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SEAN PENN This is the fifth year I've played baseball. But I've been to a bunch of Austin Peay basketball game...
COLTER DIXON We just played good solid fundamental soccer tonight. That's what we've been looking for all year lo...
EUGENE DORO I don't think we played that bad, they're just that good.
DARIN SPENCE The wind speaks, its been around the world, has seen many things, both good and bad, you just gotta ...
E. PALUSZAK My record of 13 goals in the World Cup finals still stands.
JUST FONTAINE Watching a baseball game on television is like chasing the great white whale in a goldfish bowl. It ...
WARD JUST There are strong opportunities to be found in both Bulgaria and Croatia. You get twice the size of t...
TOBIAS JUST I find it difficult to converse with robots.....Don't be afraid to be an independent thinker.
JUST JEWEL In the great line of Crane, Orwell and Hemingway.
WARD JUST This is too much of a good thing, so there might be a correction that will occur.
TOBIAS JUST What brings us anywhere? You take one turn instead of another, you meet one woman instead of another...
WARD JUST Too often in the post-9/11 world, when the time has come to translate the moral, and essentially pro...
RICHARD JUST I think we showed three years ago that seeding doesn't mean much. Drury is a great team. But it's to...
LARRY JUST Being the seventh seed coming into this thing and splitting two games, you'd like to think that you'...
LARRY JUST We didn't control the paint. Everything they did was because of their dribble penetration and their ...
LARRY JUST You just have to find a way to get past this first game sometimes. On Saturday, maybe we'll settle i...
LARRY JUST You can see that when she's out there, we're a better team.
LARRY JUST You can't print what I was thinking.
LARRY JUST This bill is about sending a message to irresponsible dog owners, and not just jailing a bad neighbo...
LARRY JUST It's a slap in the face to the family and the victims. This bill does not go where it needs to go. W...
LARRY JUST The trial was painful. There were lots of breakdowns. Now that we have that behind us, things are ge...
LARRY JUST Besides, teams are less attacking now.
JUST FONTAINE Only two journalists followed the team around.
JUST FONTAINE My mind was not on the record - I turned down the chance to take a penalty in the third-place game.
JUST FONTAINE Nowadays, as soon as a striker scores three goals, everyone starts asking him about it.
JUST FONTAINE I spent my first twenty years in Morocco, where I coached the national team.
JUST FONTAINE I think I'll take my record of 13 goals to the grave.
JUST FONTAINE As soon as he thinks about the record, he's finished. The secret is to put it out of your mind.
JUST FONTAINE Fifth is great, especially as I was forced to retire when I was 26 - right at the moment when I was ...
JUST FONTAINE To beat my record, a side would really have to go for it, or a player would need to go on a goal spr...
JUST FONTAINE Just haven't played well. I guess a bit of everything. Sunday my good shots seem to be bad and my ba...
SERGIO GARCIA I just took the good and the bad from all of the coaches I've been around.
CHARLES HALEY It was just good old Creole food, good old-time New Orleans food. And he was good, damn good. You co...
LEAH CHASE We just played smarter tonight than we played for most of the year. We tried to probably play like a...
XANDER RITZ We've never been about the numbers. Good or bad, they're just numbers.
CHAD BUTLER I am a gypsy. I havent' had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw eve...
TAYLOR KINNEY I was really pleased with how we played. It was the best we played all year, unfortunately, it just ...
ANDREW STACY We just needed win - period. We're just struggling so badly right now. Then to lose this would have ...
ALLEN IVERSON We just played bad. Just like at Colfax, we had a big game and didn't play well.
JACK MCCRORY We just played bad. We weren't ready to play.
LESLIE VERSLUES We've played very good defense all year and I don't think tonight that we played poor defense, Munst...
LANE LEWALLEN Sarah threw a good game. But she's been throwing well. We just haven't played real well behind her.
JOEL ROGERS [Mann has not been the familys only benefactor. Members of Talladega Creek Baptist Church and Pastor...
BARBARA UPTON We've been a good team playing bad all year, but right now, we're playing pretty good.
BRIAN HARRINGTON Every male wants a good girl to be bad just for him. Every female wants a bad boy to be good just fo...
MARIE MUHAMMAD There’s no such thing as a good or bad person: there are just people who have each been or seem to...
MOKOKOMA MOKHONOANA He's been consistent all year. Besides wearing a bad jacket one game, I think he's been good.
DARIUS KASPARAITIS I want it so bad. I just sit there and I think how close we are and how close we've been for the las...
BAILEY STANLEY He's been battling through a bad back. His lower back has been hurting him for a few weeks. He playe...
GREG LEIB Being stubborn can be a good thing. Being stubborn can be a bad thing. It just depends on how you us...
