we just couldn't get our shots to fall or we'd [commit] a turnover. We were not getting...
DAN QUINN The primary victims of Katrina, those who were given the least help by the government, those rescued...
JONATHAN KOZOL We were plagued by inherent time delays in the process, and we were paying significant amounts of mo...
DON REED The poor would never be able to live at all if it were not for the poor.
GEORGE MOORE It's frustrating. If all the government funding we were counting on had come through, we'd be in the...
BARRY MARTIN They showed all the signs of not paying attention to what I used to tell them, however, when they gr...
NSANYA NDANSHAU It's a good start. They were all good matches. Last season I didn't have enough players to field a f...
GOMER MORGAN Dan and I were fighting for our lives. I focused on living and not getting killed.
ERIK EISSINGER Theres not one day where I realize how thankful I should be. For what I have, for what I will have a...
CARLY MICHELLE They were idiots for not getting rid of me or him, every single week. It was so obvious. They though...
AMBER BRKICH There is always something to be thankful for. If you can't pay your bills, you can be thankful you a...
E.C. MCKENZIE Be thankful for everything that happens in your life; it’s all an experience.
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WILL ROGERS No party is as bad as its leaders.
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WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
WILL ROGERS Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERS Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.
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WILL ROGERS Lord, let me live until I die.
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WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
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WILL ROGERS A fool and his money are soon elected.
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WILL ROGERS The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
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