The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
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Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.
WILL ROGERS The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
WILL ROGERS The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on ...
WILL ROGERS The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a ta...
WILL ROGERS The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a ta...
WILL ROGERS Today it takes more brains and effort to make out the income tax form than it does to make the incom...
ALFRED NEUMAN Today it takes more brains and effort to make out the income tax form than it does to make the incom...
ALFRED E. NEUMAN The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.
THOMAS DEWAR Nothing hurts more than having to pay an income tax, unless it is not having to pay an income tax.
LORD THOMAS DEWAR Nothing hurts more than having to pay an income tax, unless it is not having to pay an income tax.
THOMAS ROBERT DEWAR The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government.
BARRY GOLDWATER The only thing worse than paying income tax is not paying income tax
DONALD MACLEOD This would be a tax increase on low and middle-income Americans.
DAN GRISWOLD When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of in...
PLATO We will lower the tax burden on middle-class Americans by asking the very wealthy to pay their fair ...
, "PUTTING PEOPLE FIRST", 1992 When there is an income tax, the just will pay more and the unjust less
PLATO What I do is allow middle-income families to finally be able to save their money tax-free. No tax on...
MITT ROMNEY Golf has more rules than any other game because golf has more cheaters than any other game
BRUCE LANSKY We will attract more people to Kentucky by lowering our income tax rate. In fact, lowering the incom...
ERNIE FLETCHER Despite the tax cuts passed by the federal government, Americans will spend more on taxes than they ...
SCOTT HODGE No one making less than $250,000 under Barack Obama's plan will see one single penny of their ta...
JOE BIDEN The landscape has shifted and continually more Americans don't want to see the estate tax repealed.
WILLIAM MANN It is totally about tax cuts. Our current deficits are not the result of critical spending to help l...
SCOTT MCCOWN The tax burden among income groups has been relatively unchanged.
DAN MITCHELL This survey represents the oral health of more than 256 million Americans. While the findings are en...
BRUCE PIHLSTROM Tax revenues are going to be lower. Fewer people will have jobs, fewer people will pay income tax, m...
PAUL DONOVAN An increasing number of middle income Americans are benefiting from the rising value of their stocks...
BILL ARCHER The highest-income Americans don't need tax-free health insurance, mortgage interest deductions ...
STEVEN RATTNER If Government see herself as a shareholder in every business & not just a tax collector,she will end...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The Clinton tax increase - which was an increase in taxes primarily on upper-income people - not onl...
BARNEY FRANK The income tax is a slave tax,
ALAN KEYES If you took the sales-tax deduction instead of the income-tax deduction when you itemized, then your...
BOB SCHARIN The U.S. has been living in a situation of excesses for too long. Consumers were out spending more t...
NOURIEL ROUBINI The income tax is a twentieth-century socialist experiment that has failed. Before the income tax wa...
ALAN KEYES More than 1.1 million taxpayers in Pennsylvania will enjoy a lower tax rate, more than 1.4 million m...
TIM MURPHY The tax relief that this Congress has given now in terms of four tax cuts has overwhelmingly gone to...
RICHARD NEAL Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychiatrists have.
HARVEY PENICK Tax increases aren't the answer. It would remove income from Americans' pockets, slow or stagnate jo...
DAN BURTON I can make a firm pledge, under my plan, no family making less than $250,000 a year will see any for...
BARACK OBAMA Actually we were trying to start the income tax season a little early. The income tax season is our ...
CRAIG COOPER The trade-offs involved are shifting more of the tax burden onto middle-income folks or cutting prog...
JOEL FRIEDMAN The trade-offs involved are shifting more of the tax burden onto middle-income folks or cutting prog...
JOEL FRIEDMAN We're going to accept the 2005, and within the 2005 the Earned Income Tax Credit will be allowed in ...
ART ILAGAN Conventional wisdom on government's role in inequality often has it backwards. Tax reforms have ...
PAUL RYAN The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
ALBERT EINSTEIN And what's interesting, and I don't think a lot of Americans understand this fact, is that, ...
GEORGE W. BUSH The Pilgrims made seven times more graves than huts. No Americans have been more impoverished than t...
H. U. WESTERMAYER In income tax, there is no case for amnesty.
P. CHIDAMBARAM It is such a hard golf course, but we both made a lot of birdies. Hopefully, it will help bring more...
CATRIONA MATTHEW The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.
EOIN COLFER Liars, hypocrites and mosquitoes destroyed more souls than all the dictators
DR.MOHAMMED FAIG ABAD ALRAZAK This would be a tax increase on low and middle-income Americans. They are the ones who are buying th...
