Woody Austin quote: "I got a good bounce ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã¢Â€Â it hit the side of a tree and came out to the corner of the fairway. I hit a perfect 6-iron that almost went in. Those are the eagle putts you think you can make."

Should I be better than you if I make a little bit more money? No. Unfortunately, you know, some peo...
WOODY AUSTIN

Like I've always said, I'm no different than any other person,
WOODY AUSTIN

If it's based on wanting the guys on top to play together, it's a bunch of hogwash. There's no probl...
WOODY AUSTIN

It's just been a bad year, just haven't played good,
WOODY AUSTIN

It's nice that it did happen again. Anytime you win is a validation for why you're out here.
WOODY AUSTIN

He got me started in the game and I know he wanted me to play. There's more pressure on me this week...
WOODY AUSTIN

That's a first, ... I've never seen a hole in the ground where [hornets] came firing out. You could ...
WOODY AUSTIN

Finally. I played in one final group. It was this year at Hartford. I haven't made many of those.
WOODY AUSTIN

[TOUGH ON HIMSELF: Tampa native Woody Austin never has been one to cut himself a break. In fact, he ...
WOODY AUSTIN

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
WOODY ALLEN

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and pot...
WOODY ALLEN

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
WOODY ALLEN

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
WOODY ALLEN

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.
WOODY ALLEN

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very in...
WOODY ALLEN

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car...
WOODY ALLEN

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
WOODY ALLEN

Paralyze resistance with persistence.
WOODY HAYES

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman...
WOODY ALLEN

In the courtroom, it's where a lawyer really becomes an actor. There's a very fine line betw...
WOODY HARRELSON

This land is your land, this land is my land, From California to the New York Island. From the redwo...
WOODY GUTHRIE

I used to have Bible studies at my house. I was in the choir. I was mischievous but also a real mama...
WOODY HARRELSON

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.
WOODY ALLEN

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. . . I want to achieve it through not dying.
WOODY ALLEN

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
WOODY ALLEN

The five big mistakes in football are the fumble, the interception, the penalty, the badly called pl...
WOODY HAYES

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to m...
WOODY ALLEN

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and w...
WOODY ALLEN

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
WOODY ALLEN

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
WOODY ALLEN

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
WOODY ALLEN

If it wasn't for dogs, some people would never go for a walk.
WOODY ALLEN

I've had smarter people around me all my life, but I haven't run into one yet that can outwork me. A...
WOODY HAYES

I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.
WOODY ALLEN

We've killed a million Iraqis since the start of the Gulf war - mostly by blocking humanitarian ...
WOODY HARRELSON

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
WOODY ALLEN

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
WOODY ALLEN

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
WOODY ALLEN

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
WOODY ALLEN

Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
WOODY ALLEN

What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jum...
WOODY ALLEN

You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?
WOODY ALLEN

You're born free, then you're taxed to death.
WOODY ALLEN

It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
WOODY ALLEN

The decision to decide is a decision in itself.
WOODY ALLEN

One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, tha...
WOODY ALLEN

Growing up is amazing, until you get old!
WOODY ALLEN

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white...
WOODY ALLEN

If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!
WOODY ALLEN

I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social.
WOODY ALLEN

Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.
WOODY ALLEN

The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
WOODY ALLEN

I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
WOODY ALLEN

I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.
WOODY ALLEN

In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Th...
WOODY ALLEN

Life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable.
WOODY ALLEN

A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.
WOODY ALLEN

Today I saw a red and yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that y...
WOODY ALLEN

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought -...
WOODY ALLEN

If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.
WOODY ALLEN

In perpetrating a revolution, there are two requirements: someone or something to revolt against and...
WOODY ALLEN

My one regret in life is that I'm not someone else.
WOODY ALLEN

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
WOODY ALLEN

It shows exactly what you can do if you're a total psychotic.
WOODY ALLEN

I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked...
WOODY ALLEN

For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermu...
WOODY ALLEN

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats.
WOODY ALLEN

The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep..
WOODY ALLEN

Marriage is the death of hope.
WOODY ALLEN

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.
WOODY ALLEN

I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow, I...
WOODY ALLEN

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
WOODY ALLEN

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
WOODY ALLEN

I am at two with nature.
WOODY ALLEN

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
WOODY ALLEN

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
WOODY ALLEN

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
WOODY ALLEN

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down.
WOODY ALLEN

I don't believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
WOODY ALLEN

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the ba...
WOODY ALLEN

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead.
WOODY ALLEN

In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
WOODY ALLEN

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
WOODY ALLEN

Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to ...
WOODY ALLEN

Without winners, there wouldn't even be any civilization.
WOODY HAYES

More than at any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and ut...
WOODY ALLEN

A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. An...
WOODY ALLEN

Eighty percent of success is showing up.
WOODY ALLEN

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy...
WOODY ALLEN

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
WOODY ALLEN

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
WOODY ALLEN

Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exc...
WOODY ALLEN

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
WOODY ALLEN

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is ...
WOODY ALLEN

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
WOODY ALLEN

I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
WOODY ALLEN

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. ...
WOODY ALLEN

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
WOODY ALLEN

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex an...
WOODY ALLEN

What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
WOODY ALLEN

How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
WOODY ALLEN

Innovation is the ability to see change as an opportunity - not a threat
WOODY ALLEN

Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
WOODY ALLEN

Eternity is really long, especially near the end
WOODY ALLEN

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy ...
WOODY ALLEN

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
WOODY ALLEN

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
WOODY ALLEN

If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take tw...
WOODY ALLEN

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
WOODY ALLEN

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight ...
WOODY ALLEN

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.
WOODY ALLEN

The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.
WOODY ALLEN

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem t...
WOODY ALLEN

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on offi...
WOODY ALLEN

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
WOODY ALLEN

Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they f...
WOODY ALLEN

On our first date, all Anne wanted to talk about was Bob Feller, the new pitcher for the Cleveland I...
WOODY HAYES

I used to have terrible acne on my face: red, splotchy discoloration. And mucus - I was constantly b...
WOODY HARRELSON

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
WOODY ALLEN

Without winners, there wouldn't even be any civilization.
WOODY HAYES

When I'm in New York, I bike everywhere. I have a couple of bikes stored over at Ed Norton's...
WOODY HARRELSON

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
WOODY ALLEN

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
WOODY ALLEN

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad o...
WOODY ALLEN

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
WOODY ALLEN

Some guy hit my fender the other day, and I said unto him, 'Be fruitful, and multiply'. But not in t...
WOODY ALLEN

When I had just started 'Cheers,' my nerves were ajangle, to put it mildly. I was absolutely...
WOODY HARRELSON

Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
WOODY ALLEN

If you play more than two chords, you're showing off.
WOODY GUTHRIE

Take it easy, but take it.
WOODY GUTHRIE

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
WOODY ALLEN

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to fin...
WOODY ALLEN

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
WOODY ALLEN

He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
WOODY ALLEN

I don't apologize for anything. When I make a mistake, I take the blame and go on from there.
WOODY HAYES

Violence was almost an aphrodisiac for me.
WOODY HARRELSON

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty da...
WOODY ALLEN

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boa...
WOODY ALLEN

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure ou...
WOODY ALLEN

In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
WOODY ALLEN

There's a smugness that goes with being a huge company. The big fish say, 'If it's so gr...
WOODY NORRIS

The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't h...
WOODY ALLEN

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
WOODY ALLEN

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
WOODY ALLEN

I try to apply the organic concept to my clothes and bedding as well. There's nothing like swimm...
WOODY HARRELSON

I'm an anarchist and I do think things such as Occupy Wall Street are about getting a little clo...
WOODY HARRELSON

If you manage to stop the timber industry from cutting this forest, they'll cut that forest. If ...
WOODY HARRELSON

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
WOODY ALLEN

The most deceptive course in football is straight at the goalposts.
WOODY HAYES

The giant industries that are polluting our planet as well as violating human rights worldwide are t...
WOODY HARRELSON

Pesticides came about after the first world war. Some brainy petrochemical money maker said, 'He...
WOODY HARRELSON

I related to his disillusionment. Thinking that he was going for this big dream. Then he kind of saw...
WOODY HARRELSON

I never was disillusioned with acting because I love acting.
WOODY HARRELSON

Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
WOODY ALLEN

Nothing that comes easy is worth a dime.
WOODY HAYES

My films are therapy for my debilitating depression. In institutions people weave baskets. I make fi...
WOODY ALLEN

Nobody despises to lose more than I do. That's got me into trouble over the years, but it also m...
WOODY HAYES

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the bo...
WOODY ALLEN

A grownup is a child with layers on.
WOODY HARRELSON

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
WOODY ALLEN

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
WOODY ALLEN

I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife
WOODY ALLEN

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
WOODY ALLEN

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
WOODY ALLEN

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
WOODY ALLEN

Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence, so why bother shaving?
WOODY ALLEN

Whosover loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.
WOODY ALLEN

The wicked at heart probably know something.
WOODY ALLEN

My Lord, my Lord! What hast Thou done, lately?
WOODY ALLEN

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
WOODY ALLEN

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job.
WOODY ALLEN

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
WOODY ALLEN

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy ...
WOODY ALLEN

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead- not sick, not wounded - dead.
WOODY ALLEN

For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath ...
WOODY ALLEN

We were married by a reformed rabbi in Long Island. A very reformed rabbi. A Nazi.
WOODY ALLEN

The only difference between sex and death is, with death you can do it alone and nobody's going to m...
WOODY ALLEN

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
WOODY ALLEN

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
WOODY ALLEN

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat...
WOODY ALLEN

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
WOODY ALLEN

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought--...
WOODY ALLEN

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
WOODY ALLEN

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say ab...
WOODY ALLEN

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way aroun...
WOODY ALLEN

I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
WOODY ALLEN

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
WOODY ALLEN

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
WOODY ALLEN

I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.
WOODY ALLEN

How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?
WOODY ALLEN

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typ...
WOODY ALLEN

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
WOODY ALLEN

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
WOODY ALLEN

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to g...
WOODY ALLEN

Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be ther...
WOODY ALLEN

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter...
WOODY ALLEN

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundre...
WOODY ALLEN

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
WOODY ALLEN

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
WOODY ALLEN

Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverag...
WOODY ALLEN

I got a good bounce ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã¢Â€Â it hit the side of a tree and came out to the corner of the fairway. I hit a perfect 6-iron that almost went in. Those are the eagle putts you think you can make.

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I got a good bounce ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã¢Â€Â it hit the side of a tree and came out to the corner of the fairway. I hit a perfect 6-iron that almost went in. Those are the eagle putts you think you can make.

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I got a good bounce ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã¢Â€Â it hit the side of a tree and came out to the corner of the fairway. I hit a perfect 6-iron that almost went in. Those are the eagle putts you think you can make.

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I got a good bounce ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã¢Â€Â it hit the side of a tree and came out to the corner of the fairway. I hit a perfect 6-iron that almost went in. Those are the eagle putts you think you can make.