WILLIE AAMES I don't think we played bad. They just hit the ball (well).
EDGEY ARBUCKLE Glen just can't seem to get the Woody Hayes out of him,
JOE TILLER Overall, it was a very good team game, a well-balanced game. They played as a team and they played h...
KATE DUDLEY Kelsey just played awesome, the best she has all year.
WILLIE LAGER Instead of breaking that bridge, we should, if possible, provide
another, that he may retire the so...
ARISTIDES ("THE JUST") We make war that we may live in peace.
ARISTIDES ("THE JUST") I've never in my life categorized a year of my life as good or bad. I just think I'm living ...
MICHAEL WINTER Seneca Wallace is a good player. He just hasn't played.
MIKE HOLMGREN We just couldn't make shots. We got good shots and the girls played hard. We played good defense and...
CHAD OLSON We played the best game we've played all year, but it just didn't bounce our way.
JOSH PINNICK We just had a couple of bad ends. My team played great. I just wish I could throw that last one agai...
EVE BELISLE Society just has a way of inhibiting you, which is good and bad.
BARBARA PARK I thought we played better in the second game. We just had a horrible approach in the first game. We...
JEFF STRATTON I have my good and bad days, but when it's tough I just push through it.
CHRISTIE RAMPONE Woody was great, ... He did a terrific job. He was getting up there in pitches. He had good command,...
BRUCE BOCHY I've played varsity since the eighth grade and I've never been a home run hitter. I've been working ...
BROOKE ROSS It was a fantastic response from Luke. The result could not have been better and it just shows how g...
BERNHARD LANGER I'm right and wrong, moral and immoral, good and bad, a hero and a villain, and I've been just as ca...
KATIE MCGARRY We played good in spots, but we played bad overall. If we could get something from the bench, I thin...
SHIRLEY WALKER A good year is determined by its spring
PROVERB Here I was, this good guy that played football; I was gonna go play in college but I had a bad senio...
BOB LIVINGSTON I though Danielle played her best game of the year. We just weren't playing very good defense. We we...
MATT FOWLER I understand that's the game and how it's played, but it's just, wow, it's bad.
CHRIS BAKER I just wanted to get back to Austin. I love this town. It's a great town.
JASON PYLE Austin played real well tonight when they shut down Kevin (Denman).
DARRELL GRAVATT I'm at a loss for words. They're a nice solid team, they played a good game. It's been a good season...
ADRIAN HULL Last week was great, this week sucks. I just feel bad for the team. I mean, I'll be fine. I just fee...
DOUG BRIEN I just felt so bad for him ù his year has been that way. He's had such strong cars i...
MICHAEL ANDRETTI Fire isn’t good or bad. It just burns.
KAREN MARIE MONING (White) has been on everyone and she's just getting better. She played JV ball last year. She waited...
PAUL VACHON Brittany is just playing really good hockey. Her whole line has really clicked, and for the past thr...
HALINA KRISTALYN We took some good shots, they just didn't fall. It took us a while to get in a groove. Defensively w...
EDDIE TALLEY It was a tight game. We played extremely hard, but I'm disappointed that we lost. We've got a really...
LIAM KENT We played some good defense, but just got unlucky.
ED MILLER Each one is a new year. I'm just so happy for these kids because they've been through some adversity...
PAUL WAYNE I think we're done with moral victories for a while now. We're just as good as Ohio State is. Last y...
MIKE WALKER To know the hurt of what losing a loved one brings. Well put it this way time does not heal, you lea...
GARY F EVANS... A general is just as good or just as bad as the troops under his command make him.
GENERAL DOUGLAS MACARTHUR A general is just as good or just as bad as the troops under his command make him.
DOUGLAS MACARTHUR We played much better basketball this year. With the style we played, we were just so much more comp...
CARY THOMPSON This was very exciting, just a good high school tennis match. Both teams played very good.
BOB BARTHOLD We just played good team basketball. It was a game of two good teams playing hard.
BILL MCELROY Just because they were undefeated didn't mean anything to us. We just came out and played our best g...
MICHAEL DUTY I was really good at being a bad guy; I like that role. Not being bad to people - just talking bad.
RIC FLAIR There are no good or bad stocks. The company is either good or bad. Stocks are just stocks.
KENNETH L. FISHER We just went out and pressured everything. We played as hard as we have all year. We just came up a ...
DUSTIN DAHLQUIST Reality is neither good nor bad; it just is.
ARBIE M. DALE Just because something isn’t good doesn’t mean it’s bad.
REBECCA MCNUTT Those targets are generally what everyone gets in a good year -- not a bad year, not a great year --...
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