DAN GRISWOLD The 55% of American households that make less than $40,000 will get a tax break of only $7 while the...
MARTY MEEHAN The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief-call it what you will-than...
A. A. MILNE The challenge is more difficult because low-income African Americans today confront not only segrega...
RICHARD ROTHSTEIN Individual income tax is due on April 15, filing and payment. The real property tax deadline is Febr...
ART ILAGAN The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief - call it what you will - ...
A. A. MILNE China has no income tax, no unemployment and not a single soldier outside its borders.
CHOU EN LAI Every one of the best tax systems raises sufficient revenue without imposing at least one of the thr...
CURTIS DUBAY There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income.
WILL ROGERS There's just one thing I can't figure out. My income tax!
NAT KING COLE It is no secret that our tax code is drastically outdated and burdensome to all Americans. Fortunate...
JEFF MILLER Ford's federal income tax rate was just 2.3 percent in 2009 even though it made $3 billion in pr...
BERNIE SANDERS Most graduates on that level of income will be spending more than that on CDs each week,
BILL RAMMELL The Bad Pants Open has become a tradition at Indian Lakes Resort, ... It's the only golf outing in w...
THE WIZARD OF OZ We hit the ball out of the ballpark. We made good pitches, Rogers' ball was moving good, he stayed o...
JIM LEYLAND As President Bush said, we fight to spread freedom so the freedoms of Americans will be made more se...
ALVIN HELLERSTEIN If Warren Buffett made his money from ordinary income rather than capital gains, his tax rate would ...
MICHAEL BLOOMBERG The simple truth is that the implementation of Obamacare has hurt Americans and their health care mo...
KEVIN MCCARTHY But if you move the money into offshore funds, this income will roll-up tax-free inside the fund.
JUSTIN MODRAY The student of history knows no more refreshing recreation than that of nailing liars, like vermin, ...
FREDERICK ROLFE I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?
MILTON BERLE A lot of people are talking about the fact that the income tax is a more progressive tax, because it...
PATTI PAWLING The Will Rogers Follies,
HANK WILLIAMS The federal government has exempted poor working families from income taxes since the 1980s because ...
JASON LEVITIS In 2010 the U.S. will have a payroll tax rate increase, an estate tax increase, and income tax incre...
ARTHUR LAFFER I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?
MILTON BERLE Why is it that half of the households in America pay zero income tax? We need some real tax reform.
JOHN CORNYN In general, anyone who paid the long distance telephone tax will get the refund on their 2006 federa...
VIRGIL GOODE High tax rates distort economic decision making, and our corporate income tax rate is one of the hig...
JASON CHAFFETZ Why not put a tax on carbon emissions. It would raise a lot of money, it would reduce the environmen...
ROBERT F. ENGLE In the richest country in the history of the world, this Obama economy has crushed the middle class....
MITT ROMNEY Income tax time is when you test your powers of deduction.
SHELBY FRIEDMAN It will be more like linebackers than most of us look like now. That's the trend anyway, better athl...
JOE DURANT I support both a Fair Tax and a Flat Tax plan that would dramatically streamline the tax system. A F...
RALPH HALL They can't change the AMT tax consequences of that $55 that they made in virtual income when they ex...
CLAUDIA HILL A story is not always a lie," said Tristan. "Some stories are truer than truth."
Truer than tr...
METTE IVIE HARRISON Our community sends a lot of income tax money to the State of Wisconsin.
COLIN BUTLER When the federal government spends more each year than it collects in tax revenues, it has three cho...
RON PAUL We're getting focused on the income tax as a base.
CONNIE MACK Generations of heroic Americans have made America more inclusive, more expansive, and more just.
CORY BOOKER The tax burden among income groups has been relatively unchanged. The administration bent over backw...
DAN MITCHELL Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
WILL ROGERS I personally - if I were designing the tax code - would have a tax code in which Mitt Romney paid mo...
BILL KRISTOL Once we enacted statewide tax credit legislation, that has made (Pennsylvania) a lot more attractive...
DAWN KEEZER The alternative minimum tax was designed to prevent the very wealthiest Americans from overusing cer...
RICHARD NEAL Many states rely on sales tax as their principle source of revenue and do not have a State income ta...
WILLIAM L. JENKINS Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's...
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN In 2001, Congress passed much needed tax relief to allow Americans to keep more of their hard earned...
DOC HASTINGS Low-income families who file at the VITA site may qualify for a substantial Earned Income Tax Credit...
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